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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nearly three months ago I had surgery on a hydrocele(google if unsure) on my left testicle.

After a major hiccup(haematoma), I'm pretty much healed.

But I seemed too of lost all elasticity in my scrotum sack. It doesn't look nice.

So, has anyone had the operation, or who's partner has?

Does it go back to normal?

I look forward to witty replies and a bit advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why dont you get the moisturer that helps put the elasticity back into skin, theres an ad on tv for it at the moment

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

At my age, I embrace the flop.

I paint them in the summer, my own hanging baskets.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

There's a cream you can get from your GP that's designed for scar tissue but I'm sorry I can't recall what it's called. It's supposed to help scar tissue healing & restore the elasticity. (Something tells me it has something to do with pearl or shells or something like that.)

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Ball bra?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ball bra?"

Sorry OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I paint them in the summer, my own hanging baskets."


"Ball bra?"

That's why I posted in here, you gotta have a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why dont you get the moisturer that helps put the elasticity back into skin, theres an ad on tv for it at the moment "


"There's a cream you can get from your GP that's designed for scar tissue but I'm sorry I can't recall what it's called. It's supposed to help scar tissue healing & restore the elasticity. (Something tells me it has something to do with pearl or shells or something like that.)"

Ok, thanks.

I'm using Aqueous cream at the moment, but I'll check with my GP about your suggestions.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Some washing powders have little white string bags you can put wash tablets in .. ... Any good?

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By *omeotherguyMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Embrace it!

Old man balls bounce and slap in some pleasurable places

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Some washing powders have little white string bags you can put wash tablets in .. ... Any good?"

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By *omeotherguyMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Embrace it!

Old man balls bounce and slap in some pleasurable places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol if you have seen the current Lee Evans tour he did a bit about sagging ball's.

I know this feeling.

Unfortunately for me what I have always lacked in the dick department I have more than made up for in the size if my plumbs.

As the _iew said.

Embrace the ball's.

Like snooker ball's in a football sock.

Not quite that bad but I do have to wear grundies if I wear short running shorts.

Noone wants to see them hanging out

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Now I've got ..do your balls hang low on the brain

Do you balls hang low

Do they dangle in a row

Can you tie them in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow

Can you throw them over your shoulder

Like a sailor or a soldier

Do your balls hang low

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK


"Now I've got ..do your balls hang low on the brain

Do you balls hang low

Do they dangle in a row

Can you tie them in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow

Can you throw them over your shoulder

Like a sailor or a soldier

Do your balls hang low"
ha ha brilliantvery clever well done ..

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

" will i be able to play the piano doctor?"

did your balls really look nice before?

bio oil is supposed to be good for scars dude.

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By *ilmisseCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire


"Old man balls bounce and slap in some pleasurable places"

On your chin?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

WTactualF?

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By *omeotherguyMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Old man balls bounce and slap in some pleasurable places

On your chin?"

Hahaha

Funny you said that, I had a threesome in doggy and a young lady using her tongue on the lady I was enjoying and my balls rubbing against her chin was a pretty intense feeling

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By *omeotherguyMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Old man balls bounce and slap in some pleasurable places

On your chin?"

And no,not my chin, in that sense I do not recieve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some washing powders have little white string bags you can put wash tablets in .. ... Any good?"

No good, they will never fit in those little bags.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"" will i be able to play the piano doctor?"

did your balls really look nice before?

bio oil is supposed to be good for scars dude. "

Not sure balls ever look nice, but it's a noticeable difference from before the hydrocele.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been to your GP and mentioned its a concern? He might refer you to a specialist who can answer your questions definitively. I know one thing, modern medicine is ace so I'm sure they'll be a solution to your issue.

If that doesn't work you could always try hanging a weight from the other one to even them up.

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