FabSwingers.com forum: Ah shit

By *rcticFoxxx OP Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

gonna have to buy some new clothes.. My smallest pair of jeggings are too big

They must have stretched in the wash

Apologies for my extremely random posts today! I'm in an odd mood

Post your odd and random thoughts below!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a lick, a kiss and a nug, in that order.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

My daughter asked me how big the universe is the other day...

Short answer, nobody knows...

Ask me again in ten years.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a lick, a kiss and a nug, in that order."

The lick and the kiss I can help with. The nug I'm not so sure

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My daughter asked me how big the universe is the other day...

Short answer, nobody knows...

Ask me again in ten years."

It'll be even bigger then ..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rcticFoxxx OP Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I want a lick, a kiss and a nug, in that order."

I can do the nug

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and a nibble

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Do your leggings stand a chance?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rcticFoxxx OP Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Oh, and a nibble

I'll bite your bum for ya. I'm in a biting mood!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"gonna have to buy some new clothes.. My smallest pair of jeggings are too big

They must have stretched in the wash

Apologies for my extremely random posts today! I'm in an odd mood

Post your odd and random thoughts below! "

Put them on a hot wash. They'll soon shrink!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rcticFoxxx OP Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Do your leggings stand a chance?"

My leggings are covered in paint

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rcticFoxxx OP Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"gonna have to buy some new clothes.. My smallest pair of jeggings are too big

They must have stretched in the wash

Apologies for my extremely random posts today! I'm in an odd mood

Post your odd and random thoughts below!

Put them on a hot wash. They'll soon shrink!

Or I could just eat pizza

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and a nibble

I'll bite your bum for ya. I'm in a biting mood! "

*presents bum*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rcticFoxxx OP Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Oh, and a nibble

I'll bite your bum for ya. I'm in a biting mood!

*presents bum*"

*bites*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a lick, a kiss and a nug, in that order.

The lick and the kiss I can help with. The nug I'm not so sure

Why thanks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rcticFoxxx OP Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

*drool* I fancy a full English breakfast

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My daughter asked me how big the universe is the other day...

Short answer, nobody knows...

Ask me again in ten years."

...when it will be even bigger

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Post your odd and random thoughts below! "

Ive had x4 Ruslter McRib things in the last two days.

Ive just had a barbaric shit and it was very much like baby poo.

I cant help but go all chefy on these things, I toast the bread

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread