FabSwingers.com forum: tits covering

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hay there am paul am 33, and i live in fife, and am really looking for a woman to come to mine and let me cover her tits in cum, so if that sounds fun to you get in touch and ill give you my details. then ill do what ever the woman wants but you will leave with a smile on ur face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many threads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess it's time for me to post this again....

Egg and bacon

Egg, sausage and bacon

Egg and Spam

Egg, bacon and Spam

Egg, bacon, sausage and Spam

Spam, bacon, sausage and Spam

Spam, egg, Spam, Spam, bacon and Spam

Spam, Spam, Spam, egg and Spam

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top, and Spam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many threads?

jesus wept

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

"I guess it's time for me to post this again....

Egg and bacon

Egg, sausage and bacon

Egg and Spam

Egg, bacon and Spam

Egg, bacon, sausage and Spam

Spam, bacon, sausage and Spam

Spam, egg, Spam, Spam, bacon and Spam

Spam, Spam, Spam, egg and Spam

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top, and Spam.

You just made a natural born swallower, spit her coffee out....lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"How many threads?

Must be working then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just intill i find someone to do it with lol SORRY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that what they may be suggesting, in a non too subtle manner, is that maybe you need to change your approach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there anyone on here who would love me to come to there house and do all diy jobs for free, mow the lawn, cook them dinner, wash dry up and put away, and run them a nice hot bath, then leave without any expectations of sex? lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Is there anyone on here who would love me to come to there house and do all diy jobs for free, mow the lawn, cook them dinner, wash dry up and put away, and run them a nice hot bath, then leave without any expectations of sex? lol

How very dare you suggest such a thing. Weirdo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just intill i find someone to do it with lol SORRY "

I very much doubt you will but good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be happy with a back and tummy scratch.

Anyone interested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How very dare you suggest such a thing. Weirdo!!

Might be someones thing, you never know,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be happy with a back and tummy scratch.

Anyone interested? "

No?

Okay, I'll cum on your tits instead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be happy with a back and tummy scratch.

Anyone interested? "

I've just had my nails done, roll over

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'd be happy with a back and tummy scratch.

Anyone interested? "

oh yes!!!xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

How very dare you suggest such a thing. Weirdo!!

Might be someones thing, you never know,

id quite like a mr practical actually..would it be possible for you to wear just an apron in the kitchen though..i wouldnt have to touch..? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think that what they may be suggesting, in a non too subtle manner, is that maybe you need to change your approach

I'm as subtle as a sledgehammer through a plate glass window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be happy with a back and tummy scratch.

Anyone interested? "

If I had nails

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"I'd be happy with a back and tummy scratch.

Anyone interested? "

I certainly wish I lived nearer Newcastle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh, and how are you at rendering outside walls and kitchen fitting ?

And no expectations of payment either

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*watches thread crash and burn*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Tbf, the last site I was on there was this guy who would incessantly post for slaves.

*rolls eyes*

I'd say, 'Mine are all out in the garden building me a pyramid... you having any luck yet?'

Prat.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"How many threads?

8! Started and dedicated to cumming on boobs.........

Do I get a prize??

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I'd be happy with a back and tummy scratch.

Anyone interested? "

I love getting stroked like a cat so I can do a trade with you if you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many threads?

8! Started and dedicated to cumming on boobs.........

Do I get a prize??

Who's a clever girl then

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"How many threads?

8! Started and dedicated to cumming on boobs.........

Do I get a prize??

Who's a clever girl then

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"How many threads?

8! Started and dedicated to cumming on boobs.........

Do I get a prize??

Yes. His cum on your tits

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"How many threads?

8! Started and dedicated to cumming on boobs.........

Do I get a prize??

Yes. His cum on your tits

Ohhhhhh.......does it have to be him or can I choose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many threads?

8! Started and dedicated to cumming on boobs.........

Do I get a prize??

Yes. His cum on your tits

Ohhhhhh.......does it have to be him or can I choose?"

you choose

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"How many threads?

8! Started and dedicated to cumming on boobs.........

Do I get a prize??

Yes. His cum on your tits

Ohhhhhh.......does it have to be him or can I choose?

you choose

I choose your lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhh.......does it have to be him or can I choose?

you choose

I choose your lady

Good choice

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Ohhhhhh.......does it have to be him or can I choose?

you choose

I choose your lady

Good choice

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How very dare you suggest such a thing. Weirdo!!

Might be someones thing, you never know,

id quite like a mr practical actually..would it be possible for you to wear just an apron in the kitchen though..i wouldnt have to touch..? xx

As long as the apron covers sensitive parts, hot food, yikes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh, and how are you at rendering outside walls and kitchen fitting ?

And no expectations of payment either

Oh dear, what have I done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just keep eating fast food and then you'll be able to cum on your own tits. Jobs a good 'un

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