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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

As they give young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

(yes it's an old joke )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol. And they never leave the job half-finished while they pop off to another one.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

The plumber was here within an hour when I flooded the downstairs neighbour's bathroom.. And I was naked when he arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My plumber gave me a cheeky view of his ass crack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My plumber gave me a cheeky view of his ass crack. "

Was a pot noodle handy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My plumber gave me a cheeky view of his ass crack.

Was a pot noodle handy? "

I don't know what that means. I do like pot noodles though.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"My plumber gave me a cheeky view of his ass crack.

Was a pot noodle handy?

I don't know what that means. I do like pot noodles though. "

Nooooooooo pot noodles are evil! It's pretty much all I've eaten all week! If I ever see another pot noodle I might cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My plumber gave me a cheeky view of his ass crack.

Was a pot noodle handy?

I don't know what that means. I do like pot noodles though.

Nooooooooo pot noodles are evil! It's pretty much all I've eaten all week! If I ever see another pot noodle I might cry "

If i ate them every day i might not like them. You like normal noodles? I prefer them and add my own frozen veg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My plumber gave me a cheeky view of his ass crack.

Was a pot noodle handy?

I don't know what that means. I do like pot noodles though. "

It's from a TV add some years ago, builder bends over in badly fitting jeans, and one of the lads on lunch break drops one of his noodles down the crack. Not really a good ad though, someone's sweaty, hairy arris isn't very appetising,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My plumber gave me a cheeky view of his ass crack.

Was a pot noodle handy?

I don't know what that means. I do like pot noodles though.

It's from a TV add some years ago, builder bends over in badly fitting jeans, and one of the lads on lunch break drops one of his noodles down the crack. Not really a good ad though, someone's sweaty, hairy arris isn't very appetising,lol"

Lol. Never really watched TV so not seen that but it sounds funny.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"My plumber gave me a cheeky view of his ass crack.

Was a pot noodle handy?

I don't know what that means. I do like pot noodles though.

Nooooooooo pot noodles are evil! It's pretty much all I've eaten all week! If I ever see another pot noodle I might cry

If i ate them every day i might not like them. You like normal noodles? I prefer them and add my own frozen veg."

Eat anything every day and you'll get sick of it lol. Yeah I'd love some proper noodles with a bit of chicken and some raw veg.. Bit like a stir fry but not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My plumber gave me a cheeky view of his ass crack.

Was a pot noodle handy?

I don't know what that means. I do like pot noodles though.

Nooooooooo pot noodles are evil! It's pretty much all I've eaten all week! If I ever see another pot noodle I might cry

If i ate them every day i might not like them. You like normal noodles? I prefer them and add my own frozen veg.

Eat anything every day and you'll get sick of it lol. Yeah I'd love some proper noodles with a bit of chicken and some raw veg.. Bit like a stir fry but not "

Hm yeah sounds good. Add bean sprouts and it could become a stir fry.

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