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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”

I think this is very sound advice - which quote do you like? lol - that sounds really nerdy - sorry! Z

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."

Jilly Cooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from a tarantino film but:

'A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers.'"

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


""The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."

Jilly Cooper "

That from a woman that looks like a horse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or Terry Thomas in drag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if its a quote but live life to the max and make every day count. As life is too short.

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

[Removed by poster at 10/11/10 14:37:30]

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

lol - wrong thread - doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there."

don't you just love zen buddhism

desperate to understand it

sometimes don't

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Quentin Crisp

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum.

Quentin Crisp

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone with no ammunition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What part of NO don't you understand?

Spoken from the lips of every mother on the planet no doubt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never argue with an idiot, they will beat you through experience.

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

If you have nothing nice to say...then come sit by me

Olympia Dukakis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."

Jilly Cooper "

Women are like carpets. Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We cannot address the problems we face today with the same mind set that caused them. Einstien (1954)

And "Sapera Aude" which is latin for " Have the courage to believe your own understanding" by a german scholar.

But my favorite of all time is:

I'm always in the shit, its just the depth that varies. Hilter (1948)

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

When in deep water it is often best to keep your mouth firmly shut.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Wise indeed is the man who knows what is possible before he has made the attempt.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

If it looks like shit and it smells like shit, Then it's probably a pile of shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love quoting! My favs would be 'A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left' and 'If you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything' - the wise words of Marilyn Monroe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”

I think this is very sound advice - which quote do you like? lol - that sounds really nerdy - sorry! Z"

I got a week's ban for using that very quote!!!

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Churchill has come up with many great ones but one will be very much of the moment tomorrow and at Parades all over the country Sunday.

On the lighter side, one of my favourite is "Madame, I may be d*unk but you're ugly and in the morning I'll be sober".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."

Jilly Cooper

Women are like carpets. Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for years "

ah but if your adventurous like me you might want to try an underlay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Churchill has come up with many great ones but one will be very much of the moment tomorrow and at Parades all over the country Sunday.

On the lighter side, one of my favourite is "Madame, I may be d*unk but you're ugly and in the morning I'll be sober". "

Ooo I always thought that was said by Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You... are the living proof of the desirability of the constant use of the contraceptive in the home"

Don Rickles

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby


"Churchill has come up with many great ones but one will be very much of the moment tomorrow and at Parades all over the country Sunday.

On the lighter side, one of my favourite is "Madame, I may be d*unk but you're ugly and in the morning I'll be sober".

Ooo I always thought that was said by Oscar Wilde "

I'm pretty sure it was Churchill.

Off to Wiki that now just to check...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Churchill has come up with many great ones but one will be very much of the moment tomorrow and at Parades all over the country Sunday.

On the lighter side, one of my favourite is "Madame, I may be d*unk but you're ugly and in the morning I'll be sober".

Ooo I always thought that was said by Oscar Wilde

I'm pretty sure it was Churchill.

Off to Wiki that now just to check..."

It is churchill, its one of my favourites.

I can resist everything except temptation.

We are all in the gutter but some of us are staying at the stars (both oscar wilde)

Ive never hated a man enough to give him back his diamonds (greta garbo)

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby


"Churchill has come up with many great ones but one will be very much of the moment tomorrow and at Parades all over the country Sunday.

On the lighter side, one of my favourite is "Madame, I may be d*unk but you're ugly and in the morning I'll be sober".

Ooo I always thought that was said by Oscar Wilde

I'm pretty sure it was Churchill.

Off to Wiki that now just to check...

It is churchill, its one of my favourites.

I can resist everything except temptation.

We are all in the gutter but some of us are staying at the stars (both oscar wilde)

Ive never hated a man enough to give him back his diamonds (greta garbo)"

Some great quotes there Diamond. I checked it and was relieved to see I had got it right. Phew

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By *HAGADELICCouple
over a year ago

south london

If I were your wife Mr Churchill I would put poison in your tea....

Madame if YOU were my wife -I would gladly drink it....

He came out with some good stuff

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a

porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away

feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had

It is better to have love and lost then never loved at all

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@diamondsmiles

Alternatively...

Work like no-one is watching, love like you need the money, dance like you've really been hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."

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A tissue of lies...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”

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Do we know he actually said this? Without a recording it's just hearsay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world is your oyster but your futures a clam...........Paul Weller

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”

I think this is very sound advice - which quote do you like? lol - that sounds really nerdy - sorry! Z"

that is the one i like as well.....

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"If you had twice the brains you have now....you would still be a halfwit"

Derek Trotter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't encourage people to 'think outside the box'. If they're in a box there's usually a good reason for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An eye for an eyeleaves the whole world blind

Gandhi

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”

I think this is very sound advice - which quote do you like? lol - that sounds really nerdy - sorry! Z

I got a week's ban for using that very quote!!! "

lol - but I didn't use it on the thread that I wanted to and started this in stead! Ban avoided! Z

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"@diamondsmiles

Alternatively...

Work like no-one is watching, love like you need the money, dance like you've really been hurt."

I may have to steal that

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I am, on occasion, a skilful bullshitter myself but I really do like to hear a master at work. Please do go on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*** What is liberty without wisdom, and without virtue? It is the greatest of all possible evils; for it is folly, vice, and madness, without tuition or restraint. ***

~ Edmund Burke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a

porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away

feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had

It is better to have love and lost then never loved at all"

tell me more about the porch swing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sure he sang this.....

"going down the river in an old steam boat, singing ..oliverlumpadoodlealltheday..

You do this, you do that...

Swallowed a lump of kidney fat...

...oliverlumpadoodlealltheday...

finishing with...

Ohhhhh sally doodle..ohhhh sally doodle

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By *eorge17Man
over a year ago

Leven

Any fool can find fault, most ordinary folk can think of improvements, but it takes a genius in wisdom and courage to achieve worthwhile reforms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

christ.........

Wot a mouthful

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