FabSwingers.com forum: If you woke up as the opposite sex what would be the first thing you'd do

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For me I think I'd set a profile up on here and see what it's like to get hundreds of messages per second!!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

shave my legs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoa Deja Vu. Wasn't there a similar thread about a week ago? lol

Incidentally, I'd play with my tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seek psychotherapy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seek psychotherapy. "

Ouch! Controversial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would reply to all my messages and attach a boob pic

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Stare at my own tits for quite some time...... Him

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Measure my hard cock against the sky remote and take a pic of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go for a pee, then make myself a brew. Probably have a shave and then wear womens clothes to see what that's like with a cock, and see if it feels sexy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just for the day or permanently? I'd have a wank then go sit in the men's locker room at the gym and store some mental pics... followed by more wanking I expect x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't leave my room for long time.

Then find a fit bi lady or a hung stud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch my balls ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to tescos and walk round the fruit and veg like it was Ann summers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Measure my hard cock against the sky remote and take a pic of it

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I'm a man if I woke up female!!!

I would finger myself to see what what it's like..

I would make myself orgasm..

And then I would love to be fucked by a man.

To see what it's like to have a cock in my vagina...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scratch my balls ...... "
aww yer can scratch mine if it's something that you really want to do. I'm that type of guy xx

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By *enninemarkMan
over a year ago

huddersfield/manchester

Make myself cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank and stick something up my bum

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Measure my hard cock against the sky remote and take a pic of it

chuckles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would try and suck my own cock! I am very flexible lol ! m x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be a slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scratch my balls ...... aww yer can scratch mine if it's something that you really want to do. I'm that type of guy xx

By all means, I have long nails ....

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By *iggy1Woman
over a year ago

DORCHESTER

Scratch my balls, fart and go piss on the bathroom floor ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start going to swing clubs for free..

Take a piss sitting down.

Go out to a nightclub with no money and get guys to buy me drinks all night.

Make a fab profile and ask all the guys/couples that contact me to be models.

Then make a thread on the forum complaining that I have 800 messages to go through..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scratch my balls ...... aww yer can scratch mine if it's something that you really want to do. I'm that type of guy xx

By all means, I have long nails ....

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you've killed the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a meet."

With your mum!

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By *andy6677Man
over a year ago

crewe

"As I'm a man if I woke up female!!!

I would finger myself to see what what it's like..

I would make myself orgasm..

And then I would love to be fucked by a man.

To see what it's like to have a cock in my vagina... "

Ditto same here

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

I'd definitely find a guy and a girl too fuck and lick me straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get pregnant to see what all the fuss is about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ask someone if my bum looked big in my pj's

then go on a diet.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Throw away all bras and tampons

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Have a wank. Shave and go perv at girls on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a meet.

With your mum!

Nah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get pregnant to see what all the fuss is about. "

It's lovely being pregnant. Bit stressful and worrying at times, and morning sickness is poop, but the rest of it is great. I like this answer a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id multitask and see what all the fuss was about....

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By *andy6677Man
over a year ago

crewe

Pregnancy yes would so like to expierence that too. Morning sickness and swollen ankles so worth it having the big belly, boobs, and the sensation when the baby kicks thats special xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pregnancy yes would so like to expierence that too. Morning sickness and swollen ankles so worth it having the big belly, boobs, and the sensation when the baby kicks thats special xxx"

Aww

It is awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if I should drive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would get dressed, rush to a DIY shop, buy shit loads of tools and do all the jobs around the house that all my usless ex's have been unable to do.

Then grab several beers, admire my work then watch porn and have a wank

Thats all

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By *ananaPieCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

We would get a lot of new female posters on here saying how they have been on here for a week and still haven't got a meet...

Him - Feel what it is like to cum as a girl. Have fun with a guy and see if I can have a lesbian session :p

Her - "Have a wank" and see what it's like peeing standing up!

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By *andy6677Man
over a year ago

crewe

"Pregnancy yes would so like to expierence that too. Morning sickness and swollen ankles so worth it having the big belly, boobs, and the sensation when the baby kicks thats special xxx

Aww

It is awesome"

Yeah it sure seems that way xxx Would have loads of kids too with the right guy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shave my pussy

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Get a stiffy and measure it lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with my boob's, play with my vagina and make myself Cum to compare if women really do have better orgasms. Then I'd just live my life and see if hormones really are to blame for everything. I suspect they're not and that men are really to blame....unless they're not.... They are the devils spawn....but sometimes they're not..... Hang on I'm getting too much into my character lol

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I'd declare myself a lesbian and find a hot women to play with. That's after I'd stopped fondling my tits.

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton

"I'd declare myself a lesbian and find a hot women to play with. That's after I'd stopped fondling my tits. "

Go to the ladies toilet with another lady and find out why the take 30 minutes to have a pee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd shower and shave,put on some nice aftershave,dress up to look irresistible,ask Brownsugar out for dinner. Wine her,dine her then show her how a lady should be treated in bed. He will never want to give his vagina up for a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rub my eyes rather than scratch my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try and pee in the toilet rather than on the floor and up the walls!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit drinking tea watching Jeremy Kyle

Watch a couple of true movies

Then get up around teatime and tell everyone. " ohhhh I have not stopped All day "

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

"Measure my hard cock against the sky remote and take a pic of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit drinking tea watching Jeremy Kyle

Watch a couple of true movies

Then get up around teatime and tell everyone. " ohhhh I have not stopped All day "

Pffft no, you'd start playing with yourself!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit drinking tea watching Jeremy Kyle

Watch a couple of true movies

Then get up around teatime and tell everyone. " ohhhh I have not stopped All day "

Pffft no, you'd start playing with yourself!!

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too bloody right I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start going to swing clubs for free..

Take a piss sitting down.

Go out to a nightclub with no money and get guys to buy me drinks all night.

Make a fab profile and ask all the guys/couples that contact me to be models.

Then make a thread on the forum complaining that I have 800 messages to go through.."

Haha fab

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By *ob55Man
over a year ago

PE13

Open the fridge and know exactly what to make from an egg and some things that aren't eggs

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Whinge about the toilet seat being up !

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

Head straight to the shops and stock up on candles and schatter cushions..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go downstairs and do the dishes......

;-)

Standby.. Incoming!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Make a coffee whilst I raid the fridge for a cucumber, carrot and courgette, then nip back to bed and watch porn and use them as a dildo. Then I'd try doing 3 things at once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sew it up to make it tighter, rub some glue n in glitter

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By *tevelizCouple
over a year ago

northampton

go back to sleep.lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"go back to sleep.lol

Haha, yea, have a wank, roll over and go back to sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be on my period be miserable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean after spending three hours deciding what to wear?

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Go to a bar and wait seconds (obviously) to be bought a drink then fend off the sexual expectations as a result. hope that scenario never happens, pros n cons n all.

Him

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By *oddamnCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire

Try lesbianism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fend off Ginger's sexual advances by saying I had a headache before getting ready and going out to buy new shoes and handbags as after all every woman needs the right accessories

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By *andy57TV/TS
over a year ago

york

Guess I'm lucky best of both worlds LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely have a play and find someone to join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub it till it fell off.

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By *sexDanMan
over a year ago

Romford

insert something

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