FabSwingers.com forum: Ok you lovely ladies... moment of truth time!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which is most important to you.. torso or cock? Now I know women well enough to know the answer is always gonna be "both" lol

So lets play devils advocate and put you in a scenario where you have to choose...

You're in a bar and there are two lovely guys you could take home. They both have beautiful eyes, a sparkly personality, and make you laugh. However one of them is big and buff, nice strong arms, a big chest, and a six pack... the only thing is he's only got a 4" cock. The other guy, however, has a nice meaty 7" cock... but he really hasn't got much of a torso to write home about... he's nice enough... they're both equally good looking... but he just isn't buff and meaty like the other guy... he doesn't have a chest and his six pack is non existent... he's basically just slim.

Bearing in mind they are brothers who would never share a woman together... so you have to pick (you aint slipping out of it that way lol)... which one would you take home?

p.s. you haven't had a shag for 4 years and you're as horny as fuck so no going home to watch an episode of Corrie alone either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one who can make me laugh and keep my mind from doing a Homer Simpson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a bar, how does the lady know the cock size and torso shape?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a bar, how does the lady know the cock size and torso shape? "

Its either A: a naked bar or

B: she over hears them bragging about their size n shape or

C: she as superpowers to see thru clothes and check oot the guys...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a bar, how does the lady know the cock size and torso shape? "

We have Superman's X-Ray vision , either that or we cop a feel !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh no I know I know..*jumps up and down* we have are trusty sky remotes with us ...the perfect measuring tool for any penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh no I know I know..*jumps up and down* we have are trusty sky remotes with us ...the perfect measuring tool for any penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh no I know I know..*jumps up and down* we have are trusty sky remotes with us ...the perfect measuring tool for any penis

Are you measuring it when erect? You need the right Sky channel for that....

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"Ohh no I know I know..*jumps up and down* we have are trusty sky remotes with us ...the perfect measuring tool for any penis

Are you measuring it when erect? You need the right Sky channel for that....

Sky Arts HD?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh no I know I know..*jumps up and down* we have are trusty sky remotes with us ...the perfect measuring tool for any penis

Are you measuring it when erect? You need the right Sky channel for that....

Yes I only do erect penisessssss limp ones don't do it for me ...

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I want the guy with the chest muscles and average down there bit please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather the nice torso, I like nuggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooo torso guy, but so hard to make that choice.

I do love guys with big arms and a large manly chest, so sexy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want the guy with the chest muscles and average down there bit please

Yep, torso wins for me. Not too much muscle though. More athletic, with a six pack

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 4" cock is more than enough to get off on.

So.... I'd go for the most interesting one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"A 4" cock is more than enough to get off on.

So.... I'd go for the most interesting one."

Agreed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 4" cock is more than enough to get off on.

So.... I'd go for the most interesting one.

Agreed!

Cheaters! He is saying if they were equal in other aspects, including personality!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh no I know I know..*jumps up and down* we have are trusty sky remotes with us ...the perfect measuring tool for any penis

You, my dear, are a genius. Guffaw and giggles

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"The one who can make me laugh and keep my mind from doing a Homer Simpson

So with you on this one. Mental stimulation is top priority for me

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"A 4" cock is more than enough to get off on.

So.... I'd go for the most interesting one.

Agreed!

Cheaters! He is saying if they were equal in other aspects, including personality!

-Courtney"

The 4" with the hot body then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I volunteer as tribute;)

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

ill go for the cock size..couldnt care less if hes ripped or not..not really my thing..i guess hes got nipples and a belly button..and if im really horny after four years i am going to want a damn good seeing to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I volunteer as tribute;)"

Which one are you then? You have a six pack so is it safe to assume...

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh no I know I know..*jumps up and down* we have are trusty sky remotes with us ...the perfect measuring tool for any penis

You, my dear, are a genius. Guffaw and giggles

Fank you im here all week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one who can make me laugh and keep my mind from doing a Homer Simpson

So with you on this one. Mental stimulation is top priority for me

Indeedy it is ,nothing worse than someone boring you to death regardless of looks or size of their penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah bollocks! I have a ONE pack haha.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

The muscle and six pack.... And the 4" I'll just have up the ass, it'll seem bigger then

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"The muscle and six pack.... And the 4" I'll just have up the ass, it'll seem bigger then

hahaha great answer xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ill go for the cock size..couldnt care less if hes ripped or not..not really my thing..i guess hes got nipples and a belly button..and if im really horny after four years i am going to want a damn good seeing to

The voice of reason! Thank the Lord

Purely as my chest is flatter than an ironing board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take the smaller cock I have found the smaller the cock the better the tongue

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

The larger cock. 4" is not gonna do it for me, even if he's ripped. I'd prefer 7" with a bit of extra flesh over 7" and slim though - I like bigger built guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd take the smaller cock I have found the smaller the cock the better the tongue

Really? Or is that just because of small cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they're both good looking the rest of their body is irrelevant to me so it would be on whichever personality captivates me the most, sorry boring answer I know but I don't have physical body preferences.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I volunteer as tribute;)

Which one are you then? You have a six pack so is it safe to assume...

-Courtney"

Can I have him after you have finished please?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I'd take the smaller cock I have found the smaller the cock the better the tongue

Really? Or is that just because of small cock?

Doesn't matter why.....just that it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd take the smaller cock I have found the smaller the cock the better the tongue

Really? Or is that just because of small cock?

I have found that guys who are not well endowed tend to put more effort into oral

obviously I have not played with every guy so I can only speak from my own personal experiences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have one for tonight and the other for tomorrow.x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

people talk about personality, but in the OP scenario.id have probably gone out with a roll of gaffa tape, not looking particularly for conversation...i could always say it was just my kink and only wanted to hear him moan so put it over his mouth if he was boring....do you think he'd buy it?

i was in this scenario..the over 4 years being celibate..when i found the man who was going to end it, we were in bed for the first 2 weeks... when it ended i joined the scene as a single female..so thanks 'that man'...xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 packs don't really do anything for me.

Tend to find men who have them to be self-obsessed & only interested in themselves.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Big strong arms and chest, it's what I am used to, you can't beat wrapping your arms round a big chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I volunteer as tribute;)

Which one are you then? You have a six pack so is it safe to assume...

-Courtney

Can I have him after you have finished please?

Hey, we could take him together if he is cool with it

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd take the smaller cock I have found the smaller the cock the better the tongue

Really? Or is that just because of small cock?

I have found that guys who are not well endowed tend to put more effort into oral

obviously I have not played with every guy so I can only speak from my own personal experiences "

True. I love to please with my tongue. Have low confidence in my body.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What a facinating thread this has turned into... revealing both the lengths women will go to to wriggle out of answering a question lol

... and also a prefence for nicer packaging over more fulfilling content

Makes me wonder why the heck so many profiles stipulate they will only meet WE or VWE guys if 4" does the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd take the smaller cock I have found the smaller the cock the better the tongue

Really? Or is that just because of small cock?

I have found that guys who are not well endowed tend to put more effort into oral

obviously I have not played with every guy so I can only speak from my own personal experiences

True. I love to please with my tongue. Have low confidence in my body. "

join the club, none of us are perfect even those who think they are

but my mouth works so happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes me wonder why the heck so many profiles stipulate they will only meet WE or VWE guys if 4" does the job

Because everyone has different vaginas and everyone likes different things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes me wonder why the heck so many profiles stipulate they will only meet WE or VWE guys if 4" does the job

Because everyone has different vaginas and everyone likes different things."

And some if us aren't interested in their cock at all

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Blimey what a hard choice....I'd probably go for the buff one with the small cock. Only because he's better eye candy and would be able to fuck me harder than the other one. I've been told I'm quite small inside. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes me wonder why the heck so many profiles stipulate they will only meet WE or VWE guys if 4" does the job

Because everyone has different vaginas and everyone likes different things."

Our profile says nothing about vwe or we. I'm sure those that have that would answer the question differently.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Makes me wonder why the heck so many profiles stipulate they will only meet WE or VWE guys if 4" does the job

Because everyone has different vaginas and everyone likes different things.

Our profile says nothing about vwe or we. I'm sure those that have that would answer the question differently.

-Courtney"

True... I tend to think of the "must have WE or VWE" brigade as really only looking for a man to be their objectified sex toy anyway... but of course I could be totally wrong in that assumption

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I volunteer as tribute;)

Which one are you then? You have a six pack so is it safe to assume...

-Courtney

Can I have him after you have finished please?

Hey, we could take him together if he is cool with it

-Courtney"

Now that sounds just perfect to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four years of no sex!! I couldn't give a monkey's chunky how sparkling his conversation or personality was - I'll take the 7" cock and absolutely no conversation whatsoever.

He'd have a six pack by the time I'm finished with him anyway

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Not the ripped fella - not into gym bods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Four years of no sex!! I couldn't give a monkey's chunky how sparkling his conversation or personality was - I'll take the 7" cock and absolutely no conversation whatsoever.

He'd have a six pack by the time I'm finished with him anyway

Brilliant I need to tone up!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Four years of no sex!! I couldn't give a monkey's chunky how sparkling his conversation or personality was - I'll take the 7" cock and absolutely no conversation whatsoever.

He'd have a six pack by the time I'm finished with him anyway

exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which one has the nicest butt?

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By *annooWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

I'm greedy because it not about cock size or about personality and how they use it so technically I guess I wouldn't be allowed one

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