FabSwingers.com forum: Things you shouldn't do naked

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Are there any things that shouldn't be done naked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frying bacon is #1

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Jumping over stinging nettles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ramble on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star jumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trampolining - unless you want black

eyes!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"BBQ "

It would be horrible to get your sausages mixed up.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Frying bacon is #1"

Stick it under the grill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironing.

I burnt my tummy once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironing!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Shopping.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Jumping over stinging nettles

When I first started reading the fora there was a thread about the joy of stinging nettles on ones genitals.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Welding

(I once got 'sun'-burnt welding topless)

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go down a slide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ironing.

I burnt my tummy once

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ramble on."

Off to gaol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear a burkha.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Doing a moonwalk (not the Michael Jackson kind of moonwalk though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chopping Chilli's and having a scratch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water divining.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Star jumps"

Do men experience a clackers effect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shopping is a general no no.. I would probably be more interested if it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star jumps

Do men experience a clackers effect?

Pendulum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go into Barnsley's Tourist Information Office ( do thy have one?) and ask where the nudie beach is.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Trampolining - unless you want black

eyes! "

I've seen some men with low hanging scrota but that's ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shopping is a general no no.. I would probably be more interested if it was"

Avoid the knicker ( nay bloomer) section at Boyes stores if it does.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Hang around in bushes

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ironing.

I burnt my tummy once

There used to be picture on here of a man ironing naked. Who was that man? Identify yourself and make that picture public please.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Going into the loft half asleep for something needed there and then as you might burn your back scarring it for life on a light bulb attached to one of the beams.

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work in a Butchers...,..

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Shopping."

Men going into food shops without a top on gives me the heebie jeebies.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Bus driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shopping.

Men going into food shops without a top on gives me the heebie jeebies.

No shirt, No Shoes, No Service!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I do most things naked .

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hang around in bushes "

Even in Penge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ironing.

I burnt my tummy once

There used to be picture on here of a man ironing naked. Who was that man? Identify yourself and make that picture public please.

You mean someone copied?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I do most things naked .

You are probably most qualified to answer the question then.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ironing.

I burnt my tummy once

There used to be picture on here of a man ironing naked. Who was that man? Identify yourself and make that picture public please.

You mean someone copied?

This was waaaay before you were on here.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Chop logs!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Going into the loft half asleep for something needed there and then as you might burn your back scarring it for life on a light bulb attached to one of the beams.

Him "

Ouch! Who would do something as daft as that?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Go zorbing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurdles ..... That could hurt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean someone copied?

This was waaaay before you were on here.

(and I only took this about 10 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BBQ "

Indeed. You could end up cooking the wrong sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A strip tease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint balling

However I presume someone would find pleasure through the pain haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women shouldn't do the splits when naked.

Getting stuck is not a good look.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Ironing.

I burnt my tummy once

There used to be picture on here of a man ironing naked. Who was that man? Identify yourself and make that picture public please.

Private Parts

i still ahve a copy in my personal file.. I mean research I mean.. oh hell ,, spank bank

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You mean someone copied?

This was waaaay before you were on here.

(and I only took this about 10 weeks ago

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As you've got the board up could you do the dress and two skirts hanging on the side? Ta.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ironing.

I burnt my tummy once

There used to be picture on here of a man ironing naked. Who was that man? Identify yourself and make that picture public please.

Private Parts

i still ahve a copy in my personal file.. I mean research I mean.. oh hell ,, spank bank

PP, ah yes. I'll have a look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up to court

Gives new meaning to the term "all rise"

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Women shouldn't do the splits when naked.

Getting stuck is not a good look.

I read a description today that I think I might add to my profile: The sort of fat where you cover her in flour, roll her and see where the wet part sticks.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A strip tease. "

How about a dress tease?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hitch hike on M1

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Women shouldn't do the splits when naked.

its ok , I cant do them dressed either..

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By *igerclawsCouple
over a year ago

cork

Lol lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any things that shouldn't be done naked?

Embalming.

Serving school dinners.

Having tea with your nan.

I expect there's more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any things that shouldn't be done naked?

Jim's mum.

Don't ask why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A strip tease.

How about a dress tease?

I fall over putting my knickers on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed the crocodiles.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"A strip tease.

How about a dress tease?

I fall over putting my knickers on"

Well, while you're down there....

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By *igerclawsCouple
over a year ago

cork

Feed a hungry dog

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ironing.

I burnt my tummy once

There used to be picture on here of a man ironing naked. Who was that man? Identify yourself and make that picture public please.

You mean someone copied?

This was waaaay before you were on here.

Think I made one of the first comments about him burning something when he first put it up, but can't remember who it was though

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ironing.

I burnt my tummy once

There used to be picture on here of a man ironing naked. Who was that man? Identify yourself and make that picture public please.

You mean someone copied?

This was waaaay before you were on here.

Think I made one of the first comments about him burning something when he first put it up, but can't remember who it was though

_sm says it's Private Parts. It's not in his current collection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ironing.

I burnt my tummy once

There used to be picture on here of a man ironing naked. Who was that man? Identify yourself and make that picture public please.

You mean someone copied?

This was waaaay before you were on here.

Think I made one of the first comments about him burning something when he first put it up, but can't remember who it was though

_sm says it's Private Parts. It's not in his current collection.

I use to chat to a guy on cam who would be ironing naked

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Going into the loft half asleep for something needed there and then as you might burn your back scarring it for life on a light bulb attached to one of the beams.

Him

Ouch! Who would do something as daft as that?"

A very sleepy idiot who felt it necessary to check the boiler system about two in the morning after being woken with a very noisy rumbling noise above the bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Undressing?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Jumping over stinging nettles

When I first started reading the fora there was a thread about the joy of stinging nettles on ones genitals.

Oh I remember seeing that one too!!! I think it was a wind up.....at least I hope it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skydive....I hear it really hurts

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Ironing.

I burnt my tummy once

There used to be picture on here of a man ironing naked. Who was that man? Identify yourself and make that picture public please.

You mean someone copied?

This was waaaay before you were on here.

Think I made one of the first comments about him burning something when he first put it up, but can't remember who it was though

_sm says it's Private Parts. It's not in his current collection.

Twas I.

Went to the ether when the old solo profile died. Doubt it's lying around on the laptop but I'll have a look tomorrow as I'm off to head office for the last time ever today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open the door when the Jehovas Witnesses come knockin. ..... or maybe. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Riverdance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk through nettles when taking nuddy out door pictures

Ouchie !

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"I do most things naked .

You are probably most qualified to answer the question then.

Cant think of anything I ironed and burnt my belly. I got tray's out of oven and burnt belly and arm. I slipped in the aviary and broke my arm and did the splits . Had to get kit on and call a neighbour to help.

and last week fell off a step ladder on the patio broke a finger and badly bruised other areas..

the best was moving a sunbed with a chap coming to help at Kestrels put my foot down a bloody hole hidden in the grass and went ass over tit naked

badly sprained my ankle had to drive to hospital and spent a week off work. ( didnt even get a phone call to see if I was ok )

so doing anything naked has the potential for harm in my case.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Open the door when the Jehovas Witnesses come knockin. ..... or maybe. ...

That is a really good way to get rid of cold callers actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Observe chimpanzees in the wild at close quarters.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I do most things naked .

You are probably most qualified to answer the question then.

and last week fell off a step ladder on the patio broke a finger and badly bruised other areas..

the best was moving a sunbed with a chap coming to help at Kestrels put my foot down a bloody hole hidden in the grass and went ass over tit naked

badly sprained my ankle had to drive to hospital and spent a week off work. ( didnt even get a phone call to see if I was ok )

so doing anything naked has the potential for harm in my case.

And yet... you remain naked.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

use a chainsaw...eeeeek

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Pole vaulting, windows are a lot lower then they used to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watering the plants on a second floor balcony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shopping at the late night asda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tip a full mug of fresh hot coffee over the groin area - did this earlier clothed and im sore as hell - naked would have been so much worse

but im a naturist so it was a close one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curl hair with very very very hot tong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the gym unless everyone had to go naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Door to door sales...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chopping cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand near the bar on naked Wednesday at Tease when the bar lsdy has access to copious amounts of ice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watering the plants on a second floor balcony."

Why not go toilet ??

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By *heDevilsinthedetailMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Work in a Butchers...,.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick the kids up from school.

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

I went to the beach in Alicante a week or so back there was an old bloke doing naked stretching exercices on the beach. Let's just say introducing the chocolate starfish to the beach was a bit much.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"BBQ

It would be horrible to get your sausages mixed up.

never had a problem at our naked camp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use any kind of cutting tool! Or clamping for that matter!

Who ever said answer the door to Jehovah's witnesses its stops them knocking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook if I shave my belly hair you can still see the scar

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