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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The moment that you organise a social meet, forget your phone, and can't remember any of the details! Doh!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"The moment that you organise a social meet, forget your phone, and can't remember any of the details! Doh! "

consider that to be your pennance....

and i bet you'll never do that again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just ask around, I am sure no one will mind

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Just ask around, I am sure no one will mind "

i'm just waiting on the "timewaster" post that will be along in about an hour....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just ask around, I am sure no one will mind

i'm just waiting on the "timewaster" post that will be along in about an hour.... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I get I'll have to wear that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe you stood me up

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

single male failed meet....

oh dearie me, the gates of hell are about to open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tut tut. Unforgivable !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how can you forget details of a meet you only have to remember two things when and where, why do you need your phone for that

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"how can you forget details of a meet you only have to remember two things when and where, why do you need your phone for that "

the blood rushes to the cock, clouds the thinking....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It was on the beach, I forgot the colour of the windbreaker I was looking for. Too. Many. Colours.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"It was on the beach, I forgot the colour of the windbreaker I was looking for. Too. Many. Colours. "

That's a sorry excuse

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

Why didn't you just go for the red and white striped one and see how it played out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Naked beach bingo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly?

I'm pretty sure most males on this site would have written the details of the meet on their hands, arms, legs and penis in permanent marker so as not to forget.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Must have a packed social life to forget where you're meant to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Durrrrr.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was on the beach, I forgot the colour of the windbreaker I was looking for. Too. Many. Colours. "

That's the best best excuse ever lol excellent!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"It was on the beach, I forgot the colour of the windbreaker I was looking for. Too. Many. Colours.

That's the best best excuse ever lol excellent!! "

Now I've seen the excuse I have to agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly?

I'm pretty sure most males on this site would have written the details of the meet on their hands, arms, legs and penis in permanent marker so as not to forget."

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You could have walked along the beach holding aloft a big banner with their username on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could have walked along the beach holding aloft a big banner with their username on it "

I would have but it was on my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could have walked along the beach holding aloft a big banner with their username on it

I would have but it was on my phone "

Don't they have tannoys on beaches for missing children? You could have asked them to tannoy for your missing Fab date?!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don't seem to have these problems?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm sunburnt having waited for a meet on the beach all day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could have walked along the beach holding aloft a big banner with their username on it

I would have but it was on my phone

Don't they have tannoys on beaches for missing children? You could have asked them to tannoy for your missing Fab date?!! "

"Will 'DrippingFanny' contact the Lost Fuck caravan. Your meet is waiting."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't you got a memory?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could have walked along the beach holding aloft a big banner with their username on it

I would have but it was on my phone

Don't they have tannoys on beaches for missing children? You could have asked them to tannoy for your missing Fab date?!!

"Will 'DrippingFanny' contact the Lost Fuck caravan. Your meet is waiting.""

Probably find my mum answering them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could have walked along the beach holding aloft a big banner with their username on it

I would have but it was on my phone

Don't they have tannoys on beaches for missing children? You could have asked them to tannoy for your missing Fab date?!!

"Will 'DrippingFanny' contact the Lost Fuck caravan. Your meet is waiting."

Probably find my mum answering them "

I like your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naked beach bingo! "

Any holes a goal

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Doh

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"You could have walked along the beach holding aloft a big banner with their username on it

I would have but it was on my phone

Don't they have tannoys on beaches for missing children? You could have asked them to tannoy for your missing Fab date?!!

"Will 'DrippingFanny' contact the Lost Fuck caravan. Your meet is waiting.""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op correct me if I'm wrong... Could you not have walked along the beach and said hello to everyone as you passed by?

Until you recognized the couple/female you were supposed to meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly?

I'm pretty sure most males on this site would have written the details of the meet on their hands, arms, legs and penis in permanent marker so as not to forget."

Remember before mobile phones? We used to write home phone numbers on the back of our hands!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Op correct me if I'm wrong... Could you not have walked along the beach and said hello to everyone as you passed by?

Until you recognized the couple/female you were supposed to meet? "

yep... going up to every woman asking "hello, are you drippingfanny? get ya kit off love!!!....."

can someone as "public order offence"....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Would dripping fanny not be the one with the moat round her...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op correct me if I'm wrong... Could you not have walked along the beach and said hello to everyone as you passed by?

Until you recognized the couple/female you were supposed to meet? "

Ha, spot the American with their frendly manner and charm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op correct me if I'm wrong... Could you not have walked along the beach and said hello to everyone as you passed by?

Until you recognized the couple/female you were supposed to meet?

Ha, spot the American with their frendly manner and charm. "

I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to be rude..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Op correct me if I'm wrong... Could you not have walked along the beach and said hello to everyone as you passed by?

Until you recognized the couple/female you were supposed to meet?

Ha, spot the American with their frendly manner and charm.

I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to be rude.. "

You weren't. He's pointing out the stereotypes which mean British reserve would ensure that we wouldn't approach strangers here but you Americans with your friendly talk to anyone approach will get in there and make it happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op correct me if I'm wrong... Could you not have walked along the beach and said hello to everyone as you passed by?

Until you recognized the couple/female you were supposed to meet?

Ha, spot the American with their frendly manner and charm.

I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to be rude..

You weren't. He's pointing out the stereotypes which mean British reserve would ensure that we wouldn't approach strangers here but you Americans with your friendly talk to anyone approach will get in there and make it happen.

"

Ok thank you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So,what did you do to console yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op correct me if I'm wrong... Could you not have walked along the beach and said hello to everyone as you passed by?

Until you recognized the couple/female you were supposed to meet?

Ha, spot the American with their frendly manner and charm.

I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to be rude..

You weren't. He's pointing out the stereotypes which mean British reserve would ensure that we wouldn't approach strangers here but you Americans with your friendly talk to anyone approach will get in there and make it happen.

"

This!

thank you sweet pea.

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