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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

say what ya want?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I am pissed off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My postillion has been struck by lightning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm soooooooooooooooooo bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can search throughout the entire universe

for someone who is more deserving of your

love and affection than you are yourself,

and that person is not to be found anywhere.

You yourself, as much as anybody

in the entire universe

deserve your love and affection.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"My postillion has been struck by lightning"

Painful

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By *y_funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

"I am pissed off"

Why are you pissed off?

Were chilling after a busy week..

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By *woBiTwoCouple
over a year ago

north manchester

We're squiffy, thanks to Asda's 3 for a Tenner!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

in the 80's willie rushton used to contribute to tiswas.

one saturday he was standing next to tarrant (whose mic was on) while they watched a young gymnast bend herself into the crab position. Rushton was heard to say on air

"a sitting duck for a deviant"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only person who has been there every time there's been a f**k up in my life is........me!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Everything comes to him who waits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love weekends.

I lurve the ladies.

I LOVE LIFE...

Have a good un peeps....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're squiffy, thanks to Asda's 3 for a Tenner!

Us too, lol, we went to a Cider farm and bought 5 ltres of scrumpy for £7

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

just got a call from my ex...one of the twins is ill

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"I am pissed off

Why are you pissed off?

Were chilling after a busy week.."

I am not really, but the poster said post anything you want so I did

The weekend is here so all is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When life gives you lemons...

Keep them, because hey. Free fucking lemons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do you make a cat drink?

1 cat, 2 lemons, Vodka and serve with ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working away all week has it's bonuses. On the day I get back Siren sucks cock like a sex starved prossie the moment littleun goes to bed.

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Sat here drinking a bottle of lovely red wine and it's mine all mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!

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Or make lemonade! I much prefer the tequila and salt option though

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I have Mexican food in.... anyone fancy Nacho's?????

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"just got a call from my ex...one of the twins is ill

Oh hun, hope everything ok

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I have Mexican food in.... anyone fancy Nacho's?????

Nacho's what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you entertain a party of forty?

Buy her a few Gins and a packet of crisps...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I was going to play out tonight but cant be arsed

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By *y_funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

"I am pissed off

Why are you pissed off?

Were chilling after a busy week..

I am not really, but the poster said post anything you want so I did

The weekend is here so all is good

Good

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By *ung and readyMan
over a year ago

newcastle under lyme

so cold outside ,so quiet,

can almost feel the snow ready to fall.

winter is well and truly on the way.

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By *y_funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

"so cold outside ,so quiet,

can almost feel the snow ready to fall.

winter is well and truly on the way."

Thats a way to cheer us up!!

Brrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot

Order will return.

haiku!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tired and weary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hungry ...........

But not for food .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hungry ...........

But not for food .

Awww Hun...

Tra_mar's got some haiku.... If that would help you with your cravings...

{16.... 17. Yup Me too...

}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it

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By *umgetus69Couple
over a year ago

birmingham

man thats deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot

Order will return.

haiku!"
Brilliant! Haiku to perfection. The 5-7-5 rule. That`s made me smile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discombobulation xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need more sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discombobulation xx

There's one born every minute. And they live!LOL

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"just got a call from my ex...one of the twins is ill

Hope they get well soon!

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

43 days to crimbo

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have a sore eye..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"43 days to crimbo

OMG!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can search throughout the entire universe

for someone who is more deserving of your

love and affection than you are yourself,

and that person is not to be found anywhere.

You yourself, as much as anybody

in the entire universe

deserve your love and affection."

So true, if you can't love yourself how you gonna love someone else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it"

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just fuck off and leave me alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to play out tonight but cant be arsed

eeee that constipation's a beggar. tut

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

oxymoron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try to arrange group fun what do you get? Certain peeps asking who has confirmed before they confirm. If they all do this it makes it impossible. Besides that don't really feel right giving out names to others. Fed up, feel like not bothering. rant over.

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

TFI Saturday, no work tonight! Halle fookin lujah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone for a Pot Noodle ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the MODs are great.

Bippy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

2-0 dear oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

fuckers ^^^^^^

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By *entcouple4550Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

My mum makes nice cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum makes nice cakes"

nice buns too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum makes nice cakes

nice buns too

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damm was thinking that 1 lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

this thread is going well. 16 hours,very little politics,no racism and absolutely no arbitrary censorship.well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone for a Pot Noodle ?"

What flavour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i am thinking of opening a burmese fish restaurant

"Aung Sun Sushi"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

mty ribs are fooked and the footie is boring!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mty ribs are fooked and the footie is boring!!!!"

come to Ikea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please write some of your own.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Tea and Mince Pies anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are actually advocating that no one believe what you wrote ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea and Mince Pies anyone?

No ....it's not even December..... Stick your yule logs where the sun don't shine!

and NO I don't mean Widnes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a shop-bought Macaroni cheese, not bad for 9p!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea and Mince Pies anyone?

yes please - and I dont mind what you do with your chocolate yules - provided Granny has not stuck them somewhere else before

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Tea and Mince Pies anyone?

No ....it's not even December..... Stick your yule logs where the sun don't shine!

and NO I don't mean Widnes

Well that's buggered me up going to the Christmas Markets in just over a week

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