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10 Very British ways to cope with the heatwave

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

1.. If someone says "Oh, you've caught the sun", go immediately to A&E

2.. Unleash your bedroom fan and decide whether to set it to "Hot breeze" or "Warm hurricane"

3.. Ask your bank for a small loan to buy a 99 with a flake

4.. Carry a waterproof jacket at all times as it will definitely rain at some point. Also useful to cover up topless man in supermarket

5.. Replace duvet with thin sheet and spend the night kickboxing it into a small ball.

6.. Turn pillow over repeatably in the night as if harvesting enough energy to power a small mill.

7.. Do not attempt a linen shirt at work in case you spontaneously dissolve into a puddle of sweat or self-consciousness.

8.. Say it's a bit too hot as often as possible.

9.. Wear shorts, thus forcing everyone to rush indoors in disgust at the sight of your legs. Your sacrifice cold save lives.

10.. What ever happen, keep drinking tea. Who knows what will happen if you stop

(Stolen from Facebook )

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

dont forget the hankie for your head

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Haha, love it - I've got the hot breeze going, the thin duvet that can be readily balled up in the middle of the night, and a very well turned pillow!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep on the bottom shelf of the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's warm! Thankfully I've got air con in the house and an ice machine!

The washing drying pretty quick outside tho lol

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton


"It's warm! Thankfully I've got air con in the house and an ice machine!

The washing drying pretty quick outside tho lol"

Just seen a 60+ man running at the side of the Thames in a bright pair of orange speedo's no top on does that count.

Deck chairs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pray for sun and when we get it, moan its too hot.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

This ain't hot - go spend time in the desert or in the tropics.

This is NICE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have a nice cold foot bath now in front of the tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pray for sun and when we get it, moan its too hot."

Oi, we are British. That is what we do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats what i was meaning

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