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God's About to Start Moving His Furniture...

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

If anyone has a fantasy of thunderstorm-sex, you have about 5 mins to get to Derbyshire

(And so long as you're on top, will the rubber in a condom be enough to safeguard against a lightening strike?)

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It started here about 15 20mins ago x

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"It started here about 15 20mins ago x "

You could've warned us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a kick arde storm.....sex in a storm would be an added bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a bit of rain that lasted about 15 seconds then sunny again

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"If anyone has a fantasy of thunderstorm-sex, you have about 5 mins to get to Derbyshire

(And so long as you're on top, will the rubber in a condom be enough to safeguard against a lightening strike?)

Mr ddc"

might save you... not sure about the person you are having sex with....

that why you should both have sex with nothing but wellies on!!! (practical solutions me!!)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

When I was a kid I always thought thunder was caused by clouds crashing into each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a kick arde storm.....sex in a storm would be an added bonus "

I wonder if I can beat the storm to yours

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"We had a bit of rain that lasted about 15 seconds then sunny again "

So very short, a bit of an anti-climax, hardly worth the build-up and ultimately not very satisfying.

Yep, sounds like sex with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, whose about to start moving their furniture?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at my daughter's sports day.... And there was the lbrightest flash of lightening and loudest clap of thunder and all the kids have gone in scared lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone has a fantasy of thunderstorm-sex, you have about 5 mins to get to Derbyshire

(And so long as you're on top, will the rubber in a condom be enough to safeguard against a lightening strike?)

Mr ddc

might save you... not sure about the person you are having sex with....

that why you should both have sex with nothing but wellies on!!! (practical solutions me!!) "

Why did this make me excited. Must be because I'm Welsh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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(And so long as you're on top, will the rubber in a condom be enough to safeguard against a lightening strike?)

Mr ddc"

No. And neither are those rubber strips people used to hang from the back of their cars. If the lightening can get from the clouds to your car, it can make the few inches to the ground.

And in any case, your car is the safest place to be, as it forms a faraday cage

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

might save you... not sure about the person you are having sex with....

that why you should both have sex with nothing but wellies on!!! (practical solutions me!!) "

You use a wellie for protection instead of a condom?

Bloody show-off, I KNEW it was true what they said about you having a humongous knob!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Sorry, whose about to start moving their furniture? "

Come now, what did they tell you it was back when you were little?

Next you'll be trying to tell me rain isn't Mary crying because she saw that bad thing I did....

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Mr ddc

No. And neither are those rubber strips people used to hang from the back of their cars. If the lightening can get from the clouds to your car, it can make the few inches to the ground.

And in any case, your car is the safest place to be, as it forms a faraday cage"

Buggar, Mrs ddc has the car. I have a laundry basket, it looks a bit like a cage?

Not sure it would take two people though

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"that why you should both have sex with nothing but wellies on!!! (practical solutions me!!)

Why did this make me excited. Must be because I'm Welsh. "

You mean the Welsh have even trained the sheep to go on top now?

What's that, the Kama S-ewe-tra?

(Sorry )

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"that why you should both have sex with nothing but wellies on!!! (practical solutions me!!)

Why did this make me excited. Must be because I'm Welsh.

You mean the Welsh have even trained the sheep to go on top now?

What's that, the Kama S-ewe-tra?

(Sorry )"

We shag em ewe eat them

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