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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....stands for Monday Morning Mail Mystery.....

But...

A mystery no more.

Friends, womans, countwymen, lend me your ears.

The reason you get more mail on a monday than any other day is because the single fellas sending them on a Sunday night-early hours of Monday morning will wait one day for a 'no thanks', 'fuck off', or no response at all before moving onto Mass Message No.2 on Tuesday. He repeats this until Thursday hoping to catch a shag for Fri/Sat or Sun, at which point if no ladies are forthcoming with the aforementioned shag, he'll fuck off out with his chums on Friday night and try and pull a 'nilla down the local. He'll repeat this activity until Sunday and then the abject failure to get his dongle dipped in deliciously damp pussy will prompt the hapless fool to start messaging again.

~ This cycle repeats until he's either married or dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

or blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha proper made me laugh that did, love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that was brill i can picture the fellas doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that was brill i can picture the fellas doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....stands for Monday Morning Mail Mystery.....

But...

A mystery no more.

Friends, womans, countwymen, lend me your ears.

The reason you get more mail on a monday than any other day is because the single fellas sending them on a Sunday night-early hours of Monday morning will wait one day for a 'no thanks', 'fuck off', or no response at all before moving onto Mass Message No.2 on Tuesday. He repeats this until Thursday hoping to catch a shag for Fri/Sat or Sun, at which point if no ladies are forthcoming with the aforementioned shag, he'll fuck off out with his chums on Friday night and try and pull a 'nilla down the local. He'll repeat this activity until Sunday and then the abject failure to get his dongle dipped in deliciously damp pussy will prompt the hapless fool to start messaging again.

~ This cycle repeats until he's either married or dead. "

cracking post

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By *iamondladyWoman
over a year ago

titsville

Love it!

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By *ung and readyMan
over a year ago

newcastle under lyme

i have looking for a system for messaging.

it made me smile then laugh.

then see sense.

i will give it a try and keep you posted.lol

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