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Fell into the Toilet?

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Whenever the topic of "Seat Up" vs "Seat Down" comes up there are always a few women that maintain they need the seat down to keep them from occasionally falling into the toilet.

I can not believe this.

I do not believe this is possible.

No man in history has fallen into a toilet because the seat was up!

The only thing I can theorize about this bizarre bit of culture is that women seem to want a "logical" reason to explain why they want the seat down...so they have fixated on this absurd justification.

Is this actually the case?

Or do women really, truly, inexplicably, fall into toilets?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

My bum falls down the hole if the seat is'nt down.............plus the porcelain is cold

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"My bum falls down the hole if the seat is'nt down.............plus the porcelain is cold "

Surely you look first like though?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"My bum falls down the hole if the seat is'nt down.............plus the porcelain is cold

Surely you look first like though? "

You would think so would'nt you

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"My bum falls down the hole if the seat is'nt down.............plus the porcelain is cold

Surely you look first like though?

You would think so would'nt you "

I always look!

Apparently peeps flush alligators down toilets and they grow in the sewers eating rats and then come back up the pipe. I always look to see in there is a ball snapper lurking in the pan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I always look to see in there is a ball snapper lurking in the pan! "

one can but hope.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"My bum falls down the hole if the seat is'nt down.............plus the porcelain is cold "

lucky you!! my ass is way too big and i am more worried it will form some sort of suction seal type thing and i'll be stuck there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My bum falls down the hole if the seat is'nt down.............plus the porcelain is cold

lucky you!! my ass is way too big and i am more worried it will form some sort of suction seal type thing and i'll be stuck there "

not to worry, the ball-snapper will spring you free.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"My bum falls down the hole if the seat is'nt down.............plus the porcelain is cold

lucky you!! my ass is way too big and i am more worried it will form some sort of suction seal type thing and i'll be stuck there

not to worry, the ball-snapper will spring you free."

i dont have balls to snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the very rare occasions that I have had to use a pan without a seat, I almost can't bear to bare, as the porcelain is soooo cold!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"My bum falls down the hole if the seat is'nt down.............plus the porcelain is cold

lucky you!! my ass is way too big and i am more worried it will form some sort of suction seal type thing and i'll be stuck there

not to worry, the ball-snapper will spring you free.

i dont have balls to snap "
Alligators eat poo-nani too you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's why he'll spring you free, just goes past looking for something to snap on. just keep your bra tight!!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"On the very rare occasions that I have had to use a pan without a seat, I almost can't bear to bare, as the porcelain is soooo cold!"

You can hover!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You can hover! "

depends on the thigh muscles. some can, some can't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the very rare occasions that I have had to use a pan without a seat, I almost can't bear to bare, as the porcelain is soooo cold!

You can hover! "

And you can kiss my ass!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"

You can hover!

depends on the thigh muscles. some can, some can't.

"

They hover in a pub toilet! Apparently! (nods wisely)

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"On the very rare occasions that I have had to use a pan without a seat, I almost can't bear to bare, as the porcelain is soooo cold!

You can hover!

And you can kiss my ass!"

Its tempting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And you can kiss my ass!"

sometimes there is offer that just cannot be refused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And you can kiss my ass!"

please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

whats worse than sitting on the porcelein is sitting down not realising the lid is down

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"whats worse than sitting on the porcelein is sitting down not realising the lid is down "

Wizz runs onto the floor then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whats worse than sitting on the porcelein is sitting down not realising the lid is down "

Or that delightful student prank of stretching cling film across the bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuz.....

When going to the loo in the dead of nite and not putting any lights on...

Its fooking cold qwhen ya bum hits the bowl....Hence seat down please...

And...and .........

I dont want to accidently sit on his dribbles...

Cuz men cant bloody aim straight.

so there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my pussy fell down the toilt, but it was only small.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuz.....

When going to the loo in the dead of nite and not putting any lights on...

Its fooking cold when ya bum hits the bowl....Hence seat down please...

And...and .........

I dont want to accidently sit on his dribbles...

Cuz men cant bloody aim straight.

so there. "

Extra q there....oops

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Cuz.....

When going to the loo in the dead of nite and not putting any lights on...

Its fooking cold qwhen ya bum hits the bowl....Hence seat down please...

And...and .........

I dont want to accidently sit on his dribbles...

Cuz men cant bloody aim straight.

so there. "

I have a miners helmet for night time manoeuvres, or night vision goggles.

I donno all you women who don't like to look before wizzing!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"my pussy fell down the toilt, but it was only small. "

I hope you blow dried its fur!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its cuz i only open one eye when going in the night.

If i open both im wide awake again.

so one only and i go back to sleep ok see.

simples

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Its cuz i only open one eye when going in the night.

If i open both im wide awake again.

so one only and i go back to sleep ok see.

simples "

Get a guzunda!

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"Its cuz i only open one eye when going in the night.

If i open both im wide awake again.

so one only and i go back to sleep ok see.

simples

Get a guzunda! "

lol havent heard of one of them for years

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Its cuz i only open one eye when going in the night.

If i open both im wide awake again.

so one only and i go back to sleep ok see.

simples

Get a guzunda!

lol havent heard of one of them for years "

my mum uses them for plant pots

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Its cuz i only open one eye when going in the night.

If i open both im wide awake again.

so one only and i go back to sleep ok see.

simples

Get a guzunda!

lol havent heard of one of them for years "

My granny had one under her bed. She told me as a kit it was a helmet in case we had another war!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The seat has nothing to do with convenience or falling in or any other such thing. Its all bout control and having things the way the home owner likes them. Women who keep their house clean and tidy like the seat down. I have yet to see a slovenly woman complain about the seat being up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should always put the seat and lid down before you flush otherwise your spraying the bathroom and everything in it, like your toothbrush, with everything from the toilet.....eeeeewwww wouldn't want to brush my teeth in your houses! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a problem in this house or any house I visit, I ALWAYS put the seat down after I use the toilet (and before if you think about it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the very rare occasions that I have had to use a pan without a seat, I almost can't bear to bare, as the porcelain is soooo cold!

You can hover! "

That's what they do in Asian countries. Some of em do it over here too and fookin miss! (that's true actually, it happened in the female toilets of a place I worked at in my 20s)

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