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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the cheeky spider - pulled out the sofa to hoover and found a small one secretly laying hundreds of tiny eggs - imagine when they hatched

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You'd never had a fly problem again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd never had a fly problem again "

No fly zone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

dont mind flies - hate spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd of just burnt the house down

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"dont mind flies - hate spiders "

Flies eat by vomiting on your food and then sucking it up.

Flies lay eggs that turn into disgusting maggots.

Flies can carry diseases.

Flies buzz around the place being a nuisance.

Spiders chill out in a Web up high or hide in the shadows doing their own thing valiantly defending your house from the fly menace.

They also take out mosquitoes and other nasties.

I know which I prefer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conkers will keep spiders away. And I bought a £5 mains zapper to sort the flies out. And for the rodents ! a ultrasonic rodent repellant.

And for them unwanted flyers through your letter box. A note taped to the door saying ''Fuck of no flyers'' in 25 different languages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Conkers will keep spiders away. And I bought a £5 mains zapper to sort the flies out. And for the rodents ! a ultrasonic rodent repellant.

And for them unwanted flyers through your letter box. A note taped to the door saying ''Fuck of no flyers'' in 25 different languages."

I've found that most spiders are pretty useless at conkers.

However the bigger ones can wield four at a time, the wee rascals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwwwwwwww so glad it wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i keep food covered up - am disease free and i still dislike spiders

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"the cheeky spider - pulled out the sofa to hoover"

That's some spider, our spiders do nothing around the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the cheeky spider - pulled out the sofa to hoover and found a small one secretly laying hundreds of tiny eggs - imagine when they hatched "

I found a spider in my shoe earlier. He looked ridiculous, they were far too big for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love spiders, I would've moved spider and eggs to the safety of the shed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont mind flies - hate spiders "

I'd sooner have 100 spiders in house than one fly

laying eggs in my dog food dirty buggers

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"dont mind flies - hate spiders

Flies eat by vomiting on your food and then sucking it up.

Flies lay eggs that turn into disgusting maggots.

Flies can carry diseases.

Flies buzz around the place being a nuisance.

Spiders chill out in a Web up high or hide in the shadows doing their own thing valiantly defending your house from the fly menace.

They also take out mosquitoes and other nasties.

I know which I prefer "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I come from a large but poor family, instead of roast chicken on a Sunday we had a spider.

There wasn't much meat but we all got a leg.

Taxi........

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By *orneyloverMan
over a year ago

Boston

Spiders are the good guys. Why is everyone so down on them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont mind flies - hate spiders

Flies eat by vomiting on your food and then sucking it up.

Flies lay eggs that turn into disgusting maggots.

Flies can carry diseases.

Flies buzz around the place being a nuisance.

Spiders chill out in a Web up high or hide in the shadows doing their own thing valiantly defending your house from the fly menace.

They also take out mosquitoes and other nasties.

I know which I prefer "

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I have a pregnant spider in the corner of my loo. Gawwwwwd knows how many eggs it will lay but it's body is massive. Good job it's hoover day tomorrow!!!!

Not really I wouldn't do that

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