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Who can write a fab poem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Isnt it fab to be swinging

Isnt it fab to be swinging

sexual fun for us all

Plenty offf people for meeting

Except if your cock isto small

I arrange loads of meetings

Nobody ever turns up

Families emergencies increasing

or astorm in a teacup

Excited by thoughts of meeting

my cock gets frustrated and stiff

At the time Ishould be greeting

of company theres not a sniff.

So many criteria on profiles

I havent got the abs

Unlike some of the players

I give nobody crabs

So many misunderstandings

Yes I'm a Tv

Theres no remote control

to just switch off me

unlike some here

have got no class

If you dont like it

come kiss my ass

So couples,ladies, men,TVs

Come and join in and fuck

I'm a horny bastard

Just need a change of luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want you, I cannot resist

I want to nibble your ears

I've gone too far, in biting your neck, I want you

Like a passionate teenaged kiss

A compulsion to stick my tongue down your throat

And then your shell crumbles

Your sickly sweetness fills my mouth

And afterwards? A little shame, a little guilt

I crumple your flimsy foil wrapper in my hand and throw it to the floor

It's still 3 days until Easter my little chocolate bunny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

thank you I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A single guy, i was out of luck

Then i get a message "wanna fuck,

Get yerself down to Stokey

We'll have a bit of pokey."

Oh my lordy, fuck a duck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message, ooh what can it be?

I went to my inbox coz i wanted to see.

Clicked the profile first and saw 150 pics of a cock.

Figured the pic would be something different that was in my inbox.

It was a face, one long and slim.

It looked liked he also had balls on his chin...

Didn't have eyes or a nose or a mouth.

Yes it was more of what he had down south.

I decided to delete and block, even though it was a lovely cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know the feeling, The early bird gets the worm and judging from the pictures plenty of worms here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know the feeling, The early bird gets the worm and judging from the pictures plenty of worms here"

I don't hardly get anything like this any more, but it stands out to me as a feature of fab lol. I'll think of some more in a bit maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not made up but I like it:

The life of a penis is sad

He has three close neighbours

Two of them are nuts, one is an arse

And his best friend is a twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

thank you hope your pens life improves

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