FabSwingers.com forum: Which Fairy Tale Do You Belong In?

By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Mine is Alice's Adventures In Wonderland.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Billy Goat Gruff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rumpeellstilt......rumpaulskil....rumpall....rumpealskill....cinderella

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"rumpeellstilt......rumpaulskil....rumpall....rumpealskill....cinderella"

It's Rumpledforeskin silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once upon a time,,,, there was a Tinkerbell Tranny who was thinking about how crazy it would be if men carried purses,,,, then POW!!! out of the blue, up popped a post on a forum thread, sent by guy who actually openly admitted to carrying a man purse!!!,,,,,,, Ohhhh dear me!!!………..The Tinkerbell Tranny was so amused by this…, ... the Tinkerbell Tranny nearly leaked a tiny bit of piss during a fit of uncontrollable, hysterical laughter,,,, and do you know?, to this day!!!… every time the Tinkerbell Tranny thinks of that man, with his purse!!!, the leakage nearly starts again ….. OMG….. .

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Once upon a time,,,, there was a Tinkerbell Tranny who was thinking about how crazy it would be if men carried purses,,,, then POW!!! out of the blue, up popped a post on a forum thread, sent by guy who actually openly admitted to carrying a man purse!!!,,,,,,, Ohhhh dear me!!!………..The Tinkerbell Tranny was so amused by this…, ... the Tinkerbell Tranny nearly leaked a tiny bit of piss during a fit of uncontrollable, hysterical laughter,,,, and do you know?, to this day!!!… every time the Tinkerbell Tranny thinks of that man, with his purse!!!, the leakage nearly starts again ….. OMG….. .

Eeeeeewwwwwwwww!

I thought it was fridges that leaked not TV's!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

...and I don't believe in faeries!!! So ner!

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By *eorge17Man
over a year ago

Leven

Bit ironic for a tranny to be so amused about a man carrying a MAN'S purse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...and I don't believe in faeries!!! So ner!

Cha-ching....... Jingle-jangle...my precious,,, my shiny precious coins,,,, I shall keep you safe,,,, far out of reach from the nasty trannie-man....I shall put you in my secret pouch...... mOw' haha… mOw' haha ,,,,,mOw' haha

hey man.... nice to see ya spread'in ya smiles as usual,,, its people like you that brighten up this world of somewhat wilted wonder with ya good humour ... so ...10 outta 10 mate.... .... Oh I think its best for me to mention...,,, just in case !!!, and to set the record straight,,,,, I couldnt fancy ya though,,,, ewww, that would just be all ewwwwwww.... and what would Monkey think,,,, there would be touble....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or "trouble" even,,,, which is a bit like "touble"... but not as harsh

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"...and I don't believe in faeries!!! So ner!

Ah! Your back! Face me like a man! One on one. Choose your weapon!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

snow white..forget the dwarves though ..i dont like short men....with the exception of soapy

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"snow white..forget the dwarves though ..i dont like short men....with the exception of soapy"

Nuffin wrong with short men...makes your cock look bigger for a start!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"snow white..forget the dwarves though ..i dont like short men....with the exception of soapy

Nuffin wrong with short men...makes your cock look bigger for a start!

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naaaaaaa just weirdly preportioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe

Peter Pan - I never want to grow up lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Jack and his Bigstalk

Babes on my wood

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...and I don't believe in faeries!!! So ner!

Ah! Your back! Face me like a man! One on one. Choose your weapon!!

OMG .... if that’s not the most blatant lead into the only plausible answer you could possibly expect me to give…… haaaaah,,, sigh…..all right,,, I’ll say it……. But I’m only saying it because it’s nearly pantomime season and not because you forced me into it,,,,,…… ,,,, here goes,,,, I chose “Handbags at dawn” ……… grumble-groan……struth….. I never used to be this predicable./… OMG … don’t say I knew you were gonna say that….. please….

lala-lala-la I win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be in them all cause i am price charming

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I'd be in them all cause i am price charming

How much?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

The little known - 'Stumply headed fruitly puff legume' - I'm not very well!!! Z

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"The little known - 'Stumply headed fruitly puff legume' - I'm not very well!!! Z"

Christ that's more surreal than anything I have ever said in this forum.

Well played!!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"The little known - 'Stumply headed fruitly puff legume' - I'm not very well!!! Z

Christ that's more surreal than anything I have ever said in this forum.

Well played!!!"

Thanks, I think! Z

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

'Kate Crackernuts' - written by Joseph Jacobs which I thought apt given the title! Z

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"...and I don't believe in faeries!!! So ner!

Ah! Your back! Face me like a man! One on one. Choose your weapon!!

lala-lala-la I win

Pass the TV control quick! Damn. He's gone again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha,,,,, he says pass the TV remote!!!!,,,,, as if you could ever control me….. muwhaha-ha…… Never relax,,,, never believe your safe,,,,,,,,, an evil Tranny fairy queen might be standing right behind you, without you even realising it !!!,,,, after-all, we move in with all the elegant grace of a herd of stampeding buffalo wearing moccasins hand knitted from the nasal hair of only the finest of royal mute Swans …. Haha

And the only tell-tale sigh we ever leave is an occasional damp patch if we’ve just been for a anal douche and not stood still long enough to fully drip dry first…… sorry about that folks …. Perhaps I didn’t need to share that last bit….. Anyway that’s another hit and run to me….. And another one you can stick in your teacup and stir to the left…….so Until that time comes again….. I’m off out to see if I can get anyone to interfere with the o’l mangina tonight….. and you can do your own thing…. Carry on !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crumbs.....I think my

.... fell off..... yikes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and I bleed'in typo'd too.... feck, feck, feck,,,,,, aghhh it was "sign",,,,,, not sigh...... aghhhhhhhh...... grrrrr

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"and I bleed'in typo'd too.... feck, feck, feck,,,,,, aghhh it was "sign",,,,,, not sigh...... aghhhhhhhh...... grrrrr

...and I thought I was weird!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd like the one that ends in New York!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as its nearly Christmas, I will be Kirsty MacColl, singing Fairytale of New York....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Babes in the (doggin) woods

Jack(off) and the beanstalk

Snowhite and the seven (gangbang) dwalves

Mother's goose(d)

Dick With( it in)

Little red riding knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thumbelina!!! Im only ickle! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sinderella...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anne Rice's version of Sleeping Beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is Alice's Adventures In Wonderland.

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Thats where i should live ,, lol in wonderland. jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little Red Riding Hood - of course id be the grandmother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy Wants it in the Chocolate Factory

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"Willy Wants it in the Chocolate Factory "

I bet he dose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Jizzard of Oz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother goosed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant believe no one has mentioned Puss in Boots, ooh love thigh high leather boots mmmmm Goes off into day dream of new boots

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

The one where the guy with the big teeth huffs n puffs and blows the shit out of the little pigs straw house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

defo sleeping beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant believe no one has mentioned Puss in Boots, ooh love thigh high leather boots mmmmm Goes off into day dream of new boots"

She who needs no HRH or mentioning...as everybody respectfully bows to her boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be Maleficent when I grow up. (failing that I'll settle for being Cruella)

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"defo sleeping beauty"

You know in the proper tail the prince doesn't wake her up with a kiss he does something far more naughty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"defo sleeping beauty

You know in the proper tail the prince doesn't wake her up with a kiss he does something far more naughty!

mmmmmm that'd be nice

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