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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There once was a Man called scrummy

Some people found his arse rather yummy

He lived in the northwest

got turned on by big breasts

when excited his cock went right up to his tummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a Man called scrummy

Some people found his arse rather yummy

He lived in the northwest

got turned on by big breasts

when excited his cock went right up to his tummy

I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be impressed if you do me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be impressed if you do me

There was a young woman called Plaything

She liked sticking things up her tight ring

But one day she fell and screamed "fucking hell"

I can't think of a last line, someone finish it off for me please.....! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a walker called Taff

Who loved to giggle and laugh.

Went for a muddy mooch

With his pal the pooch

Then both needed a bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady called Kelly

Who's belly wobbled like a jelly

But this lovely.miss

Really knows how to kiss.......

I know its not great but o tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lady called Kelly

Who's belly wobbled like a jelly

But this lovely.miss

Really knows how to kiss.......

I know its not great but o tried

There was a young lady called Kelly

Who's belly wobbled like a jelly

But this lovely miss

Really knows how to kiss

And loves to watch porn on the tele....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do one for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a girl called S

She likes meeting in a dress

But prefers being in something less

And hates being covered in mess

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

there was a woman called innocent,

she certainly was magnificent

on a website forum.

she chatted with decorum

and they fell at her feet in a second

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do one for me please

Their was a lady call Miss innocent

Who's breasts were rather magnificent

She hails from reading

And is quiet proud of her bedding

But the last word you would call her is innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do one for me please

There was a young woman from Reading

Who made quite a mess on her bedding

She thought "bloody hell" I don't like that smell

But fuck it, we're late for the wedding...

I'm sorry, I'll leave now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady called Miss Innocent

Who was told her boobs were quite large

She said they were just a mirage

And from Tina Titz they were lent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there was a woman called innocent,

she certainly was magnificent

on a website forum.

she chatted with decorum

and they fell at her feet in a second

Love it

Thank you xxx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"there was a woman called innocent,

she certainly was magnificent

on a website forum.

she chatted with decorum

and they fell at her feet in a second

Love it

Thank you xxx"

you're welcome xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

there was a man on today

who wanted to be cougar prey

he wanted inside her

she put her legs wider

and saw that her pubes were grey

so the man offered to shave her

she said yes,giving him a razor,

he liked her so smooth

and she started to move

and she rode him, and rode him, all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be impressed if you do me

There was a young woman - youngplaything

On the hunt for a lovely hung gay* king

She joined up on fabswingers

Found too many mingers

She deserves better, that far flung fey bling

*meaning HAPPY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there was a man on today

who wanted to be cougar prey

he wanted inside her

she put her legs wider

and saw that her pubes were grey

so the man offered to shave her

she said yes,giving him a razor,

he liked her so smooth

and she started to move

and she rode him, and rode him, all day

How the hell did you know what I did today??

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

There once was a wily old fox

Who liked pussy much better than cocks

So much did he like them

He fashioned his own one

And now he walks round with a box!

...I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady named amber

She always danced naked the samba

She once did the splits

And kissed her own tits

So all she does now is the mamba

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

there was a man in a den,

a wily ole fox, with a pen

the ladies got wet,

and when asked, if they'd get,

hed answer, "not an if, it's a when...

hehe

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"there was a man in a den,

a wily ole fox, with a pen

the ladies got wet,

and when asked, if they'd get,

hed answer, "not an if, it's a when...

hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a woman called Red

A lady it has to be said

Until behind closed doors

She's an absolute whore

Who'll fill your pencil with lead

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

there was a young lady called amber

and all the young lads wanted to have her,

she said not today,

im going away

to the place, where all the real men were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a woman called Red

A lady it has to be said

Until behind closed doors

She's an absolute whore

Who'll fill your pencil with lead

Give her my number!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a woman called Red

A lady it has to be said

Until behind closed doors

She's an absolute whore

Who'll fill your pencil with lead

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"There was a woman called Red

A lady it has to be said

Until behind closed doors

She's an absolute whore

Who'll fill your pencil with lead

There once was a broad named RedHot,

Who promised she give me a slot,

I had a good wash

And felt really posh

But when she looked at my willy

All wrinkled and silly

She frowned and made off like a shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a woman called Red

A lady it has to be said

Until behind closed doors

She's an absolute whore

Who'll fill your pencil with lead

Give her my number!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

there was a young lady from dublin

whos flaming red hair, passed her chin

the boys thought shes hot,

the bi girls, pouted a lot,

for they couldn't offer a thing

xx hope you didnt mind redhott x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there was a young lady from dublin

whos flaming red hair, passed her chin

the boys thought shes hot,

the bi girls, pouted a lot,

for they couldn't offer a thing

xx hope you didnt mind redhott x"

Ha love it thank you

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"there was a young lady from dublin

whos flaming red hair, passed her chin

the boys thought shes hot,

the bi girls, pouted a lot,

for they couldn't offer a thing

xx hope you didnt mind redhott x

Ha love it thank you

youre welcome x

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

There was a young woman called LPP,

Who said 'I'm horny, come satisfy me',

Lick me, suck me, be a tease,

Make me gush right up to my knees...

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

there was a man with a factory

who's cock had a certain trajectory

his body so hot,

that at 12 on the dot

he melted all the confectionery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do one for me please

Their was a lady call Miss innocent

Who's breasts were rather magnificent

She hails from reading

And is quiet proud of her bedding

But the last word you would call her is innocent

Love it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"there was a man with a factory

who's cock had a certain trajectory

his body so hot,

that at 12 on the dot

he melted all the confectionery

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

there was a little pocket pervy

a lady so gorgeously curvy

on fab, every day

they swoon and theyd sway

just because she was so lurvely

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"there was a little pocket pervy

a lady so gorgeously curvy

on fab, every day

they swoon and theyd sway

just because she was so lurvely

xx"

Love it, thankyou

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"there was a little pocket pervy

a lady so gorgeously curvy

on fab, every day

they swoon and theyd sway

just because she was so lurvely

Love it, thankyou

youre welcome x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

there was a young woman pandora,

who for her one pic, men adored her,

with her little black socks

she turned balls into rocks

and made them cum like water

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Their was a lady called suzy

Who liked to play in the Jacuzzi

She's five foot four

She will ride you on the floor

But please don't call her a floozy

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Their was a lady called suzy

Who liked to play in the Jacuzzi

She's five foot four

She will ride you on the floor

But please don't call her a floozy

thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be impressed if you do me

There was a young woman called Plaything

She liked sticking things up her tight ring

But one day she fell and screamed "fucking hell"

Her arsehole had swallowed her G-string.

Someone try mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone.do.mine pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone.do.mine pretty please

There was a young woman caller Kisser

Who liked having cock up her pisser

And when it went right she screamed "holy shite"

And nobody ever dared diss her....

I'm sorry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a seductive kisser

A lady no one should miss her.

Her pictures are classy

She is always quite sassy

And its a pleasure to make her purr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone.do.mine pretty please

There was a young woman caller Kisser

Who liked having cock up her pisser

And when it went right she screamed "holy shite"

And nobody ever dared diss her....

I'm sorry lol "
tut cheeky devil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can someone.do.mine pretty please

Her name was seductive kisser

don't look up or you will miss her

she was looking for day time fun

not up the bum

but it is OK to piss on her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a seductive kisser

A lady no one should miss her.

Her pictures are classy

She is always quite sassy

And its a pleasure to make her purr

"
ohhh I do like this one thank you x.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

a man called makenchi, liked heels

one woman thought he meant wheels

she rolled right around

till she was upside down

and he leaned down to give her a feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone.do.mine pretty please

Her name was seductive kisser

don't look up or you will miss her

she was looking for day time fun

not up the bum

but it is OK to piss on her

"
oh no its not lol but thank you

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

there was a lady called seductive

whos photos were pretty productive

they made men masterbate

the earth, did it quake

and then the whole forum erupted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were a couple called Alimark

who your best meeting after its dark

we are quite cuddly folk

but are up for a joke

so lets have a shag in the park

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

alimark are a couple, they swing

with nice people, they do sexy things.

you can tell from their pics

she got nice niks

wouldnt you like, to give them a 'ping'?

xx cheeky i know..couldnt resist, hope you dont mind xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CL was a woman with class

Who liked men to smack her round arse

a man with a bun

said lets have some fun

And play with your dildo of glass!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady called Pandora

Her box was neat

And ever so sweet

She's a lady I hope some day to meet

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

TheTIG is a man who i like

but he gives me a bit of a fright

for he might hurt me

spank, for being flirty

wouldnt be able, to sit down all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classy is not trashy

Instead she is rather sassy

A lady who likes

to be wined and dined,

Before she's been 69'd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a walker called Taff

With pictures he liked to faff

Took pictures out doors

To gain your applause

And had a willy just like a giraffe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lady called Pandora

Her box was neat

And ever so sweet

She's a lady I hope some day to meet

Hahaha!! I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"alimark are a couple, they swing

with nice people, they do sexy things.

you can tell from their pics

she got nice niks

wouldnt you like, to give them a 'ping'?

xx cheeky i know..couldnt resist, hope you dont mind xx

"
not at all lol thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Classy is not trashy

Instead she is rather sassy

A lady who likes

to be wined and dined,

Before she's been 69'd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there was a lady called seductive

whos photos were pretty productive

they made men masterbate

the earth, did it quake

and then the whole forum erupted

"
lol.thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was lady called Sam

Whose knickers would make a twang

With the right kind of stroke

the elastic broke

And they would hit the floor with a BANG !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a girl named Bold Girl

She likes to watch rugby

And have lots of fun baie (that might be spelt wrong)

Sadly she is too far away for a girly fun day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a girl named Bold Girl

She likes to watch rugby

And have lots of fun baie (that might be spelt wrong)

Sadly she is too far away for a girly fun day

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a girl named Bold Girl

She likes to watch rugby

And have lots of fun baie (that might be spelt wrong)

Sadly she is too far away for a girly fun day

Love it

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm loving these.

There was a young girl called Titz,

who swallowed and never spits,

about her lots of lads were keen,

but were worried about being seen,

but that was because they were gits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there was a young lady called Tina

on the forums you've probably seen her

to cover her junk

you'll need lots of spunk

and to clean it up an extra large pashmina

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

There was a cracking couple called Alimark,

but Mr couldn't keep his pie eating dark,

they both have tons of fun,

though I've yet to see her dressed as a nun,

and I love how they treat life as a lark,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady called bold

Whose body was a pleasure to hold

With her legs wide apart

She tried not to fart

And behaved like a very nice tart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Her name is Lady Lick

She liked to lick pussy and dick

She has offers from Men

But not enough from Women

So come on Ladies message this hot chick

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Great thread, you're all very imaginative.

Can't think at mo, have brain fog

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

There was a lady with brain fog,

so she went and sat on the bog,

she cleared her brain,

but blocked the drain,

but it was a huge log

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Their was a Swedish Man called Shag

Blue and Yellow is the colour of his flag

He has a hot six pack

And he will fuck you bareback

For god's sake will some milk this young stag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady called pretty

Who sometimes though things were a bit shitty

But one day she was tied up

Right up to her cunt

And that made pretty less shitty

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Her name is Lady Lick

She liked to lick pussy and dick

She has offers from Men

But not enough from Women

So come on Ladies message this hot chick

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an old tranny from frankfurt,

Who had a little willy and tits pert,

The tranny decided to get the chop,

And now she's post op,

Then traded some undies for a mini skirt

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

There is a young man called Scrum

Who all the ladies thought was rather yum

He has a big cock

That gets hard as rock

And they all want it up their bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady called Bold,

She's a bit of a stunner I'm told.

Comes from the Emerald Isle

has the most cheeky smile.

I would so like to cuddle and hold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is a young man called Scrum

Who all the ladies thought was rather yum

He has a big cock

That gets hard as rock

And they all want it up their bum.

Who are these ladies you speak of

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Loving this thread

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

There's a gorgeous lady called specs

Who's definitely up for some sex

They say blokes don't make passes

At girls who wear glasses

But I'd certainly pay my respects

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

"There's a gorgeous lady called specs

Who's definitely up for some sex

They say blokes don't make passes

At girls who wear glasses

But I'd certainly pay my respects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a lady Redhott

Who is always hot to trot

She loves to suck dick

Till it makes her sick

A good gag reflex she has not!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

There's a lovely brunette for Herne bay

With pix taken every which way

Queen of kiss fuck or pass

With a beautiful arse

And she can play and play all day

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

There once was a man called oloving

He definitely had that something

With his ass nice and bare

He'd needn't not care

If you came and gave it a whoopin.

First one be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a lovely brunette for Herne bay

With pix taken every which way

Queen of kiss fuck or pass

With a beautiful arse

And she can play and play all day"
anyone I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a young lady called Suzy

This lady was not a floozy

She like men with big strong thighs and lured them to bed with her sexy brown eyes.

A lady of full of words and rhymes that ignited the far reaches of your mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loving this thread

one night out while pushing a pram

I saw sexyspecs/superman

I thought id say hi

but they passed me bye

coz the girl in the pram was me mam

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

There once was a man called crafty98

Who happened to be a great date

Used the towel round his neck

To mopp up the sweat

That looking at him just creates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a man called olovingman.

Who loved laying on the beach getting a tan

Sure.he kisses once or twice

But never in a trice

And if he didn't already know....he has a few fans

Sorry but I tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a man called crafty98

Who happened to be a great date

Used the towel round his neck

To mopp up the sweat

That looking at him just creates.

Brilliant love it thanks..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There is a hot lady called Alabama

Who when naked Clarence want's to rama

Her dirty moaning

Will leave you groaning

She is one sexy mamma

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

There once was a man called scrumdiddlyumptious

Who was very very rambunctious

With his wet tshirt on in the shower

He could sing hour after hour

Crooning out those fantastic songs.

That was a tough one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This well traveled couple will have you in trouble.

The lady so sexy and sassy in her spec's which make her look very classy.

With her man by her side the fly through the forums not glide.

Full of fun and mischief and meeting with these two would have to be more than brief..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The man called scrumdiddlyumtious

Put the bum into being quite bumptious

With a thick sturdy cock

It wont come as a shock

The ladies all think he's right scrumptious

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The guy who calls himself crafty

Has a pad that's certainly not draughty

With a towel barely covering

A cock girls love smothering

With lube they get jiggy and shafty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The man called scrumdiddlyumtious

Put the bum into being quite bumptious

With a thick sturdy cock

It wont come as a shock

The ladies all think he's right scrumptious"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The fabber called erectjim

I'm keeping my eye on him

One way or another

He's after my mother

But she's way way way way way way. .. Way too old for him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Her name is pourhoneypot

And my change of meeting her is a long shot

She has big beautiful breasts

Which could give you a cardiac arrest

All of her pics are just so dam hot

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"There once was a man called oloving

He definitely had that something

With his ass nice and bare

He'd needn't not care

If you came and gave it a whoopin.

First one be nice

"
yay.. Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here is the tale of peach and ess,

They're both obsessed with pussy and dick,

One day they gave fabswingers a click,

On meets they are horny, perverted and wild,

Dont be mistaken and think they are mild,

Be assured that you'll leave in a hot sticky mess!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

There once was a guy called Thing Two

Who gets us all in a stew

He's got a great set of pics

I'd love him to suck on my tits.

I know I'm not very good at this no need to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now when I look

At lady flick,

Amazing things happen

With a throbbing dick,

She may be a lady

But I'd lick to flick...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

There was this lass called Highheels.

I bet she looks good when she looks good when she kneels.

She's my girlie crush

She makes me blush

I want her so bad I could squeals

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By *iles3659Man
over a year ago

Stafford

A middle-aged swinger named Miles

Was adept at a number of styles

He could lick, he could spank

Or just sit there and wank

And be sure to leave ladies with smiles

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By *iles3659Man
over a year ago

Stafford

I'll get me coat ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lady called bold

Whose body was a pleasure to hold

With her legs wide apart

She tried not to fart

And behaved like a very nice tart"

Lol. Brilliant!

Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lady called Bold,

She's a bit of a stunner I'm told.

Comes from the Emerald Isle

has the most cheeky smile.

I would so like to cuddle and hold

Thanks Taff. Love it!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm a lady called Lick

Who could spend ages sucking a dick.

But I want that to be replaced

With a sexy lady to sit on my face.

I think I'll stop now

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is cheeky chappie

a nice smile just makes me so happy

So big and so hard

its nearly a yard

now take it u bitch

slap slappy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a lady called Lick,

Her forte is sucking big dicks,

She has all the men running,

And the ladies cumming,

With that tongue that loves a good lick.

(Poor attempt, but I tried!

)

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By *iles3659Man
over a year ago

Stafford

There once was a lady named Bold

Whose lady bits kept out the cold

But a steaming erection

Would cause heat convection

And render her too hot to hold

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"There once was a lady called Lick,

Her forte is sucking big dicks,

She has all the men running,

And the ladies cumming,

With that tongue that loves a good lick.

(Poor attempt, but I tried!

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Loving these! Does anything actually rhyme with softies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a guy called pops

He loves his toe socks

He has a beard so long

That is just so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a guy called pops

He loves his toe socks

He has a beard so long

That is just so wrong

You can piss right off missy! If only you knew what the beard is capable to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a guy called pops

He loves his toe socks

He has a beard so long

That is just so wrong

You can piss right off missy! If only you knew what the beard is capable to do.

Give me a red rash!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Loving these! Does anything actually rhyme with softies?

Theres a woman named NotForSofties

She wasn't keen on lofties

She liked her men clean

She treated them mean

But she had plenty of time for the hotties.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Loving these! Does anything actually rhyme with softies?

Theres a woman named NotForSofties

She wasn't keen on lofties

She liked her men clean

She treated them mean

But she had plenty of time for the hotties."

Haha love it! Thank you I couldn't think of anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a girl called Pandora.

Nothing else you can do to but adore her.

Has hair like Frankie.

But stuck with boobs like a guy called Andy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a guy

Howard is his name

He has a lovely bum

and loves pics of cum

And shoots it in his rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a girl called Pandora.

Nothing else you can do to but adore her.

Has hair like Frankie.

But stuck with boobs like a guy called Andy.

Hahah!

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

There once was a couple called smoothies

Who liked having sex watching porn movies

But they made better noise

And like playing with toys

Especially after work on the Tuesdays

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

There's a hard nut near Heathrow called not for

finding victims to give her what for

turning up in black cabs

Whisk her off to abfabs

A lot for the reason she's got for

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A warnings been issued to our local shipping

A large dorsal fin near the beach has been flipping

The coastguard said hark

We think it's a shark

I think it's ****** skinny dipping

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"I know a guy

Howard is his name

He has a lovely bum

and loves pics of cum

And shoots it in his rum

Errr...that's...errr...different!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Pandora and her sweet furry box

Joined Fab to get her some cocks

But it was all just a scheme

To meet the man of her dreams

Howi and his funky old socks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a man called gongbong

Who's cock was incredibly long

With tremendous wide girth

It feels like giving birth

If you think size doesn't matter... You're wrong!

There once was a man called gongbong

Who while having sex sang a song

"Can you feel me yet?

It's as big as it gets"

No one ever called me King Dong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a couple called smoothies

Who liked having sex watching porn movies

But they made better noise

And like playing with toys

Especially after work on the Tuesdays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a guy

Howard is his name

He has a lovely bum

and loves pics of cum

And shoots it in his rum

Errr...that's...errr...different!

It's all I could think of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pandora and her sweet furry box

Joined Fab to get her some cocks

But it was all just a scheme

To meet the man of her dreams

Howi and his funky old socks!"

HAHAHAHA

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By *uckMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe DN15

I am a tantric masseur called Puck

My touch makes the ladies I meet buck

With my deft fingers only

I would tickle their Yoni

Til they cry, do please suck Puck then fuck. With any luck!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Their was this place called the Fab Forum

Where some people had no decorum

They all wanted a fuck

The guys tried their luck

And the ladies sometimes ignored 'em!!!!

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

"Their was this place called the Fab Forum

Where some people had no decorum

They all wanted a fuck

The guys tried their luck

And the ladies sometimes ignored 'em!!!!

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Do one for me please

Miss Innocent here's a Limerick for you

but i'm already stuck at line two....

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

There is a couple called Jess and Jay

Who reside in a place called MK

They like the odd club

And visit the hub

They certainly enjoy their play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Their was this place called the Fab Forum

Where some people had no decorum

They all wanted a fuck

The guys tried their luck

And the ladies sometimes ignored 'em!!!!

Haha

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

There's this couple called P and R

They met whilst fixing a car

He asked her do you like Chinese?

Her answer was oh God yes please

Now several years later here they are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a Mare called Frisky,

Who had a penchant for whiskey,

The liquor makes her snigger,

All I have to do is figure,

How to ride her and dig her..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Their was this place called the Fab Forum

Where some people had no decorum

They all wanted a fuck

The guys tried their luck

And the ladies sometimes ignored 'em!!!!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Do me do me do me

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

"Do me do me do me

I met with the girl next door

I was hoping she'd be a true whore

She hitched up her dress

You can guess the rest

And now I'm begging for more!

(No offence meant by whore - it just rhymes lol) xxx

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

There once a large lady called Sea

In Midlands chat she would be

but in came the wankers for charm that's a tanker so off to the forums she'd flee

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"There was a Mare called Frisky,

Who had a penchant for whiskey,

The liquor makes her snigger,

All I have to do is figure,

How to ride her and dig her..?

Haha, bourbon honey, bourbon!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a woman called KallieJ,

She was a real go-er some say,

Her bum is a wonder,

Yearing for plunder, I wonder?

Alas, I can but ponder.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A thread appeared really quite handy

To find the girls who were randy

A new phone app

Measures their thigh gap

And checks if they're only bandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been trying to come up with 1 but my poetic skills are non existent

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just perved hot and horny

And I don't want to sound too corny

Her delectable body

Would please any squaddie

And the result would be quite porny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been trying to come up with 1 but my poetic skills are non existent

Hot n horny love sex in all its glory

Hot likes Hornys bot

Horny likes hots cock

In her frilly frock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just perved hot and horny

And I don't want to sound too corny

Her delectable body

Would please any squaddie

And the result would be quite porny"

Haha love it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Provocative Pandora

Could I write a verse just for her

I could if I think

Or just get the wink

From Dora the aura explorer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been trying to come up with 1 but my poetic skills are non existent

"
I tried a couple I'm no.good but had a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then there was Shikhar,

A wordsmith bizarre,

In batty-ridahs, he covorts,

In order to court,

But denim , it seems, falls short.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Do me do me do me

I met with the girl next door

I was hoping she'd be a true whore

She hitched up her dress

You can guess the rest

And now I'm begging for more!

(No offence meant by whore - it just rhymes lol) xxx"

I genuinely just laughed really loud!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The handsome man called shikhar

Went to a sex club as a licker

It was fancy dress

So just to impress

He went as a tart ..not a vicar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you perv hot and horny

They may seem just corny

Her boobs all hang out

And she looks like a trout

And that is the end of the story

It's a bloody good job I can take the piss out of myself

I did warn you my poetic skills were non existent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant some of these.

I'm going go and get my thinking cap on....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

That naughty girl next door

Took her clothes off and lay on the floor

She took all the boys

And all of their toys

And the filthy girl still wanted more

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Watch Lady in the day

As her hips swing and sway

She's got nothing to prove

With her body so smooth

As Eric morecombe said

Wayheyhey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She decrees, Breakfast Can Wait!,

As she slurps her protein shake,

How I hunger for smoked kipper,

But first I must dip her,

Only then, breakfast she'll make.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Provocative Pandora

Could I write a verse just for her

I could if I think

Or just get the wink

From Dora the aura explorer"

thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She decrees, Breakfast Can Wait!,

As she slurps her protein shake,

How I hunger for smoked kipper,

But first I must dip her,

Only then, breakfast she'll make.

thankyou

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

This beautiful chick called Pandora

All the guys seemed to adore her

I wish it was me

Over her knee

Before she allowed me to explore her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This beautiful chick called Pandora

All the guys seemed to adore her

I wish it was me

Over her knee

Before she allowed me to explore her.

brilliant _ady lick! Now get over my knee

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"This beautiful chick called Pandora

All the guys seemed to adore her

I wish it was me

Over her knee

Before she allowed me to explore her.

brilliant _ady lick! Now get over my knee

Perhaps you should add Northampton to your tour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy on here called shikhar

Seems to have a mind filling repertoire

His remit is plain and simple

His bum seems to have a dimple

For him I would unwrap my peignoir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pandora and lick

Had boxes to tick

Sitting on lady's face

her juices flowed

TheTiG shot his load

And all involved had boxes ticked

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

samantha is a naughty girl

shes submissive and shes bi

she looks so sweet in stockinged feet

and heels so very high.

yes samantha is a naughty girl

although she looks so sweet

she likes to suck and tease a guy

whilst kneeling at his feet .

samantha is a bad girl

she loves both cock and cum

she likes to be a total slut

and takes it up her bum .

she dresses nice to please you

she'll be your little whore

she'll milk your cock and balls till dry

you'll be drained but still want more .

so come and see this willing slut

cos men she loves to please

she just a little cocksucker

and such a little tease.

slap her arse till nice and red

make her squirm and whimper

pull her silky panties down

and push your cock deep in her.

make her moan and make her groan

and treat her like a whore

and when your done just walk away

and leave her wanting more .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pandora and lick

Had boxes to tick

Sitting on lady's face

her juices flowed

TheTiG shot his load

And all involved had boxes ticked

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Pandora and lick

Had boxes to tick

Sitting on lady's face

her juices flowed

TheTiG shot his load

And all involved had boxes ticked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pandora and lick

Had boxes to tick

Sitting on lady's face

her juices flowed

TheTiG shot his load

And all involved had boxes ticked

Hahaha brilliant too! I'm thinking of one now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pandora and lick took turns to sit on scrummys dick

Bouncing up and down like it was a pogo stick

With one on his face

It left little space

So TIG before you shot your load

I better move quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pandora and lick took turns to sit on scrummys dick

Bouncing up and down like it was a pogo stick

With one on his face

It left little space

So TIG before you shot your load

I better move quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here is a quickie

Lady lick is a fine chick

She likes pussy and dick

She has lovely long legs that go on forever

They should be wrapped around pandora to make her feel better

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Here is a quickie

Lady lick is a fine chick

She likes pussy and dick

She has lovely long legs that go on forever

They should be wrapped around pandora to make her feel better

Love it

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