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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What y'all having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G&T please Miss Cheeky

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"G&T please Miss Cheeky

Of course me lovely ice and a slice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes

In fact can you make it a large one please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its been a long week so a nice cold San Miguel with a cheeky sambuca on the side

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Id love a Vodka n Diet Coke please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice malt 'n chunk of ice please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of white please to chase down the red

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oh yes

In fact can you make it a large one please

Of course gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a nice cold Magners please? And one for yourself

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A bottle of white please to chase down the red

Coming up with a straw

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A nice malt 'n chunk of ice please!"

Of course Scottish or Irish?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Id love a Vodka n Diet Coke please...

My kinda girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MissCheekyChops, may I please have a Hendricks, tonic, ice and cucumber..

Pretty please

Also, want to do a shot with me?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Its been a long week so a nice cold San Miguel with a cheeky sambuca on the side "

Coming right up...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can I have a nice cold Magners please? And one for yourself

Oh why thank you, you gorgeous pair

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

cinzano and lemonade please

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"MissCheekyChops, may I please have a Hendricks, tonic, ice and cucumber..

Pretty please

Also, want to do a shot with me?"

Oh yes what shot shall we have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of rose please, actually just give me the bottle & a straw

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"cinzano and lemonade please"

I haven't had one of them in years

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

Sangria for me por favor

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Rum and Pepsi please miss cheeky x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"MissCheekyChops, may I please have a Hendricks, tonic, ice and cucumber..

Pretty please

Also, want to do a shot with me?"

Oooh me too, please x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Glass of rose please, actually just give me the bottle & a straw

Haha here you go lovely I have a penis shaped straw to go with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy something toffee ish. A creamy toffee shooter I think with grenadine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MissCheekyChops, may I please have a Hendricks, tonic, ice and cucumber..

Pretty please

Also, want to do a shot with me?

Oh yes what shot shall we have?

Surprise me

Ps, baileys makes me hurl so none of that, thanks!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Sangria for me por favor"

Oh yum I love sangria but it's got to be freshly made non of that pre made bottled crap

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Rum and Pepsi please miss cheeky x"

Here you go sweetie

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"MissCheekyChops, may I please have a Hendricks, tonic, ice and cucumber..

Pretty please

Also, want to do a shot with me?

Oh yes what shot shall we have?

Surprise me

Ps, baileys makes me hurl so none of that, thanks! "

Patron tequila with salt and lime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glass of rose please, actually just give me the bottle & a straw

Haha here you go lovely I have a penis shaped straw to go with it

Better give it a good suck then

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I fancy something toffee ish. A creamy toffee shooter I think with grenadine "

Ok coming up shakes my ass to the beat of the cocktail shaker

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Glass of rose please, actually just give me the bottle & a straw

Haha here you go lovely I have a penis shaped straw to go with it

Better give it a good suck then

Yes don't blow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patron tequila with salt and lime

Let's go!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"cinzano and lemonade please

I haven't had one of them in years

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i find it refreshing when its hot

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Patron tequila with salt and lime

Let's go!

Here is a double

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

As you've been in hiding I thought I'd get you 1 to welcome your return. Jd and if I remember right and obviously I'd be rude not to join you so bottoms up xx

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"cinzano and lemonade please

I haven't had one of them in years

i find it refreshing when its hot "

It is a refreshing drink

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

You don't know how to do sangria ? Red wine gin red martini Campari orange juice vodka lemon juice oranges apples peaches

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"As you've been in hiding I thought I'd get you 1 to welcome your return. Jd and if I remember right and obviously I'd be rude not to join you so bottoms up xx"

Haha yup JD for me though I'm on the vodka tonight I'm making a brief appearance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacardi and diet for me please x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"You don't know how to do sangria ? Red wine gin red martini Campari orange juice vodka lemon juice oranges apples peaches "

Ive made it once I used a recipe I found online I think I used fanta in mine

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

Forgot to say ice ice ice baby lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Bacardi and diet for me please x"

Of course excuse me while I stare at your tits while serving

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"As you've been in hiding I thought I'd get you 1 to welcome your return. Jd and if I remember right and obviously I'd be rude not to join you so bottoms up xx

Haha yup JD for me though I'm on the vodka tonight I'm making a brief appearance

Good to see ya kid. Big hugs love ya

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

Many ways to make sangria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacardi and diet for me please x

Of course excuse me while I stare at your tits while serving

Feel free xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patron tequila with salt and lime

Let's go!

Here is a double

You're a bad influence.

My favourite kind of drinking buddy!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bacardi and diet for me please x

Of course excuse me while I stare at your tits while serving

I must say you do have great taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacardi and diet for me please x

Of course excuse me while I stare at your tits while serving

I must say you do have great taste

With my choice of drink ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of a few nuts to nibble on??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's doing the choons ?

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton

"Any chance of a few nuts to nibble on??

Yes Ma'am!!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bacardi and diet for me please x

Of course excuse me while I stare at your tits while serving

I must say you do have great taste

With my choice of drink ? "

Hmmmmm that wasn't exactly my 1st thought no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle of white please to chase down the red

Coming up with a straw

Ohhhhh u bad woman

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Forgot to say ice ice ice baby lol"

Lots of ice ice ice baby

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Patron tequila with salt and lime

Let's go!

Here is a double

You're a bad influence.

My favourite kind of drinking buddy!

I know we will be dancing on tables next

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Any chance of a few nuts to nibble on??

Olives and nibbles coming up

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

JD and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not had a drink for years, but right now a nice cold lager would be awesome.....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I think the weather calls for a cold beer as a starter

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Large Rosè spritzer please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance of a few nuts to nibble on??

Olives and nibbles coming up

I do love nibbles

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

"MissCheekyChops, may I please have a Hendricks, tonic, ice and cucumber..

Pretty please

Also, want to do a shot with me?"

Not to many of those... We dont want you getting in trouble again

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

for a change I will have a Bacardi and Coke with ice, instead of a larger

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Could I please have a Southern Comfort and fresh orange with lots of ice?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Coming right up sorry for being a while I was pouring myself a real life vodka

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of rose please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolut-orange juice

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Bottle of rose please"

Coming right up lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh can I have a large southern and lemonade please to start with, I'm gasping here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance of a few nuts to nibble on??

Olives and nibbles coming up

I do love nibbles

Nibbles, nuts and a bottle of Jaegermeister for me please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of rose please

Coming right up lovely

Thanks hun

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oh can I have a large southern and lemonade please to start with, I'm gasping here

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka red bull (her)

Pint (him)

Thanks lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Any chance of a few nuts to nibble on??

Olives and nibbles coming up

I do love nibbles

Nibbles, nuts and a bottle of Jaegermeister for me please!"

Do you want a red bull with that?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Vodka red bull (her)

Pint (him)

Thanks lol"

Coming up you lovely pair

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Cup of tea please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka red bull (her)

Pint (him)

Thanks lol

Coming up you lovely pair

Thank you hun x x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Cup of tea please "

Tea

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Vodka red bull (her)

Pint (him)

Thanks lol

Coming up you lovely pair

Thank you hun x x"

No worries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going to be one hell of a party xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh can I have a large southern and lemonade please to start with, I'm gasping here

Of course

Cheers

I've missed that smile and wonderful hospitality

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"Cup of tea please

Tea

Yes thank you, tea

I'm turning over a new leaf

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Glass of iced water please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance of a few nuts to nibble on??

Olives and nibbles coming up

I do love nibbles

Nibbles, nuts and a bottle of Jaegermeister for me please!

Do you want a red bull with that?

No ta, I sneaked some 'mixers' in with me under my shirt

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"This is going to be one hell of a party xx "

It sure is leave your underwear at the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going to be one hell of a party xx

It sure is leave your underwear at the door

Gladly ??

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"This is going to be one hell of a party xx

It sure is leave your underwear at the door

Gladly ??"

Oh I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oo, I'll have a Sailor Jerry's and please.

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"What y'all having?

Champagne conyac and Russian please...

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

anyone got those vodka jellies on offer

as there nice and slide down rather well from the last time I tried them

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"anyone got those vodka jellies on offer

as there nice and slide down rather well from the last time I tried them "

Oh smothered all over a naked body

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"anyone got those vodka jellies on offer

as there nice and slide down rather well from the last time I tried them

Oh smothered all over a naked body

yeah loverly to suck and lick all over the body getting each piece

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Hello m'dear .. I am happily enjoying my 2nd _oddy and tonic.. with heavy ice

really fancy a salty Margarita tho.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Hello m'dear .. I am happily enjoying my 2nd _oddy and tonic.. with heavy ice

really fancy a salty Margarita tho.

Haha those were the days

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By *nfinity1Man
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

J D and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green tea please i am in training....and whatever your having

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"J D and please"

Coming right up

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Green tea please i am in training....and whatever your having

Oh I say green tea on its way

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

Large vodka please i need it x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Large vodka please i need it x"

Aww here have some of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new strawberry pimms please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going to be one hell of a party xx

It sure is leave your underwear at the door

My underwear is caught round my heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Strongbow please

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Large vodka please i need it x

Aww here have some of mine

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oh thanks hun x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"The new strawberry pimms please

Oh is it nice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What y'all having?

Beer please Cheeky.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Is the bar still,open as I could murder a piña colada

Xxx

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Bourbon with ice please

and maybe some snacks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The new strawberry pimms please

Oh is it nice?

xx"

Not tried it yet. Saw it in asda today

I thought you had it behind the bar

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I might partake in a stella

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka diet ice and lime please, with a straw as I like to suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please"

Still so polite- some things never change eh!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Coming right up everyone

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Please

Still so polite- some things never change eh!

Long time

hope you are well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please

Still so polite- some things never change eh!

Long time

hope you are well"

Ditto and very, thanks! Enjoy your astella tortoise xx

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Please

Still so polite- some things never change eh!

Long time

hope you are well

Ditto and very, thanks! Enjoy your astella tortoise xx"

You too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming right up everyone

Fanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got gin to taste like a Negroni:

Double bombay sapphire, bitter cranberry mixer (asda) and a couple of chunky slices of orange. That's it. It's lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a babysham

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