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Fecking Flies !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Grrrr they are so annoying !! The big ones you can hear, hunt and get rid of but the little annoying fuckers that disappear and then when your settling down decide to come and land on you !

Off to get some RAID later grrrr little feckers !!

That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nick one of those zappers they have in your local butchers

you'll have immense satisfaction of Buzzzz Zzzzap

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Try biting horseflies - buggers got me already!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Get one of those electric fly swats.... Letsbe and I had great fun the other year leaping round the bedroom getting them!!

They are also good for a bit of kinky fuckery

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol some good tips My old local pub had one of those zappers ( looks like a tennis racket ) They were great fun lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I have read that hanging a bag of water with pennies in it over the door stops flies coming in...not tried it out though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have read that hanging a bag of water with pennies in it over the door stops flies coming in...not tried it out though. "

Yeh i heard about that, it does work apparently

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

They can never find their way back out either .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They can never find their way back out either ."

How annoying is that !! Have had one sitting on the edge of a wide open window went to shoo it out and instead fecking flew back in !!!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I saw something on Facebook the other day, it was along the lines of:

Get a plastic zip bag, half fill it with water, add a few pennies into it. Hang it by the doorway and the flies wont come in past it.

The replies all said it worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no flies here. have a shower, you stinky lot

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By *imeonSimonCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"no flies here. have a shower, you stinky lot "
Some bad odours do tend to linger, I'd try strong bleach.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Walked the dog through the forest today, they are starting to become a pest.

Suspect I looked like I was self flagellating, not a look I want to project.

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Get more spiders in the place.

I never throw out or kill spiders unless they violate the house rules and I rarely get any flies.

And if I do they seem to vanish.

Rule 1. No going further than halfway down the wall.

Rule 2. No going in the bath or the toilet room.

Rule 3. No making webs across door frames or anywhere I may walk into them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our only time is DONT WEAR BLOODY YELLOW!! Spent last weekend in yellow at Silverstone all of us were covered in little tiny black flies for our entire shift!!!!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Try biting horseflies - buggers got me already!"

I got one hell of a horsefly bite on my leg fecker got me in work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grrrr they are so annoying !! The big ones you can hear, hunt and get rid of but the little annoying fuckers that disappear and then when your settling down decide to come and land on you !

Off to get some RAID later grrrr little feckers !!

That is all. "

close your legs theyll fuck off .... boom boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walked the dog through the forest today, they are starting to become a pest.

Suspect I looked like I was self flagellating, not a look I want to project. "

Agghhh that made me laugh...

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

get net for the doors .. Ikea £5 for two will cover a patio door and buy a zapper racquet . they are brill , just sit and swipe .

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ya can have hours of endless fun pinging laggy bands at 'em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate when I'm out cycling and a fly hits you right in the eyeball, that happened to me the other evening, I could really feel it, it felt like a bullet!

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