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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lovely as she probably is I wish she'd stop all that fuckin noise! If I was her opponent id be complaining to the umpire. What a fuckin racquet! (See what I did there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw her play last year, yes it's noisy but I think the TV makes it worse as they focus in on it. In reality , you get used to it and don't notice after a while. I think most players have some strange habit they do , just less noisy ones!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Just turn off the sound and enjoy the view, OP

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Just turn off the sound "

No, do what I do and turn it up loud. The neighbours know Mrs ddc is away so it'll have their tongues wagging for weeks.

It helps if, after the match, you go outside tucking your shirt in and have a fag, while giving them a knowing wink...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just turn off the sound

No, do what I do and turn it up loud. The neighbours know Mrs ddc is away so it'll have their tongues wagging for weeks.

It helps if, after the match, you go outside tucking your shirt in and have a fag, while giving them a knowing wink...

Mr ddc"

I read shirt as skirt to start with and thought you were role playing being Sharapova !

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mr ddc

I read shirt as skirt to start with and thought you were role playing being Sharapova !

Though if you could make me grunt like that, I'd happily wear my kilt...

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