FabSwingers.com forum: If you had to ask Harley Quimm a question...

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What would it be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We did, and she said yes........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you fuck me and then marry me?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Something to make her blush- cos its funny as fuck to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does she ask so many questions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would I ask a complete stranger a question?

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

what's the air speed velocity of an unladen african swallow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus Christ

That's not the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus Christ

What was he really like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I have to provide answers

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

So your asking questions now ......

This is going to get complicated .

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you fuck me and then marry me?

Only if you're a millionaire and you leave me all your assets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something to make her blush- cos its funny as fuck to watch

That's a naughty trick and it'll earn you another knee in the balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does she ask so many questions?

I'm curious and I like to see how other people tick.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

That answers the question ' Who wants to be a millionaire ' .

Loads of us .

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what's the air speed velocity of an unladen african swallow?"

242.5 something units per minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus Christ

What was he really like?"

Very beardy.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Something to make her blush- cos its funny as fuck to watch

That's a naughty trick and it'll earn you another knee in the balls

maybe i should ask if you know where balls are- cos you obviously missed......although if you want to kiss em better anyway.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is wrestling fixed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would I ask a complete stranger a question? "

Nosiness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is wrestling fixed?"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something to make her blush- cos its funny as fuck to watch

That's a naughty trick and it'll earn you another knee in the balls

maybe i should ask if you know where balls are- cos you obviously missed......although if you want to kiss em better anyway.....

I didn't miss!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I recon she'd say no

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Something to make her blush- cos its funny as fuck to watch

That's a naughty trick and it'll earn you another knee in the balls

maybe i should ask if you know where balls are- cos you obviously missed......although if you want to kiss em better anyway.....

I didn't miss!"

did- and shurrup or i'll beetroot yer face again

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"what's the air speed velocity of an unladen african swallow?"

It may help her to give a more accurate answer if you were more specific, would this be the West African Swallow (Hirundo domicella) or the South African Swallow (Hirundo spilodera)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I recon she'd say no

To what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something to make her blush- cos its funny as fuck to watch

That's a naughty trick and it'll earn you another knee in the balls

maybe i should ask if you know where balls are- cos you obviously missed......although if you want to kiss em better anyway.....

I didn't miss!

did- and shurrup or i'll beetroot yer face again

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the fuck is Scarbados?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where the fuck is Scarbados?

Tis a cheeky local nickname for Scarborough.

North Yorkshire coast.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I recon she'd say no

To what?

If you fancy a ride of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I recon she'd say no

To what?

If you fancy a ride of course

To where?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Didn't you ask me the same thing fire blade ?

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would I ask a complete stranger a question? "

You've just asked several complete strangers a question

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I recon she'd say no

To what?

If you fancy a ride of course

To where?

With them eyes anywhere you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I recon she'd say no

To what?

If you fancy a ride of course

To where?

With them eyes anywhere you like

You smooth bastard

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Didn't you ask me the same thing fire blade ?

Jo x"

Shhhhhh

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I recon she'd say no

To what?

If you fancy a ride of course

To where?

With them eyes anywhere you like

You smooth bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where the fuck is Scarbados?

Tis a cheeky local nickname for Scarborough.

North Yorkshire coast.

Instead of coconut palms, do you have Black Pudding palms up there instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where the fuck is Scarbados?

Tis a cheeky local nickname for Scarborough.

North Yorkshire coast.

Instead of coconut palms, do you have Black Pudding palms up there instead?

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Do you have an Asian sister by the name of Gemma Chan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to the top of the profile we spoke 4 weeks ago. What the heck did we talk about? _

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"According to the top of the profile we spoke 4 weeks ago. What the heck did we talk about? _"

Least you got a reply but then I've no idea what I sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have an Asian sister by the name of Gemma Chan?"

No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to the top of the profile we spoke 4 weeks ago. What the heck did we talk about? _"

I think I was asking you about your scars and making a really naff attempt at flirting

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Baps , cobs , bread cakes or something else ?

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baps , cobs , bread cakes or something else ?

Jo x"

Bread cakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where the fuck is Scarbados?

Tis a cheeky local nickname for Scarborough.

North Yorkshire coast.

Instead of coconut palms, do you have Black Pudding palms up there instead?

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well you should!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where the fuck is Scarbados?

Tis a cheeky local nickname for Scarborough.

North Yorkshire coast.

Instead of coconut palms, do you have Black Pudding palms up there instead?

well you should!

Black pudding

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Marmite.

Evil, rank tasting shite that looks like it was scraped from a Glastonbury portaloo?

Or........

Foul, disgusting, vomit inducing muck resembling semi dried duck shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite.

Evil, rank tasting shite that looks like it was scraped from a Glastonbury portaloo?

Or........

Foul, disgusting, vomit inducing muck resembling semi dried duck shit?

Marmite should be banned.

First option.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to the top of the profile we spoke 4 weeks ago. What the heck did we talk about? _

I think I was asking you about your scars and making a really naff attempt at flirting

^_^

Ahh I hate the inbox system here why can't we have folders or at the very least pages.

So we don't have to delete everything to see older stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where the fuck is Scarbados?

Tis a cheeky local nickname for Scarborough.

North Yorkshire coast.

Instead of coconut palms, do you have Black Pudding palms up there instead?

well you should!

Black pudding

That's the spirit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 163cm. Is that too short?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to the top of the profile we spoke 4 weeks ago. What the heck did we talk about? _

I think I was asking you about your scars and making a really naff attempt at flirting

^_^

Ahh I hate the inbox system here why can't we have folders or at the very least pages.

So we don't have to delete everything to see older stuff"

I think I've actually deleted those messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 163cm. Is that too short?

Compared to what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can money buy your love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can money buy your love? "

To quote the Beatles... Something about not buying love.

Though money can buy you sex. But I'm not that kind of girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like haggis?

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

if all you need is love, where does chocolate come into it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like haggis?"

Yack. Never tried it, don't fancy the sound of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to the top of the profile we spoke 4 weeks ago. What the heck did we talk about? _

I think I was asking you about your scars and making a really naff attempt at flirting

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Ahh I hate the inbox system here why can't we have folders or at the very least pages.

So we don't have to delete everything to see older stuff

I think I've actually deleted those messages

I dunno if I have my front page is usually full of one conversation.

I've got 19 unread not because I'm ignoring them but cause I can going through deleting stuff to find them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ho Hi is a Chinaman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if all you need is love, where does chocolate come into it?

You can smear it all over your loved one and lick it all off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho Hi is a Chinaman?"

... No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to the top of the profile we spoke 4 weeks ago. What the heck did we talk about? _

I think I was asking you about your scars and making a really naff attempt at flirting

^_^

Ahh I hate the inbox system here why can't we have folders or at the very least pages.

So we don't have to delete everything to see older stuff

I think I've actually deleted those messages

I dunno if I have my front page is usually full of one conversation.

I've got 19 unread not because I'm ignoring them but cause I can going through deleting stuff to find them lol"

I'm just as bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho Hi is a Chinaman?

... No."
Wrong, - he is!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Chinaman ; Left Arm Wrist Off spin bowling ...

Am I on the wrong thread ?

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chinaman ; Left Arm Wrist Off spin bowling ...

Am I on the wrong thread ?

Jo x"
yep, things concerning wrists are generally found in the soccer threads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you'll never be as hot as margot robbie

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

If you could choose a tattoo for your partner, what would it be and where would it be on his/her body?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hey good looking ...what you got cooking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Man is on a bridge committing suicide - where is he WHEN he jumps?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

What ends with a W but never ends?

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I would ask as as yesterday was my birthday and it was a fairly special number can I get a message of good wishes to my inbox and be allowed to continually chat to this beauty xx

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I recon she'd say no

To what?

If you fancy a ride of course

To where?

With them eyes anywhere you like

You smooth bastard

Get him to give you a ride here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could i come and sample your nice smooth soft skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No questions from me

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a soft leather saddle?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?"

Ohhh ooh I know that one lol

Why did the chicken really cross the road?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I recon she'd say no

To what?

If you fancy a ride of course

To where?

With them eyes anywhere you like

You smooth bastard

Get him to give you a ride here

Hmmm 3 some my favourite

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"What ends with a W but never ends?"

"Up above the streets and houses, ..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the meaning of life?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Mind if I lose myself in those gorgeous eyes for a while?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Man is on a bridge committing suicide - where is he WHEN he jumps?"

The edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ends with a W but never ends?"

Now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?"

Nunu, though suspect there's no real answer here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?

Nunu, though suspect there's no real answer here"

Mary!!! She has the 4 named sisters!! Doh??!!!

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over a year ago

"Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?

Nunu, though suspect there's no real answer here

Mary!!! She has the 4 named sisters!! Doh??!!!

Nice one. Serves me right for reading it on the bog!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fancy a fuck?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Spell SILK

What do cows drink?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Who would have guessed so many people HAD to ask HQ a question when asked "if"?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Who would have guessed so many people HAD to ask HQ a question when asked "if"?

It's them baby blues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What type of bees make milk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What type of bees make milk? "

In case your struggling miss quimm ill leave a little clue ..you have a magnificent pair

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"What ends with a W but never ends?

"Up above the streets and houses, ..."

You're nearly there sweetheart

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"What ends with a W but never ends?

"Up above the streets and houses, ..."

You're nearly there sweetheart

hope to find a pot of gold when I get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you raise your age limit please?

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