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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's time for that occasional event, due to the exceptional heatwave circumstances. Payback time- females send the Fancy A Fuck messages to the guys.

Women, get your names down and then get your fuck pleasures. Females from couples eligible too.

Guys, list your interest here to whet the appetites of the women. To prevent overload with a thread full of guys - men, please post your message after a female has done so.

Women do the picking of the desired service provider of your choice and send the fancy a fuck message to the victim, sorry willing partner. No need for pleasantries - you've received these messages yourself, so follow that harsher style of demanding your fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey, seems a little more complex than the last one you ran, but i'm game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I raise a question please.

By participating in this event, once (and let's be honest) if, we males receive a "fancy a fuck" message, are we contractually obligated to deliver aforementioned "fuck"?

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

Mmm waiting for some guys to advertise. Babydoll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if there's a tempting single out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'm game!

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Can I raise a question please.

By participating in this event, once (and let's be honest) if, we males receive a "fancy a fuck" message, are we contractually obligated to deliver aforementioned "fuck"?"

It should be obligated, but isn't, I'm sad to say.

Its not more complicated, apart from guys being encouraged to wait for some females to post. We cant punish you in cyberspace for not complying, though if chosen, your selecting female may do so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm sending one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha love it when women are demanding

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

No men listed thier interests yet. Is this the usual laziness of the single guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TUP and bring it

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Ohhh I want to play but I'm off to work now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I add myself on the basis of 'fancy a social drink and see how we get on no strings attached with view to a potential further future rendezvous?'.

Either that or I'm not playing!

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By *murphMan
over a year ago

drogheda

I'm game but I Am in ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I add myself on the basis of 'fancy a social drink and see how we get on no strings attached with view to a potential further future rendezvous?'.

Either that or I'm not playing! "

Yes, definitely a social drink first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I raise a question please.

By participating in this event, once (and let's be honest) if, we males receive a "fancy a fuck" message, are we contractually obligated to deliver aforementioned "fuck"?

It should be obligated, but isn't, I'm sad to say.

Its not more complicated, apart from guys being encouraged to wait for some females to post. We cant punish you in cyberspace for not complying, though if chosen, your selecting female may do so."

Thank you for the clarification, I'd hate to end up in court for breach of contract.

Henceforth, I'm in.

My interests;

Social meetings for coffee or a small libation, good conversation and flirtation. Maybe more if the chemistry is there.

Role play, sharing and enjoying mutual fantasies.

I'm tactile, love the feel of soft skin under my hand.

Kissing. Lots of kissing please.

And hugs. Very partial to a hug.

Love a bit of risk, so outdoor discreet fun is fine by me.

If any lovely ladies need a massage I have skills.

Open minded and adventurous, few taboos......

Let the inbox fill.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No men listed thier interests yet. Is this the usual laziness of the single guy"

What I found confusing is that OP stated that we should 'list your interest here to whet the appetites of the women.'

But, 'To prevent overload with a thread full of guys - men, please post your message after a female has done so'

No mention of interests (plural)

So to clarify, I am confused but in and up for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No men listed thier interests yet. Is this the usual laziness of the single guy"

We'll only get accused of copying & pasting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we just read the message and delete without a response ?????

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I'm in with the caveat I'm at work until 4. So it'll have to be after 5 ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just about to fly to London and there till Friday if that helps!

Ideally a drink in the sun, chat and if all going well back to my hotel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain...

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

WTF? It's too hot for such complexity- I'm confused.....did someone mention sex and ladies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting

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By *eltintomysmileMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Well hello there heres my list hope you ladies like.

My interests;

Social meetings maybe a drink or a walk bit of chat and flirting see if there is an attraction.

I enjoy kissing,oral sex, safe sex, I enjoy sensual touch and turning a lady on taking my time, I like to think I am very good with my tongue.

I am also into running and keeping fit at the gym and like to think I am a kind and geniune guy.

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By *evonBikerMan
over a year ago

plymouth

I await my 'Do you fancy a fuck?' message with anticipation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See / I broke the mould.

I replied to the ones I got

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Sat here waiting in anticipation of an overly inflated inbox

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By *sexDanMan
over a year ago

Romford

We'll only get accused of copying & pasting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent mine

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By *sexDanMan
over a year ago

Romford

I didn't receive it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent mine xx

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I'm checking my inbox for propositions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in...my interest are kissing...hugging...do like women to be a bit sub...but tend to suit the mood...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol.. top thread..rock on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See / I broke the mould.

I replied to the ones I got "
your not the only one .....I got a reply to the one I.sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See / I broke the mould.

I replied to the ones I got your not the only one .....I got a reply to the one I.sent "

what did he say ? "no thanks I'm shaving my hair" ? hehe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my, how filthy! I definitely need to be involved in this! Hope to hear from you soon xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See / I broke the mould.

I replied to the ones I got your not the only one .....I got a reply to the one I.sent

what did he say ? "no thanks I'm shaving my hair" ? hehe x"
he said yes actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok girls, looking forward to hearing from you it'll only get hotter with me ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had one so far, beautiful couple..., there's room for more in my inbox though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See / I broke the mould.

I replied to the ones I got your not the only one .....I got a reply to the one I.sent

what did he say ? "no thanks I'm shaving my hair" ? hehe xhe said yes actually"

lucky him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm game. Social drinks are fine by me for starters. There needs to be a click before I meet either by a social meet or by messaging each other.

I'm a fun guy to be around. Love giving oral and like outdoor fun. The risk of being seen is such a turn on. And there's something about rolling around in a corn field or any field or wood in the nice sunshine with a gorgeous lady or couple If like to do to. I'm just a risk taker. Live life to the full and most importantly enjoy yourself

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

London

Good afternoon ladies.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I'm in. Woman must like socks though

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm in. Woman must like socks though "

That avatar made me howl with laughter!

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

Mine is sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here with a lovely package and a horny hot head on! Looking for a lady that gives as good as she gets

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I've had some lovely offers. If only they were closer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in but ladies, you MUST follow the rules:

No one liners

No copy and paste

Be between 5ft 6 and 5 ft 7

Shoe size 11

Bra size 36C

Blonde but no roots showing

Age between 36yrs 2 months and 4 days to 36 years 4 months and 3 days

Name mustn't include the letters g, d, j or c

Must provide full length photo of you skydiving through hoops of fire

Must pay for a room

Include a detailed description of your kinkiest sex session (min 1,500 words)

Must include the code word "matron!" in the email header to prove you've read this

Failure to do so will be instant block and delete, reported to admin and a fine of £300

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By *ighlandguy1000Man
over a year ago

Inverness

How about a nice meal with intelligent conversation and a couple of drinks. Then back to your place for a slow sensual massage and then go with the flow

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Why are all the blokes just too far away

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Only in if restraint isn't a problem

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

[Removed by poster at 01/07/15 12:38:59]

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By *iscomanMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I am here for you ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok my interest?

it varies depending on my mood, which is currently erring towards friendly relaxed banter, lots of tender kissing and foreplay followed by soft slow sensuous screwing... form an orderly queue ladies

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Can I just clarify.... Is it the lady that's looking to be fucked...or the lady looking to fuck...

I might sound pedantic but my bottom is a no go area.. sorry ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No men listed thier interests yet. Is this the usual laziness of the single guy"
because you have barred single men

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Can I just clarify.... Is it the lady that's looking to be fucked...or the lady looking to fuck...

I might sound pedantic but my bottom is a no go area.. sorry ladies. "

It's what the two of you decide: the female can send her 'Fancy a Fuck', elucidating if she feels this warrants her dedication of time and energy.

It's payback time, for all the 'FAF' type messages we get, day in, day out.

Glad it's working well for many of you so far. It's a shame Shag's not on, as he's overdue a good bush tucker trial or two.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Otherwise, there are usually a range of forum posts seeking pegging, so any guys desirous of such wayward pleasures may be better off posting there: though your post here could add that you're open to be pegged.

Don't worry, I'll keep this thread and successors open during the extended heatwave, so you'll have time to meet outside of work hours etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be bothered to send individual messages so "Anyone fancy...... a social meet, cold drink & see what happens?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just clarify.... Is it the lady that's looking to be fucked...or the lady looking to fuck...

I might sound pedantic but my bottom is a no go area.. sorry ladies. "

A lady can fuck you without touching your arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy anything in this heat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol open to offers,

Coffee locally , or maybe a Lille bucks fizz over brunch?

... Meet ya half way for a lill hot an' heavy ravaging ?

To be honest it's a lill too warm for much else than oral standing infront of a fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a social meet but I also like the frenzied passion of a spontaneous meet where you just meet and not mich is said.

I like lots of kissing, licking and whatever takes our fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow women sending blokes fancy a F...K msg..... Maybe there is such a thing as rocking horse S..T after all then..... You be telling me Lord Lucan has been seen on Blackpool prom next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are all the blokes just too far away "

It`s only a short motorway journey for meee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol open to offers,

Coffee locally , or maybe a Lille bucks fizz over brunch?

... Meet ya half way for a lill hot an' heavy ravaging ?

To be honest it's a lill too warm for much else than oral standing infront of a fan "

Has fan will travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I've covered all angles, fancy a pint, fancy a chat with a brew and fancy a variation of a fuck all sent.

Anyone that has Wimbledon tickets and cares to share - can have anything they fancy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in but ladies, you MUST follow the rules:

No one liners

No copy and paste

Be between 5ft 6 and 5 ft 7

Shoe size 11

Bra size 36C

Blonde but no roots showing

Age between 36yrs 2 months and 4 days to 36 years 4 months and 3 days

Name mustn't include the letters g, d, j or c

Must provide full length photo of you skydiving through hoops of fire

Must pay for a room

Include a detailed description of your kinkiest sex session (min 1,500 words)

Must include the code word "matron!" in the email header to prove you've read this

Failure to do so will be instant block and delete, reported to admin and a fine of £300 "

Admin have emailed and said the fine is an "unreasonable penalty ".

Apparently buggery with a cactus is allowed though. Just need Tina to authorise the insurance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've covered all angles, fancy a pint, fancy a chat with a brew and fancy a variation of a fuck all sent.

Anyone that has Wimbledon tickets and cares to share - can have anything they fancy. "

I have geet the Wombles on DVD if that`s of any use...... And anything I fancy?..... Ok then I will have a slice of cake please aunt Sally

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Not many ladies here but I need a bit of cheering up....if anyone wants to send a confidence-boosting FAF message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've covered all angles, fancy a pint, fancy a chat with a brew and fancy a variation of a fuck all sent.

Anyone that has Wimbledon tickets and cares to share - can have anything they fancy. "

Hmmm I got offered tickets yesterday wow the value has just quadrupled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello there, this sounds like fun. I like role play, partially clothed exploration, anal, oral and a whole host of other sensual and sexual exploits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message sent with lots of pussie shots as an extra kick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have geet the Wombles on DVD if that`s of any use...... And anything I fancy?..... Ok then I will have a slice of cake please aunt Sally "

No, I need real Wimbledon - haven't you seen Djokovic in shorts ! Wellington just isn't of the same ilk.

I have carrot cake ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not many ladies here but I need a bit of cheering up....if anyone wants to send a confidence-boosting FAF message? "

I can send you a tit pic if you like...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big dick wanted attempt to destroy me at own risk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not many ladies here but I need a bit of cheering up....if anyone wants to send a confidence-boosting FAF message?

I can send you a tit pic if you like... "

Haha brilliant if he's mail box if full I can make room mine mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not many ladies here but I need a bit of cheering up....if anyone wants to send a confidence-boosting FAF message?

I can send you a tit pic if you like...

Haha brilliant if he's mail box if full I can make room mine mine "

Haha brilliant if his mail box if full I can make room in mine.. dam auto correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew this would work, my inbox is practically bursting at the seams....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message sent with lots of pussie shots as an extra kick "

It never arrived (obviously a glitch with the system) can you send me it again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not I am in as well. I got the haribos X

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By *44bertCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in. Woman must like socks though "

I love socks, I'll even let you leave them on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in adore curvy bigger ladies

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Not many ladies here but I need a bit of cheering up....if anyone wants to send a confidence-boosting FAF message?

I can send you a tit pic if you like... "

Ahh, now that's very kind of you.

Thanks for my other messages ladies. You know how to make a man smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today my interests are mainly aircon,beer gardens,ice cold cider and scantily clad ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put my name in the hat

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Can I put my name in the hat "

I think tiny trucker has his penis in it atm

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Oh, it's a balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I put my name in the hat

I think tiny trucker has his penis in it atm "

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Meee meee meee hope that doesn't sound too desperate

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Oooo I got a nice sexy message

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Sod it. I've sent one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK I have been thinking long and hard about my interests so here it goes,

I like Women of a similar build and a little bigger and I like Sex in all positions

Waits patiently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm free!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in by the way ladies.

You know, just in case all the chaps you wrote to blocked you...........

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I'd love a FAF message from a hot NW woman. I can offer air conditioning tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love a FAF message from a hot NW woman. I can offer air conditioning tonight! "

Woo I was just about to say I will fuck any man who has air con or a pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I await my 'Do you fancy a fuck?' message with anticipation "

Me too

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I'd love a FAF message from a hot NW woman. I can offer air conditioning tonight!

Woo I was just about to say I will fuck any man who has air con or a pool "

If only you were closer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sod it. I've sent one."

I have too but got confused & sent it to a guy who posted on another thread I was reading.

I blame the weather...

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Sod it. I've sent one.

I have too but got confused & sent it to a guy who posted on another thread I was reading.

I blame the weather... "

Let us know if you get a result anyway though.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I sent one earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK I have been thinking long and hard about my interests so here it goes,

I like Women of a similar build and a little bigger and I like Sex in all positions

Waits patiently

"

2 hours and nothing, My patience is wearing thin

But a naughty picture speaks a thousand words

I will if you will,

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"I sent one earlier "

Old friends don't count do they?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

This is too complicated for my tiny brain to handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is too complicated for my tiny brain to handle"

Fancy a fuck....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind a day of being inundated with messages, however short and to the point they are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my interests are squirters, busty women, alternative women, any that can blow bubble gum bubbles and smokers. Any one of those floats my boat

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"This is too complicated for my tiny brain to handle

Fancy a fuck.... "

That's not complicated!

Why not?

*smiles in a way that is not entirely reassuring*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's time for that occasional event, due to the exceptional heatwave circumstances. Payback time- females send the Fancy A Fuck messages to the guys.

Women, get your names down and then get your fuck pleasures. Females from couples eligible too.

Guys, list your interest here to whet the appetites of the women. To prevent overload with a thread full of guys - men, please post your message after a female has done so.

Women do the picking of the desired service provider of your choice and send the fancy a fuck message to the victim, sorry willing partner. No need for pleasantries - you've received these messages yourself, so follow that harsher style of demanding your fucking. "

My head hurts after reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now my interests mostly involve somewhere air conditioned...

:P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/07/15 22:02:17]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is like I've entered a parallel universe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok here goes

Would any ladies like to be put in some stocks have ice cubes rubbed all over there behind and then a naughty bottom spanking

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've two possible explanations for my box being empty.

1) it's broken...

2) someone's hacked it and is out with the ladies having fun...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I sent one earlier

Old friends don't count do they? "

Apparently not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've two possible explanations for my box being empty.

1) it's broken...

2) someone's hacked it and is out with the ladies having fun... "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't be bothered to send individual messages so "Anyone fancy...... a social meet, cold drink & see what happens?" "

Next time im in reading yep.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I can gladly report with utmost confidence that I have received an unambiguously affirmative response.

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

I'm in and my willingness would lead me to sucking.ur husband off as you watch or join me, being victim sub for any hubby who's wife wants them to fuck me, any dirty gurl who wants to peg me

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm in and my willingness would lead me to sucking.ur husband off as you watch or join me, being victim sub for any hubby who's wife wants them to fuck me, any dirty gurl who wants to peg me "

Da fuq?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a willing submissive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a willing submissive"

That counts me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a willing submissive

That counts me out "

Oh I'm sure you could be...trained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"females send the Fancy A Fuck messages... No need for pleasantries - you've received these messages yourself, so follow that harsher style of demanding your fucking. "

So, should the fellas respond appropriately by deleting the unread messages?

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton


"I'm in and my willingness would lead me to sucking.ur husband off as you watch or join me, being victim sub for any hubby who's wife wants them to fuck me, any dirty gurl who wants to peg me

Da fuq?"

You have a problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has no-one sorted the glitch in the system yet? the flood of FAF messages I'm obviously being sent is still not getting through...

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Cover me in chocolate and throw me to the ladies I am in lol x

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Glad it's rolling on well. Despite the little bit of rain, it's officially still heatwave FAF season.

Too much moaning about lack of faf messages and guys will be forced to perform in a group for our pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in...free now...

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By *arkl1977Man
over a year ago

london

Got to get involved! I'm in!!

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

All glitches sorted, all messages from females now have a super clear high bandwidth highway to inboxes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you women stop asking me for a fuck I can't do all of you at my age , I'll pick the lucky six

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone actually get ANY messages or am i the only 1 who got none

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Any more FAF ERS out there .. All offers gratefully received x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone actually get ANY messages or am i the only 1 who got none "

Maybe the people who did get them are just quietly grinning like loons, and not posting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message sent with lots of pussie shots as an extra kick

It never arrived (obviously a glitch with the system) can you send me it again? "

Bloody hell did it not oh shucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone actually get ANY messages or am i the only 1 who got none "

Nope nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I'm gonna get a message anytime now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone actually get ANY messages or am i the only 1 who got none "

None from the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry fellas, the glitch meant that I got them. I'm currently taking on fluids before I go for thr next one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry fellas, the glitch meant that I got them. I'm currently taking on fluids before I go for thr next one. "

Lad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone actually get ANY messages or am i the only 1 who got none "
No lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry fellas, the glitch meant that I got them. I'm currently taking on fluids before I go for thr next one. "

NEXT!

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I cant send you all sympathy FAF messages fellas, due to your inbox glitches. But there'll be drinks at the bar on Friday. Shag, you can have a protein shake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I'm gonna get a message anytime now."

Yeah just like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like someone to be gentle with me. No hard fucking, no bashing inside my pussy trying to make me squirt, no sticking your tongue down my throat... Or your cock for that matter.

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By *ornyspunkMan
over a year ago

trucking all over

I'm game soft or hard however you want me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to meet a lady in a summer dress. Enjoy a walk in the country with some suggestive and teasing conversation. Hand holding, building up to more intimate touching as the conversation develops. Then if the opportunity arises a slow sensual session outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Few messages sent....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for this xxx

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I'd like someone to be gentle with me. No hard fucking, no bashing inside my pussy trying to make me squirt, no sticking your tongue down my throat... Or your cock for that matter. "

Take your pick from the guys here, send that Fancy a Fuck message

Though add your parameters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I'm gonna get a message anytime now.

Yeah just like me "

Or not...hahahaa...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just bought haribos and wine..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just bought haribos and wine.. "

Not big on wine.......you have any cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm game

Interests kissing teasing and general debauchery

Happy to do a social and travel or accomodate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That will teach her " BLOCKED Am not easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few messages sent...."

A few? That's just greedy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few messages sent....

A few? That's just greedy. "

You got yours....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few messages sent....

A few? That's just greedy.

You got yours...."

That's true......

Now just got to work out the logistics......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I'm gonna get a message anytime now.

Yeah just like me "

I'm sure it's on it's way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I'm gonna get a message anytime now.

Yeah just like me

I'm sure it's on it's way."

I knew it!

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By *nfinity1Man
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

I'm game

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Yes I've pulled. Copy and paste the magic message and send to multiple men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I've pulled. Copy and paste the magic message and send to multiple men. "

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Knew I should've read the instructions

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