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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hi I visit homes everyday fixing furniture just wondering if any other tradesmen had a encounter with a female customer has in 20 years not had one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 years for me and nothing other than a cup of tea and a smile

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've enjoyed time with visiting tradesmen, it can brighten a day at home for a housewife. Guys are obviously concerned about not jeopardizing their jobs, so must be cautious.

A bit of both ways banter and flirting can move it away from work stuff.

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Put it on a plate for many trades men only ever had one he came to fix our tv many years ago there was a video in of us having fun with another guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a brief thing with a married woman years back before I went abroad. I was renovating her bathroom. Her husband was a dick and treated her like shit. He was a boring twat who worked as an acoustics expert for the environmental health department. I didn't even know she fancied me until I noticed that she was spending alot of time chatting. I fucked her in the spare room the next day, she kept standing in the doorway so I had to keep brushing past her. I ended up with a stonker which was a bit noticeable lol

She was on it like a fat kid with cake.

The job took twice as long though.

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK

"hi I visit homes everyday fixing furniture just wondering if any other tradesmen had a encounter with a female customer has in 20 years not had one lol"

I was a landscape Gardner many years ago and enjoyed 2 regular encounters. But that was over 15 years so it doesn't happen often. I just got lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite as tradesman, but my best mate's wife asked me to take a look at some pipes in the bathroom while he was away at work. She was a gorgeous girl btw

Back up to a few weeks before at our work Christmas do, she made a play for me, I laughed it off and put it down to the drink.

So I get there and she's wearing this nightie lingerie thing that showed off a lot of her curves and her (stunning) legs, I pay it no mind and am my back on the floor of her bathroom trying to reach underneath their basin when she straddles me and starts to rock on me telling me to forget the pipes and just fuck her.

No way would I do that to a mate, especially my best mate. So I put an end to it and left. Didn't get mad with her, just said I couldn't do that to him. What I didn't say is that I wouldn't mention it, which I wouldn't, as that would put tension between them so I'd have kept it to myself.

Anyway, we worked together my mate and I. Next thing I know he's put in for a transfer and our friendship ends. For about 10 years we were in and out of each other's pockets, worked together, played together, drank together, inseparable. Down to nothing.

She must've thought I'd tell him what she'd done and decided to get in there first and tell him I tried it with her. It's the only thing that makes sense. So, I lost the best mate of my life ever...and no, I still wouldn't tell him what actually happened to keep their marriage together (assuming it is, no idea).

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

70's porn has a lot to answer for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work for a satellite company a few years back I went to this women's house to fix her TV. She was a older ladie but hot as hell. She seemed to be flirting with me asking me sexual questions anyway I didn't think much of it a few days after I had another call out for her TV again. When I went back to have a look we hit it off we fucked in her bedroom nothing wrong with the TV at all and she still payed the call out charge. A week later another call out each time fucking me and then paying for the call out haha lasted a good few months had to stop as I then had a gf she had a husband and didn't want work to find out. Not had anything in a while tho

anybody what there TV fixing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a bit off topic but does anyone want to come round and hang my doors

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I work for a satellite company a few years back I went to this women's house to fix her TV. She was a older ladie but hot as hell. She seemed to be flirting with me asking me sexual questions anyway I didn't think much of it a few days after I had another call out for her TV again. When I went back to have a look we hit it off we fucked in her bedroom nothing wrong with the TV at all and she still payed the call out charge. A week later another call out each time fucking me and then paying for the call out haha lasted a good few months had to stop as I then had a gf she had a husband and didn't want work to find out. Not had anything in a while tho

anybody what there TV fixing

My TV and aerial might need banging into correct position. All that wire etc gets a bit messy, so someone needs to get the right bits inserted where they should be, at least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work in a small hotel as a bar manager. On one wedding there was a girl who was flirting massively with me and getting very d*unk at the same time. After the wedding finished we were clearing up and we had a call from the same girl saying her tv was not working could some go up and fix it. I went up and went into her room and bent down to look at the tv. There was nothing wrong with it but when I turned around she had pulled her g string to one side and said take me. To this day I wonder what would have happened if I said yes, but as she was so d*unk I thought id better walk away.

Never wanked so hard in all my life when I got home that night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any plumbers, tilers or decorators fancy coming to mine I could make it worth their while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or electricians now I think of it!

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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago

oxford

Sounds like you need a gang of builders in

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I think that would sum it up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had it happen to me, had some flirting but nothing else really. Top fantasy though.

So anyone need some electrical work doing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a joiner round the other day and omg was he gorgeous and he ended up pinning me to wall in the hallway and kissing me.. Of course i had to repay it and give him a little suck...

Luckily the bracket he came to fit was th wrong one so he has to come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been that lucky in 27 years not a glimmer

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

"If any plumbers, tilers or decorators fancy coming to mine I could make it worth their while

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i used to have my own plumbing company, im down south in a few weeks, i could spare a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a whizz at flat pack. Wouldn't be averse to payment in kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The customer always cums first!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15 years and not a sniff but loads of naughty innuendos I thought may go some ware.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twelve years fitting bathrooms. Had a few customers flirt but I'm too busy fitting the bathroom to be interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing is what if you read the signal wrong, make a move, ohh shit sorry. Reputation fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been trying to get my dishwasher plumbed in for the last week, can I get anybody reliable to come do it? Not a chance they keep cancelling

No chance of anything happening here with a trades man they need to turn up first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a sparky, but if you were closer I'd do it for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any plumbers, tilers or decorators fancy coming to mine I could make it worth their while

Ooh I've been diving at vobster Quay Near frome. I'm in the middle of a refurb though. And I'm surprisingly expensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I think that would sum it up!"

DIY Sex on Service on their way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thing is what if you read the signal wrong, make a move, ohh shit sorry. Reputation fucked.

not worth the risk, keep business and pleasure totally separate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi I visit homes everyday fixing furniture just wondering if any other tradesmen had a encounter with a female customer has in 20 years not had one lol"

I installed TVs for a living a few years ago, used to get propositioned by women quite often. It was always the ones you didn't want to proposition you though, never the hot ones!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"If any plumbers, tilers or decorators fancy coming to mine I could make it worth their while

"Sounds like you need a gang of builders in

Lol "

I think im lucky then as I can do all the trades thats needed

started a job last year in june and still working at the house as fire damaged full rip out of everything all brand new in electrical, plastering, plumbing, roofing take chimneys out pointing of most of house

next job new walls to build holding concrete walk way all in stone then flag in stone the whole front and back garden also 2 waterfall features in seating area at front of house

wood burner fire/heated seating area, cooking next job + build archway

dosnt include the tanking in cellar and hot tub and saunna to be fitted

oh and bathroom is on my pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

satisfaction guaranteed in and out of bed multi skilled plumberbuilder

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

I went to the opticians in town and the lady in there...middle aged wife sucked me off in the eye test room...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always leave my wife's dirty knickers out for Tesco delivery man to sniff. Same guy weekly, I get so hard seeing him enjoy her knickers mmm

Bet he loves delivering when she is home, secretly knowing what her pussy tastes like mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Few years ago I was sent to rebuild a garden wall hit by a car. The customer was an extremely hot MILF who dressed so provocatively I was hard every second.

Towards the end of the job she asked if I would take a look at her damp patch on the chimney breast.

She wore a young man out so much I needed a week off to recover lol.

I found out a few weeks later she was a former porn Star say no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Few years ago I was sent to rebuild a garden wall hit by a car. The customer was an extremely hot MILF who dressed so provocatively I was hard every second.

Towards the end of the job she asked if I would take a look at her damp patch on the chimney breast.

She wore a young man out so much I needed a week off to recover lol.

I found out a few weeks later she was a former porn Star say no more "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9 years in grounds maintenance and I've got lucky twice. The first one was a chavvy bird I was 19 and she was 28, it was good at first but quickly got arkward. The second was some posh old bird invited me in for some "toast", ended up smashing her over the kitchen table. Nothing for a while now tho..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gladly I now find any tradesman I need from fab or other dating websites. I just had an electrician from fab visit to fix something and when he was fine he fucked me in my kitchen. Pics on my profile!

I've also met the guy who fixes my boiler and does the annual check on another website and he's the only gasman I will ever use. Always packs a nice tool lol.

Also had my gloryhole made and cupboard fixed by a carpenter who I've been meeting for a few years and my current bf is also a carpenter so it all works out pretty well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be worth getting a

FAB-TRADESMAN

Badge made....just to let the customer know....

Most ppl wouldn't realise....just a select few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be worth getting a

FAB-TRADESMAN

Badge made....just to let the customer know....

Most ppl wouldn't realise....just a select few"

Little camp though, maybe some would suspect you're a flamboyant tradesman instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dude come on!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on design..exclusivity...

Tiny badge the size of a 5p piece....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't need badges, you need a secret whistle. Stereotypical tradesmen always whistle.....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it depends on what trade you are in. I fix computers and I had a few lovely experiences. The best part is when you find porn on the pc that is guaranteed to be a happy ending.

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