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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Toblerone - who else would invent such good chocolate that is soooooooo difficult to eat! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's easier to eat if you put your Teeth in

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

high heel shoes....

because men are way too smart to be wearing something that they would complain about the pain in day after day!!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Toblerone - who else would invent such good chocolate that is soooooooo difficult to eat! Z"

Who says it's for eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just bite the pointy bits

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

I never complain about hurty feet - they look lovely! Z

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Toblerone - who else would invent such good chocolate that is soooooooo difficult to eat! Z"

It was designed originally as a white noise producer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never have difficulties in eating them.

Dark chocolate one is the best IMHO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never have difficulties in eating them.

Dark chocolate one is the best IMHO!

pass it over here, I will be glad to show you how to eat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love them, have occasionally had issues eating them with the shape they are.

My favourite is the white chocolate one!! Yummy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a big gob, it slides n quite easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the person who came up with Toblerone was an anarchist.

Chocolate has been univerally acceptable as either squares or balls for...well, forever... so why would someone decide to make it into triangles unless he was an anarchist and just wanted to piss off the established order of things.

Fucker.

It's minging anyway.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I think the person who came up with Toblerone was an anarchist.

Fucker.

It's minging anyway.

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balls!!! lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Made with triangular almonds from triangular trees, triangular honey from triangular bees, and oh mister confectioner please....give me Toblerone

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By *HAGADELICCouple
over a year ago

south london

Not wanting to indulge in sweeping generalisations*....

But look!

Toblerone was invented in SWITZERLAND!!!

If you've been there....

That explains it all.

*have met (and shagged) some lovely swiss people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my fave choccy I love the white chocolate one. Sadly I do have trouble eating the huge one, but it doesn't stop me polishing it off too quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have never liked Toblerone and neither do my kids so triangle shaped yucky chocolate is not a problem in our house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my hubby had a holiday job working on the production line at Toblerone in Berne... he hates the stuff

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Made with triangular almonds from triangular trees, triangular honey from triangular bees, and oh mister confectioner please....give me Toblerone"

can i just say I love you....

The tune has been going round my head and i couldn't remember all the blooming words!!!!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"It's easier to eat if you put your Teeth in

Pmsl

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By *HAGADELICCouple
over a year ago

south london

"Have never liked Toblerone and neither do my kids so triangle shaped yucky chocolate is not a problem in our house."

JUST YOU HOLD ON THERE!!!!!!

Do not dis the green triangle in Quality Street!!!!!!!!!!

( especially the giant ones sold individually)

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

Yes it obviously was a man as women have invented F**k all lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it obviously was a man as women have invented F**k all lol."

I did hear there was a woman that produced an idiot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"high heel shoes....

because men are way too smart to be wearing something that they would complain about the pain in day after day!!!

hey you noticed that one? always walking around bear foot in a few hours arent they.

still one thing women invented.

moaning and spending.

only joking girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"high heel shoes....

because men are way too smart to be wearing something that they would complain about the pain in day after day!!!

hey you noticed that one? always walking around bear foot in a few hours arent they.

still one thing women invented.

moaning and spending.

only joking girls

That's TWO things Einstein.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frank Colton... invented the pill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's TWO things Einstein."

mao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"high heel shoes....

because men are way too smart to be wearing something that they would complain about the pain in day after day!!!

hey you noticed that one? always walking around bear foot in a few hours arent they.

still one thing women invented.

moaning and spending.

only joking girls

That's TWO things Einstein."

and that women learnt to count.

well done you

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"high heel shoes....

because men are way too smart to be wearing something that they would complain about the pain in day after day!!!

hey you noticed that one? always walking around bear foot in a few hours arent they.

still one thing women invented.

moaning and spending.

only joking girls

That's TWO things Einstein."

Spending Then "Moaning", I say moaning but you all do this "justifying spending loads of money on the basis that you actually saved money by doing it"...

this phrase has never come out of a woman's mouth....

"ooooh these shoes/bag/dress cost "x".... but its really a bargin because it should have cost "y"!!!"

don't lie... I have been shopping with you all, and you all do it!!!!!

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By *HAGADELICCouple
over a year ago

south london

"high heel shoes....

because men are way too smart to be wearing something that they would complain about the pain in day after day!!!

hey you noticed that one? always walking around bear foot in a few hours arent they.

still one thing women invented.

moaning and spending.

only joking girls

Walking round BEAR foot?

are you meeting mama gizzlies then ?????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."

Spike Milligan.

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By *ung and readyMan
over a year ago

newcastle under lyme

money gives you more options

happiness should come from contentment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"high heel shoes....

because men are way too smart to be wearing something that they would complain about the pain in day after day!!!

hey you noticed that one? always walking around bear foot in a few hours arent they.

still one thing women invented.

moaning and spending.

only joking girls

Walking round BEAR foot?

are you meeting mama gizzlies then ?????"

oh ok clever clogs. bare! happy now

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