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Buggery bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Put some sausage rolls in the oven and got distracted, just caught them in time before they all got burnt

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm promoting:-

Cockfosters

As a new swearword

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm particularly proficient at burning toast on one side

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

this could be the wake up call you need to stop you cooking sausage rolls at 10:40 on a thursday morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm particularly proficient at burning toast on one side "

Put that on the bottom and you'll never know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"this could be the wake up call you need to stop you cooking sausage rolls at 10:40 on a thursday morning "

I was doing fishfinger butties at 1am this morning

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington


"this could be the wake up call you need to stop you cooking sausage rolls at 10:40 on a thursday morning

I was doing fishfinger butties at 1am this morning "

we need to sort are lives put really. anyways off to put kettle on for my 10:56 pot noodle breakfast

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Oi PP wheres the cake bowl im still waiting and ive been good not nagging you for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi PP wheres the cake bowl im still waiting and ive been good not nagging you for it "

Thought you said gagging for it at first

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi PP wheres the cake bowl im still waiting and ive been good not nagging you for it

Thought you said gagging for it at first "
Noooooo i hid your gag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi PP wheres the cake bowl im still waiting and ive been good not nagging you for it

Thought you said gagging for it at first Noooooo i hid your gag "

So not fair

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"this could be the wake up call you need to stop you cooking sausage rolls at 10:40 on a thursday morning

I was doing fishfinger butties at 1am this morning

we need to sort are lives put really. anyways off to put kettle on for my 10:56 pot noodle breakfast "

Careful, you'll turn into a pot noodle!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi PP wheres the cake bowl im still waiting and ive been good not nagging you for it

Thought you said gagging for it at first Noooooo i hid your gag

So not fair "
i thought it would give you something to do by looking for it and keep you out of mischiff

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"this could be the wake up call you need to stop you cooking sausage rolls at 10:40 on a thursday morning

I was doing fishfinger butties at 1am this morning

we need to sort are lives put really. anyways off to put kettle on for my 10:56 pot noodle breakfast chicken n mushroom plz miss giggles

Careful, you'll turn into a pot noodle! "

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I've got curry flavour or beef and tomato, _oddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi PP wheres the cake bowl im still waiting and ive been good not nagging you for it

Thought you said gagging for it at first Noooooo i hid your gag

So not fair i thought it would give you something to do by looking for it and keep you out of mischiff"

I never get up to mischief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put some sausage rolls in the oven and got distracted, just caught them in time before they all got burnt "

New job in Greggs?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi PP wheres the cake bowl im still waiting and ive been good not nagging you for it

Thought you said gagging for it at first Noooooo i hid your gag

So not fair i thought it would give you something to do by looking for it and keep you out of mischiff

I never get up to mischief "
has a choking fit

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I've got curry flavour or beef and tomato, _oddy "
curry plz sweetcheeks x

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I've got curry flavour or beef and tomato, _oddy

curry plz sweetcheeks x"

It's the last one, but since it's you *passes noodles*

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

i quite like some burnt food, love toast when its blackened..

apparently when i was a toddles my mum bless her caught me teething on a piece of coal..

time were tough..

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I prefer the word dangly bollocks lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm afraid I have to utter the OP's sentiment. :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm promoting:-

Cockfosters

As a new swearword "

Finsbury Park is Krapy Rub Snif written backwards

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm promoting:-

Cockfosters

As a new swearword

Finsbury Park is Krapy Rub Snif written backwards "

F

A

B

!!

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"I'm promoting:-

Cockfosters

As a new swearword "

Use it in a sentence so I know the context to use it if we're doing this

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm promoting:-

Cockfosters

As a new swearword

Use it in a sentence so I know the context to use it if we're doing this "

'Cockfosters' - verb, mild swearword.

Use:

"The bloody cat's vomited on the Cockfosting mat again"

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"I'm promoting:-

Cockfosters

As a new swearword

Use it in a sentence so I know the context to use it if we're doing this

'Cockfosters' - verb, mild swearword.

Use:

"The bloody cat's vomited on the Cockfosting mat again""

That's cockfosting not Cockfosters

I was thinking an exclamation like "Cockfosters I missed the bus" or "shut your mouth you filthy Cockfoster"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this could be the wake up call you need to stop you cooking sausage rolls at 10:40 on a thursday morning

I was doing fishfinger butties at 1am this morning "

With RED sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm particularly proficient at burning toast on one side "

You could do with a new toaster.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm promoting:-

Cockfosters

As a new swearword

Use it in a sentence so I know the context to use it if we're doing this

'Cockfosters' - verb, mild swearword.

Use:

"The bloody cat's vomited on the Cockfosting mat again"

That's cockfosting not Cockfosters

I was thinking an exclamation like "Cockfosters I missed the bus" or "shut your mouth you filthy Cockfoster" "

Or as a general term of exasperation:

"Ahh! Cockfosters! I shat me pants!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put some sausage rolls in the oven and got distracted, just caught them in time before they all got burnt "

Ok I'm going to be a pedant now (sorry! ) but if you caught them in time BEFORE they got burnt, then I guess they actually weren't burnt, so in the end what you had was perfectly cooked sausages!? Yes?

Therefore rather than 'Buggery Bollocks' perhaps this thread should have been "mmm, sausages cooked exactly like they should be"!?

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