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Taking the pith !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No...Not a spelling mistake....

With xmas fast approaching im sure we will all find ourselves nibbling on a sweet satsma or tangerine/maderin orange...

Are you a pith taker offer or is it straight in regardless ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

straight in.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"No...Not a spelling mistake....

With xmas fast approaching im sure we will all find ourselves nibbling on a sweet satsma or tangerine/maderin orange...

Are you a pith taker offer or is it straight in regardless ? "
i dont like the texture of oranges in my mouth, makes me gag..love the juice though

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"i dont like the texture of oranges in my mouth, makes me gag..love the juice though"

There's got to be a smutty response to that.

Luckily I am pure of mind so will not stoop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What about tippy toes ?

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By *issbehaveCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

just go for a chocolate orange and then it doesnt matter either way! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its taking to long to bloody chew the thing so im compromising...

I bite the end and suck out all the flesh and juice then spit the rest out..

Its looking like a used condom at the mo.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I will sit for ages taking all the pith off and then get the hump if its too bitter or dry

If its juicy and sweet im in heaven

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"No...Not a spelling mistake....

With xmas fast approaching im sure we will all find ourselves nibbling on a sweet satsma or tangerine/maderin orange...

Are you a pith taker offer or is it straight in regardless ? "

straight in no questions asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight in!

Don't they say that people eat in a similar way to the way they approach sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm a pomegranate man and I'm not happy till I've got every pip and piece of pith off that.Great for practicing manual dexterity!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wot !!

hitting said pomegranit with a wooden spoon ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wot !!

hitting said pomegranit with a wooden spoon ? "

I tried that- the dogs had a lovely ten mins scoffing the results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm a pomegranate man and I'm not happy till I've got every pip and piece of pith off that.Great for practicing manual dexterity!"

Pleathe mith.. Ith he allowed to thay "Pith Off" in public..

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Straight in!

Don't they say that people eat in a similar way to the way they approach sex "

Er...I eat the veg first then the meat, and would happily have four desserts and then some cheese.

What's that mean (other than I'm putting on weight!)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight in!

Don't they say that people eat in a similar way to the way they approach sex "

I don't like oranges/tangerines, hope thats no reflection on my approach to sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I'm a pomegranate man and I'm not happy till I've got every pip and piece of pith off that.Great for practicing manual dexterity!

Pleathe mith.. Ith he allowed to thay "Pith Off" in public.. "

yerrr corth he can

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Translated it simply means ....

you ate all the fooking pudding again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight in!

Don't they say that people eat in a similar way to the way they approach sex

Er...I eat the veg first then the meat, and would happily have four desserts and then some cheese.

What's that mean (other than I'm putting on weight!)?"

You have a sweet tooth and life is a banquet rather than a fast food joint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm a pomegranate man and I'm not happy till I've got every pip and piece of pith off that.Great for practicing manual dexterity!

Pleathe mith.. Ith he allowed to thay "Pith Off" in public..

yerrr corth he can "

How did you know I wath Corthican?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Straight in!

Don't they say that people eat in a similar way to the way they approach sex

Er...I eat the veg first then the meat, and would happily have four desserts and then some cheese.

What's that mean (other than I'm putting on weight!)?

You have a sweet tooth and life is a banquet rather than a fast food joint?"

OK, but how does that relate to my potential sexual behaviour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its the way ya walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww, I only said, didn't deserve all these pithy comments, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

sothkay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the way ya walk "

Must get me eyes tested... Completely missed the last word

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By *anba2Couple
over a year ago

burbage

My friend at work takes every bit of pith off... It's so annoying to watch her. Come to think of it she won't put bananas or cucumber in her mouth either. Doesn't like sucking her husband off either! Strange woman!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Its the way ya walk

Must get me eyes tested... Completely missed the last word "

Missed or misread?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"My friend at work takes every bit of pith off... It's so annoying to watch her. Come to think of it she won't put bananas or cucumber in her mouth either. Doesn't like sucking her husband off either! Strange woman!"

Not at all. I don't like sucking her husband off either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ermmmmmmmmm

and me, its these glasses and has nothing to do with me typing

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm a pith peeler!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight in!

Don't they say that people eat in a similar way to the way they approach sex

Er...I eat the veg first then the meat, and would happily have four desserts and then some cheese.

What's that mean (other than I'm putting on weight!)?

You have a sweet tooth and life is a banquet rather than a fast food joint?

OK, but how does that relate to my potential sexual behaviour?"

Just going from memory rather than potential but you take your time, rather than rush through it etc, for more info, I suggest you PM me on that one!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"No...Not a spelling mistake....

With xmas fast approaching im sure we will all find ourselves nibbling on a sweet satsma or tangerine/maderin orange...

Are you a pith taker offer or is it straight in regardless ? "

I spend ages pealing all the white bits off only to get it NICKED! Hmmmmmm

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Just going from memory rather than potential but you take your time, rather than rush through it etc, for more info, I suggest you PM me on that one!"

Do I know you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the way ya walk

Must get me eyes tested... Completely missed the last word

Missed or misread?"

When one is playing silly buggers, one tends not to overanalyse one's rhetoric... dont yer know...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I eat at least 3 tangerines a day, just peel and eat

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Straight in!

Don't they say that people eat in a similar way to the way they approach sex "

ur rite ive just eaten in bed x

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"I spend ages pealing all the white bits off only to get it NICKED! Hmmmmmm "

Oooh now that is the worst thing anyone could do to me......its my bloody orange!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I eat at least 3 tangerines a day, just peel and eat"

That's 21 a week! What colour are you again

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"When one is playing silly buggers, one tends not to overanalyse one's rhetoric... dont yer know... "

er...two a day at half past eight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When one is playing silly buggers, one tends not to overanalyse one's rhetoric... dont yer know...

er...two a day at half past eight?"

In my dreams!!.....

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