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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What advice have you been given in life that has stuck with you?

My mother told me a few years ago at the tender age of 70 ....

"When it comes to men, be like the amazon women, have your wicked way with them then toss the buggers back in the jungle!"

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nan once told me "do what makes you happy, and fuck what anyone else thinks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandfather said

" You can call me anything you like, as long as it's not late for dinner! "

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Done eat yellow snow and never turn your back on a boomerang

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Promises are a comfort to a fool and learn how to cook you don't want him going elsewhere for his dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always go with your gut instinct....its never wrong

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

From my little old ldyd friend.

"Men are simple creatures. All you have to do is feed 'em and fuck 'em".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuck and roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mess with your eyebrows and don't rely on a man to support you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From my little old ldyd friend.

"Men are simple creatures. All you have to do is feed 'em and fuck 'em"."

If you do that plus rub my belly you've essentially adopted me as your new snoring, farting bed mate.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"From my little old ldyd friend.

"Men are simple creatures. All you have to do is feed 'em and fuck 'em".

If you do that plus rub my belly you've essentially adopted me as your new snoring, farting bed mate."

The other thing she's got taped to her fridge is the Buddha in the classic pose with the words underneath:

"Buuddha says try not to be a cunt"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"From my little old ldyd friend.

"Men are simple creatures. All you have to do is feed 'em and fuck 'em".

If you do that plus rub my belly you've essentially adopted me as your new snoring, farting bed mate."

...and anyway, I thought I wasn't yr trype?

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Keep your mouth shut its better to be thought your a fool and open it to prove

it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What advice have you been given in life that has stuck with you?

My mother told me a few years ago at the tender age of 70 ....

"When it comes to men, be like the amazon women, have your wicked way with them then toss the buggers back in the jungle!" "

In life be true to yourself and you will not go fare wrong and positive thinking will take you a long way in life too.

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By *arethingMan
over a year ago

Shropshire

My mum says "some people may be as good as you but no one is better than you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From my little old ldyd friend.

"Men are simple creatures. All you have to do is feed 'em and fuck 'em".

If you do that plus rub my belly you've essentially adopted me as your new snoring, farting bed mate.

...and anyway, I thought I wasn't yr trype? "

It applies to anyone who feeds me and rubs my belly tbh :p

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"old people give some crazy advice"

me

just then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""old people give some crazy advice"

me

just then."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Son don't bother with those new fangled razors. I have used proper razor blades since.

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