FabSwingers.com forum: The rise of Blackie Chan

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I'm currently making and starring in an martial arts action movie (self indulgent much;p) and I'm loving every moment

My new profile pic is an image from it as are some of the others.

Now all I need is an action hero name

I came up with Blackie Chan.

But can you come up with better?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Since you're from Manchester how about ChIp Man? If there's a female protagonist she can be Honey Chiba.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I'm currently making and starring in an martial arts action movie (self indulgent much;p) and I'm loving every moment

My new profile pic is an image from it as are some of the others.

Now all I need is an action hero name

I came up with Blackie Chan.

But can you come up with better?

Juice Lee

Steven 'D'-Gal

Nob Van 'Damn that things massive'

Fuck Norris

Jason Straight-cum

Sylvester Stallion

Arnold Schwartz-Pecker

Dolph Hung-ren

Duane 'Look at the size of my' Johnson

I could probably continue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well - hung - phooey.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"So I'm currently making and starring in an martial arts action movie (self indulgent much;p) and I'm loving every moment

My new profile pic is an image from it as are some of the others.

Now all I need is an action hero name

I came up with Blackie Chan.

But can you come up with better?

Juice Lee

Steven 'D'-Gal

Nob Van 'Damn that things massive'

Fuck Norris

Jason Straight-cum

Sylvester Stallion

Arnold Schwartz-Pecker

Dolph Hung-ren

Duane 'Look at the size of my' Johnson

I could probably continue..."

oh please do!

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton

"So I'm currently making and starring in an martial arts action movie (self indulgent much;p) and I'm loving every moment

My new profile pic is an image from it as are some of the others.

Now all I need is an action hero name

I came up with Blackie Chan.

But can you come up with better?

Juice Lee

Steven 'D'-Gal

Nob Van 'Damn that things massive'

Fuck Norris

Jason Straight-cum

Sylvester Stallion

Arnold Schwartz-Pecker

Dolph Hung-ren

Duane 'Look at the size of my' Johnson

I could probably continue..."

Well done fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it's a porn film?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So it's a porn film?"

No lol its an action movie. I'm just coming up with stupid names

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I'm currently making and starring in an martial arts action movie (self indulgent much;p) and I'm loving every moment

My new profile pic is an image from it as are some of the others.

Now all I need is an action hero name

I came up with Blackie Chan.

But can you come up with better?

Juice Lee

Steven 'D'-Gal

Nob Van 'Damn that things massive'

Fuck Norris

Jason Straight-cum

Sylvester Stallion

Arnold Schwartz-Pecker

Dolph Hung-ren

Duane 'Look at the size of my' Johnson

I could probably continue..."

You sir are a legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you never seen I'm Gonna Git You Sucka?

Just call yourself Kung Fu Joe and be done with it...

Or Dave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I'm currently making and starring in an martial arts action movie (self indulgent much;p) and I'm loving every moment

My new profile pic is an image from it as are some of the others.

Now all I need is an action hero name

I came up with Blackie Chan.

But can you come up with better?

Juice Lee

Steven 'D'-Gal

Nob Van 'Damn that things massive'

Fuck Norris

Jason Straight-cum

Sylvester Stallion

Arnold Schwartz-Pecker

Dolph Hung-ren

Duane 'Look at the size of my' Johnson

I could probably continue..."

Find all sorts on Google dont you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Shaft. .. O someone's already thought of this

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