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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

   "I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back"

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.” -Woody Allen

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“Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes.” -Marilyn Sokol

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“Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.” -William Shakespeare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is like air, it only appears important when you aren't getting any. (Maharishi Phucknuckel)

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