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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Just for fun, ask a randomly silly question, lets see what answers we get.

I'll go first:

Why isn't there a mouse flavoured cat food?

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By *venstevensMan
over a year ago

MILTON KEYNES

I have no idea

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

'Cos mice are textured rather than flavoured, as an fule kno

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

If we say "It's all Greek to me!"

...What do the Greeks say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anybody have a chance on here?

Or has this joke worn out for everyone else yet? I'm still finding it funny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because cats can't read?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"If we say "It's all Greek to me!"

...What do the Greeks say?"

The Greeks say: "It's all Chinese to me!"

So what do the Chinese say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we say "It's all Greek to me!"

...What do the Greeks say?"

"We're not giving you your money back.... Losers!"

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By *orksfuncoupleCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield


"Just for fun, ask a randomly silly question, lets see what answers we get.

I'll go first:

Why isn't there a mouse flavoured cat food?"

Who do you know mouse doesn't taste like beef or chicken? xx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"If we say "It's all Greek to me!"

...What do the Greeks say?

"We're not giving you your money back.... Losers!""

They haven't got my money - we do have their marbles tho'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you never see baby pidgoens

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Just for fun, ask a randomly silly question, lets see what answers we get.

I'll go first:

Why isn't there a mouse flavoured cat food?

Who do you know mouse doesn't taste like beef or chicken? xx"

I don't, but it'd be fun to see mouse flavoured cat food.

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Why do you never see baby pidgoens "

that's a good one! No idea!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"If we say "It's all Greek to me!"

...What do the Greeks say?

The Greeks say: "It's all Chinese to me!"

So what do the Chinese say?"

The Chinese say "It's all snakes to me"

Ergo, there is nothing more complicated than snakes.

Case closed.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington


"Just for fun, ask a randomly silly question, lets see what answers we get.

I'll go first:

Why isn't there a mouse flavoured cat food?"

could you manage a mouse farm

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By *asker10Man
over a year ago

london

Why do we have to pretend to be asleep to actually get to sleep?

Why after a superb nights sleep do I wake up, look at my alarm, and decide to agree with it and go for another snooze?

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Just for fun, ask a randomly silly question, lets see what answers we get.

I'll go first:

Why isn't there a mouse flavoured cat food?

could you manage a mouse farm "

can't manage fook all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people say "it never rains but it pours" ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people give cats fish to eat? They never go near water, so its hardly a natural foodstuff for them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it that when you scream in a library everyone goes shhhhhhhhhhh?

But when you scream on an airplane everyone joins in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you never see baby pidgoens "

I don't know but my friends jack Russell loves chasing pigeons that come in the garden to feed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is wrestling real?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you never see baby pidgoens "

Because they're either still in the egg, or when they gave hatched, they can't leave the nest till they can fly. By which time they are so large you can mistake them for a full grown adult. The chicks are ugly fuckers. You wouldn't want to see them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you never see baby pidgoens "

I've seen hundreds. But then i'm usually hanging around farms and they're always falling out of their nests.

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Why is an anteater called an anteater but a cows not called a grasseater?

Why have we got words like excruciating while words like dumne remain unused?

What was going through the persons head when they discovered cows milk was drinkable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are my toes so cute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If our breasts evolved to attract mates so we can make babies, why do they get bigger when were on our period?

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Why do people give cats fish to eat? They never go near water, so its hardly a natural foodstuff for them?"

Actually cats in the wild are great fishers. They don't lose the instinct and are still quite wild compared to most dogs.

Which is why you have to stop the car if you run over a dog but not if you run over a cat.

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"If our breasts evolved to attract mates so we can make babies, why do they get bigger when were on our period?"

I can't decide if this is serious or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If our breasts evolved to attract mates so we can make babies, why do they get bigger when were on our period?"

Mine don't. Tender but not bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we say "It's all Greek to me!"

...What do the Greeks say?

"We're not giving you your money back.... Losers!"

They haven't got my money - we do have their marbles tho'"

Did you steal theirs because you were missing your own?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it that when a cat falls, it lands on its feet, but when you drop toast it lands butter-side down?

What if you strapped said toast (butter-side-up) to a cats back and dropped it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone ever "had their eye out" participating in some behaviour that their parents warned them about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people give cats fish to eat? They never go near water, so its hardly a natural foodstuff for them?

Actually cats in the wild are great fishers. They don't lose the instinct and are still quite wild compared to most dogs.

Which is why you have to stop the car if you run over a dog but not if you run over a cat. "

So why do they look so pitiful when wet through? And why are they scared shitless of water pistols?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people give cats fish to eat? They never go near water, so its hardly a natural foodstuff for them?

Actually cats in the wild are great fishers. They don't lose the instinct and are still quite wild compared to most dogs.

Which is why you have to stop the car if you run over a dog but not if you run over a cat. "

I'd like to think any decent person would still stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cousin had his eye out, so yup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone ever "had their eye out" participating in some behaviour that their parents warned them about?"

I think it's a phrase that originated at the Battle of Hastings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone ever "had their eye out" participating in some behaviour that their parents warned them about?

I think it's a phrase that originated at the Battle of Hastings "

Was Harold running with scissors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What, actually, is scampi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If our breasts evolved to attract mates so we can make babies, why do they get bigger when were on our period?

Mine don't. Tender but not bigger. "

Mine swell up. Wierd, seems i'm a freak (again).

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"Has anyone ever "had their eye out" participating in some behaviour that their parents warned them about?"

yep ..a dart intended for the dart board missed and landed straight in eyeball ...one glass eye later ..... !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What, actually, is scampi? "

Originally offcuts of monkfish tails. I think it's prawns now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for fun, ask a randomly silly question, lets see what answers we get.

I'll go first:

Why isn't there a mouse flavoured cat food?

Who do you know mouse doesn't taste like beef or chicken? xx"

Its bound to taste like chicken..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone ever "had their eye out" participating in some behaviour that their parents warned them about?

yep ..a dart intended for the dart board missed and landed straight in eyeball ...one glass eye later ..... !!! "

I know a lad who managed to stab himself in the eye with a penknife. He learned then, always cut away from yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the best thing before sliced bread ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people give cats fish to eat? They never go near water, so its hardly a natural foodstuff for them?

Actually cats in the wild are great fishers. They don't lose the instinct and are still quite wild compared to most dogs.

Which is why you have to stop the car if you run over a dog but not if you run over a cat.

So why do they look so pitiful when wet through? And why are they scared shitless of water pistols? "

That sounds like an afternoon of fun you wanna repeat.. Cats vs water pistols.. Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the best thing before sliced bread ??

"

Bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do i feel sick after eating 10 chocolate ginger biscuits? Ginger is meant to ease sickness.

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By *ynchedWoman
over a year ago

Dunstable


"Just for fun, ask a randomly silly question, lets see what answers we get.

I'll go first:

Why isn't there a mouse flavoured cat food?"

Apparenly mouse tastes a bit like chicken anyway....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's the first person to milk a cow and drink what come out? Oh ive an idea il give these pensi shaped things a tug under this cow see if anything comes out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do i feel sick after eating 10 chocolate ginger biscuits? Ginger is meant to ease sickness."

The sugar and saturated fats outweigh the anti-emetic properties of the ginger.

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Why on Fab do the men get "local most fabbed female pics of thr week" in the local feed each week but the ladies don't get corresponding most fabbed men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do i feel sick after eating 10 chocolate ginger biscuits? Ginger is meant to ease sickness.

The sugar and saturated fats outweigh the anti-emetic properties of the ginger.

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Why on Fab do the men get "local most fabbed female pics of thr week" in the local feed each week but the ladies don't get corresponding most fabbed men? "

We whinge about cock pics enough as it is.

Ty for answering my silly question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we all no what dandelion is but what the frig is burdock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we all no what dandelion is but what the frig is burdock "

A leaf from the burdock plant the leaf you use to rub on nettles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time is it please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we all no what dandelion is but what the frig is burdock "

It's what makes your burp taste like cough sweets after drinking it.

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How are some trees leaves red all year round?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we all no what dandelion is but what the frig is burdock

A leaf from the burdock plant the leaf you use to rub on nettles "
cheers

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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago

the valleys

Who was the first person to look at a beehive and think to themselves "what are they hiding in there?"

and who was the first person to look at cows milk and think "hmmm I wonder what that tastes like?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who was the first person to look at a beehive and think to themselves "what are they hiding in there?"

and who was the first person to look at cows milk and think "hmmm I wonder what that tastes like?"

"

And who was it who looked at a chicken and thought 'I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of it's backside'

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Why do people give cats fish to eat? They never go near water, so its hardly a natural foodstuff for them?

Actually cats in the wild are great fishers. They don't lose the instinct and are still quite wild compared to most dogs.

Which is why you have to stop the car if you run over a dog but not if you run over a cat.

I'd like to think any decent person would still stop."

Any decent person would but there's a lot of people who are not decent.

I don't want to depress anyone to much with the details but I've witnessed the aftermath of a hit and run on a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What time is it please? "

05.14 PM.

Well that was easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For cat lovers... Why do cats sleep like they had a big party last night?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

if cats always lands on its feet.... and toast always lands butter side down... what would happen if you smeared a cat in butter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if cats always lands on its feet.... and toast always lands butter side down... what would happen if you smeared a cat in butter?"

That's actually the science behind maglev trains

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

How many sausages could you eat in one sitting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you never see baby pidgoens "

Because they don't leave the nest until they look like adults, baby pigeons look like dodo's.

(I know lots of random stuff to do with animals etc )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we all no what dandelion is but what the frig is burdock

A leaf from the burdock plant the leaf you use to rub on nettles cheers "

My pleasure x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who was the first person to look at a beehive and think to themselves "what are they hiding in there?"

and who was the first person to look at cows milk and think "hmmm I wonder what that tastes like?"

And who was it who looked at a chicken and thought 'I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of it's backside'"

My brother feeds his chickens scrabbled egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What time is it please?

05.14 PM.

Well that was easy. "

No its not its 8.09pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if cats always lands on its feet.... and toast always lands butter side down... what would happen if you smeared a cat in butter?"

Lmfao here pussy pussy

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington


"Who was the first person to look at a beehive and think to themselves "what are they hiding in there?"

and who was the first person to look at cows milk and think "hmmm I wonder what that tastes like?"

And who was it who looked at a chicken and thought 'I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of it's backside'

My brother feeds his chickens scrabbled egg "

; see mad cow disease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck?"

God yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't women put mascara on with there mouth closed ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck?

God yes "

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u say it's double Dutch is there such a language ? I know there's the Dutch language but what's double Dutch ?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Why can't women put mascara on with there mouth closed ?"

Same reason men can't dance without biting their bottom lip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't women put mascara on with there mouth closed ?

Same reason men can't dance without biting their bottom lip! "
do I ?

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over a year ago

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Why can't women put mascara on with there mouth closed ?

Same reason men can't dance without biting their bottom lip! do I ? "

Depends what dance

Do I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

R my pants cool ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't women put mascara on with there mouth closed ?

Same reason men can't dance without biting their bottom lip! do I ?

Depends what dance

Do I? "
put mascara on with yer mouth open !! Yeah yer do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"R my pants cool ? "

Yes they R.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Why can't women put mascara on with there mouth closed ?

Same reason men can't dance without biting their bottom lip! do I ?

Depends what dance

Do I? put mascara on with yer mouth open !! Yeah yer do "

Oh bugger, gonna stop that! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't women put mascara on with there mouth closed ?

Same reason men can't dance without biting their bottom lip! do I ?

Depends what dance

Do I? put mascara on with yer mouth open !! Yeah yer do

Oh bugger, gonna stop that! ! "
can't be done. Never known any woman that can keep her gob shut

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Why can't women put mascara on with there mouth closed ?

Same reason men can't dance without biting their bottom lip! do I ?

Depends what dance

Do I? put mascara on with yer mouth open !! Yeah yer do

Oh bugger, gonna stop that! ! can't be done. Never known any woman that can keep her gob shut "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we say "It's all Greek to me!"

...What do the Greeks say?"

Any spare change?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for fun, ask a randomly silly question, lets see what answers we get.

I'll go first:

Why isn't there a mouse flavoured cat food?"

Are you fed up of all the chewing involved in the current tinned jelly varieties ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't women put mascara on with there mouth closed ?

Same reason men can't dance without biting their bottom lip! do I ?

Depends what dance

Do I? put mascara on with yer mouth open !! Yeah yer do

Oh bugger, gonna stop that! ! can't be done. Never known any woman that can keep her gob shut "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you find happiness?

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Stop looking for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok so there's hairy balls...

Shaved balls..

Saggy balls...

So who decided to call them tennis balls??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for fun, ask a randomly silly question, lets see what answers we get.

I'll go first:

Why isn't there a mouse flavoured cat food?"
do I stay on here or go to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What time is it please?

05.14 PM.

Well that was easy. "

Check your clock, mine says 06.50.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we open a tub of butter/marg and leave the slither of paper/foil on it, under the lid. Then keep moving it back and forth to get the butter out ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do we open a tub of butter/marg and leave the slither of paper/foil on it, under the lid. Then keep moving it back and forth to get the butter out ? "
haha I do that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"If we say "It's all Greek to me!"

...What do the Greeks say?

The Greeks say: "It's all Chinese to me!"

So what do the Chinese say?

The Chinese say "It's all snakes to me"

Ergo, there is nothing more complicated than snakes.

Case closed. "

This is all Double Dutch to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it the threads go into meltdown when someone says "it's only 169 days to Christmas?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it the threads go into meltdown when someone says "it's only 169 days to Christmas?""
omg shut man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What time is it please?

05.14 PM.

Well that was easy.

No its not its 8.09pm "

Or is it 9.44 AM?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"What time is it please?

05.14 PM.

Well that was easy.

No its not its 8.09pm

Or is it 9.44 AM?"

Na it's Hammer Time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

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