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By *oungfab OP Man
over a year ago

town

I wanna horny fun chick with snapchat to help pass my hours at work ??

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

And I want a fucking unicorn.

So there.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"And I want a fucking unicorn.

So there."

Can I have one too, please?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I want Fridays Euromillions numbers.

Fox wants a pony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a definitive explanation as to why the UK's productivity is some 25% below that of Germany and France. Germany i can understand, wtf is it with France?

Facebook, social media can't be the only answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The streets to be paved with gold. Failing that, if they repaired a flaming pothole now and again I'd be impressed.....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd like to know why my cock isn't 10 inches long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a cougar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I want a fucking unicorn.

So there.

Can I have one too, please? "

Can we go unicorn hunting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this fella related to the cum-on-tits bloke?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

I want a cuddle...

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"And I want a fucking unicorn.

So there.

Can I have one too, please?

Can we go unicorn hunting?

Yaaaaaaas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna horny fun chick with snapchat to help pass my hours at work ??"

Bootiful.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"And I want a fucking unicorn.

So there.

Can I have one too, please?

Can we go unicorn hunting?

Hunting like you want to catch one and tickle it? If so count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna horny fun chick with snapchat to help pass my hours at work ??

Bootiful."

You want a turkey ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I want a fucking unicorn.

So there.

Can I have one too, please?

Can we go unicorn hunting?

Hunting like you want to catch one and tickle it? If so count me in

Careful though, Unicorns are virgins, never been ridden before.

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By *irishladMan
over a year ago

Malahide

A dirty bold fuckbuddy at my disposal as n when I need her

Not too much to ask .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a hot bath but eldest got to bathroom first......

ratbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody to pour me a glass of wine while I sit and watch them do the laundry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I want a fucking unicorn.

So there.

Can I have one too, please?

Can we go unicorn hunting?

Hunting like you want to catch one and tickle it? If so count me in

I can provide a glitter farting rainbow shitting unicorn...

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"And I want a fucking unicorn.

So there.

Can I have one too, please?

Can we go unicorn hunting?

Hunting like you want to catch one and tickle it? If so count me in

Careful though, Unicorns are virgins, never been ridden before. "

I don't want to ride it.....I want to watch and maybe stroke it

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"And I want a fucking unicorn.

So there.

Can I have one too, please?

Can we go unicorn hunting?

Hunting like you want to catch one and tickle it? If so count me in

I can provide a glitter farting rainbow shitting unicorn..."

Really or joking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I want a fucking unicorn.

So there.

Can I have one too, please?

Can we go unicorn hunting?

Hunting like you want to catch one and tickle it? If so count me in

I can provide a glitter farting rainbow shitting unicorn...

Really or joking?"

*looks at self*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I want a fucking unicorn.

So there.

Can I have one too, please?

Can we go unicorn hunting?

Hunting like you want to catch one and tickle it? If so count me in

No, as in Unicorn steaks, rare...

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

I wouldn't mind a snuggle or cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a unicorn teddy bear if that's any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a unicorn teddy bear if that's any good?

How does it taste grilled?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I have a unicorn teddy bear if that's any good?

Teddies are cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can provide a glitter farting rainbow shitting unicorn..."

My Little Porny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I want a fucking unicorn.

So there."

Join the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a unicorn teddy bear if that's any good?

Teddies are cool

I'm now flashing mine on my avatar

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"And I want a fucking unicorn.

So there.

Can I have one too, please?

Can we go unicorn hunting?

Hunting like you want to catch one and tickle it? If so count me in

I can provide a glitter farting rainbow shitting unicorn...

Really or joking?

*looks at self*

Loooool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want some dinner

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I have a unicorn teddy bear if that's any good?

Teddies are cool

I'm now flashing mine on my avatar

I saw it and love it

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"And I want a fucking unicorn.

So there.

Can I have one too, please?

Can we go unicorn hunting?

Hunting like you want to catch one and tickle it? If so count me in

I can provide a glitter farting rainbow shitting unicorn...

Really or joking?

*looks at self*

Loooool"

I don't get it?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I want a reversing goldfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I want a fucking unicorn.

So there.

Can I have one too, please?

Can we go unicorn hunting?

Hunting like you want to catch one and tickle it? If so count me in

I can provide a glitter farting rainbow shitting unicorn...

Really or joking?

*looks at self*

Loooool

I don't get it?"

Bless you

there's a couple of tasteless bodily functions on my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a unicorn teddy bear if that's any good?

Teddies are cool

I'm now flashing mine on my avatar

I saw it and love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a reversing goldfish

Trust you. But it'll have to be a Corgi or Dinky model.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a unicorn teddy bear if that's any good?

Teddies are cool

I'm now flashing mine on my avatar

it!!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"And I want a fucking unicorn.

So there.

Can I have one too, please?

Can we go unicorn hunting?

Hunting like you want to catch one and tickle it? If so count me in

I can provide a glitter farting rainbow shitting unicorn...

Really or joking?

*looks at self*

Loooool

I don't get it?

Bless you

there's a couple of tasteless bodily functions on my profile."

Ohhhhhhhh.....I think farts are very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've skittles and marshmallows, great for luring unicorns

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I want a harem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want me pudding.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I would like to be 8 inches taller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want me pudding."

Spotted dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want me pudding.

Spotted dick?"

It cleared up three months ago.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I live threads like this brings out some awesome responses that really make me belly laugh

I want chocolate!

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By *arkie61Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"And I want a fucking unicorn.

So there.

Can I have one too, please?

Can we go unicorn hunting?

When the unicorns introduced themselfs on noahs ark one said hello im peter and the other said hello im john. That explains why you cant find them now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be used by an older lady with a strap on

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I want the impossible

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"And I want a fucking unicorn.

So there.

Can I have one too, please?

Can we go unicorn hunting?

When the unicorns introduced themselfs on noahs ark one said hello im peter and the other said hello im john. That explains why you cant find them now.

You don't think that they exist in the real world and there are just a few of them hiding away from humans?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I want to be motorboated by Licka

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'd like to teach the world to sing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to break Free.....

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I want to break Free.....

Are the cuffs a little too tight ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to break Free.....

Are the cuffs a little too tight ?"

Never

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I want to see somthing other than cocks looking at me on my perv list but think I've more chance of finding them pesky unicorns they're talking about up there

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I want to be motorboated by Licka

Me to play with your boobs or you to play with mine? Either is good for me

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I want to see somthing other than cocks looking at me on my perv list but think I've more chance of finding them pesky unicorns they're talking about up there

I have a flower not boy bits and I perv you quite often.....in stealth mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast in bed and to have a duvet day.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I want to see somthing other than cocks looking at me on my perv list but think I've more chance of finding them pesky unicorns they're talking about up there

I have a flower not boy bits and I perv you quite often.....in stealth mode

As flattering as that is it doesn't help with the 1 eyed monsters I keep seeing on there. Not that I'm arsed who looks at me it's just id rather not see there bits. 1 of em looks like a bleeding baseball bat. ffs surely if he stuck it all in he'd be tickling their tonsils with the bloody thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to see somthing other than cocks looking at me on my perv list but think I've more chance of finding them pesky unicorns they're talking about up there

I have a flower not boy bits and I perv you quite often.....in stealth mode

I do all my perving in stealth mode...

I want... Hmmm, right now, more coffee!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I want to see somthing other than cocks looking at me on my perv list but think I've more chance of finding them pesky unicorns they're talking about up there

I have a flower not boy bits and I perv you quite often.....in stealth mode

I do all my perving in stealth mode...

I want... Hmmm, right now, more coffee!!

Check out the 22 thread for why I don't stealth

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