FabSwingers.com forum: Bastard trumps

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why does my body torture me so? like when I`m in polite company and holding if fart after fart, then when I finally get outside in noisy traffic that will mask the explosion, NOTHING!

There is absolutely no need for this kind of behaviour from my bum, I`ve been very polite, so I deserve my reward.

Bloody bums!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought we were gonna have a game of top trumps for people who have pissed us off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks for sharing

Sorry, just looking for confirmation that it`s not only me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought we were gonna have a game of top trumps for people who have pissed us off

Is there a game called ` Bastard trumps` ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought we were gonna have a game of top trumps for people who have pissed us off

Is there a game called ` Bastard trumps` ? lol"

I assumed you'd invented it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for sharing

Sorry, just looking for confirmation that it`s not only me.

Nah, it's only you.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Learn the art of the SBD

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought we were gonna have a game of top trumps for people who have pissed us off

Is there a game called ` Bastard trumps` ? lol

I assumed you'd invented it! "

Sorry to disappoint.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Learn the art of the SBD

What`s SBD?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I admire your honesty. But is this really going to endear you to prospective play mates? There are a wide variety of tastes and fettishes but I'd be surprised if this is a common one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I admire your honesty. But is this really going to endear you to prospective play mates? There are a wide variety of tastes and fettishes but I'd be surprised if this is a common one. "

I was talking to someone on here about it and we had a good laugh, not to be taken seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this is sooo funny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learn the art of the SBD

SBV is worse.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think this is sooo funny lol"

It`s real life, anyone on here who says they don`t fart is not to be trusted, they would be the size of the Millennium dome by now.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Learn the art of the SBD

SBV is worse.......

Am I going to regret asking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learn the art of the SBD

SBV is worse.......

Am I going to regret asking?"

I don't know, why don't you ask.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Learn the art of the SBD

SBV is worse.......

Am I going to regret asking?

I don't know, why don't you ask.

What is SBV?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Learn the art of the SBD

SBV is worse.......

Am I going to regret asking?

I don't know, why don't you ask.

What is SBV?"

I looked up SBD, but I love animals and the poor dog would get the blame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learn the art of the SBD

SBV is worse.......

Am I going to regret asking?

I don't know, why don't you ask.

What is SBV?"

SBD Silent but deadly.

SBV silent but violent.

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