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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's yours?

Mine is I wake at an ungodly time..check phone for time ..toilet ,wash hands of course then go feed the cats as the kettle boils and then back to bed with my green tea, pop on here to perve and flirt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake at whatever time body clock decides.

Espresso, chill for 20 then either bag, bike or run depending on how I feel.

Then shower and a perve

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

Shower breakfast shave and teeth. If I'm on my own all naked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wake at whatever time body clock decides.

Espresso, chill for 20 then either bag, bike or run depending on how I feel.

Then shower and a perve "

You Perv...never

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shower breakfast shave and teeth. If I'm on my own all naked. "

My shower comes later if I'm alone if I'm not alone my shower comes when I drag him in there

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gallons of tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gallons of tea "

Your going to need the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't do tea until after I've eaten!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't do tea until after I've eaten! "

I only ever drink green tea

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Gallons of tea

Your going to need the loo "

Good job it's only 3 yards from ma chair, and I'm gonna soak some of it up with a bacon & mushroom butty in a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gallons of tea

Your going to need the loo

Good job it's only 3 yards from ma chair, and I'm gonna soak some of it up with a bacon & mushroom butty in a bit "

Way too early for food but if you do one about 10 then I will have a dippy egg on mine ty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up, kettle on, pee, feed cat, make coffee and scrambled eggs, quick shower, dress, face on, out the door. All in 30 minutes.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Wake up before the alarm, pee (wash hands), brush teeth, coffee, perve on here, shower, perve inbetween getting ready, then off to work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Up, kettle on, pee, feed cat, make coffee and scrambled eggs, quick shower, dress, face on, out the door. All in 30 minutes. "

Blimey your fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alarm goes off - snooze, snooze, snooze, snooze, snooze, snooze - eventually stagger out of bed - toilet - shower - coffee - breakfast - makeup - hair - dress - eventually leave the house 2 hours after alarm first went off.

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By *abloversCouple
over a year ago

London

Always awoken by jays tongue x then tea in bed and a quickie if the kids are asleep followed by shower and breakfast for us all

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

1) Wake whenever Sprog decides he wants breakfast.

2) Feed him.

3) (Depending on the time) put him back to bed.

4) Go back to bed.

5) wake up when he next wakes me.

6) Act like a Zombie until coffee kicks in.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up, kettle on, pee, feed cat, make coffee and scrambled eggs, quick shower, dress, face on, out the door. All in 30 minutes.

Blimey your fast "

I've got it down to a fine art!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Up, kettle on, pee, feed cat, make coffee and scrambled eggs, quick shower, dress, face on, out the door. All in 30 minutes.

Blimey your fast

I've got it down to a fine art!!!"

You sure have id still be faffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up at silly o'clock, wash , feed and walk the pooch then cuppa

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By *icklybitMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

It depends who gets "up" first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up when the sun comes up put kettle on brush teeth then a large strong coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive home , have some breakfast watch tv and perv on here then into bed and hopefully sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up, wake mutant teenage daughter, go for tea, then shower. Get mutant teenage daughter in shower. Make breakfast. Harras mutant teenager to move her arse, make her breakfast, tell mutant teenager to get a move on. Make my lunch, inform mutant teenager that she hasnt brushed her teeth. Pack my bag.

Leave house with darling mutant teenager...

The end (until tomorrow) - love mutant teenager really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It used to be wake up whenever i felt like, have breakfast then decide what to do with the day

Now

Wake up to small puppy sat on my head biting my ears and hair until i get up to let him go for a wee and give him a feed then its back up to bed so he can play with his toys and get cuddles off me until we fall back to sleep for a few hours (if im lucky)

Then its walks, work, walks, clean up garden, mop floors and play with him when im free!

Today is a lazy day so might go down ti hickorys for breakfast in a bit

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Alarm goes off. Next alarm goes off. Next alarm goes off. Next ala.....

Finally wake up just before the time I'm supposed to leave for work, panic, wee, wash face, brush teeth, scrape hair into bobble, cleanse tone and moisturise, realise no time for make up again.

Dress, feed cats, go to work (which is where I finally get my coffee and breakfast and do my makeup!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up, kettle on, pee, feed cat, make coffee and scrambled eggs, quick shower, dress, face on, out the door. All in 30 minutes. "

My kinda lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up, pee(wash hands), perve, breakie, perve, shit, shower, perve, brush teeth, perve, get dress, perve.

Umm.. I think I see a pattern.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My routine at uni was wake up to a grumpy shit in the morning, about 8 am, sometimes later, got some breakfast, felt sick, was sick, went to uni feeling really sick (it was exam time), do my exams, come home and cry. Rinse and repeat.

Now I'm free of uni and everything associated with it, and moved to the countryside, I want to try and be up with my little brother to take him to school!

But the deal normally is wake up, check phone, stagger to the loo, come back, spend a few minutes in bed. (this is prime cuddling opportunity right there ) then go and make a venti coffee in my starbucks mug, sip it slowly and check fab, or whatever else, maybe if there's yesterday's paper, read that too. Get dressed and carry on with my day. Today I'm very busy and I've got lots of work to do! :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wake up, pee(wash hands), perve, breakie, perve, shit, shower, perve, brush teeth, perve, get dress, perve.

Umm.. I think I see a pattern."

PERV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up, coffee, commute to work with Fab on my phone!

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

Wake up. Check here and face ache!!!

Toilet, shower, dress.

put kettle n on while its boiling sort cats out.

Drink tea, have breakfast.

clean teeth.

go off to work x

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

depends on if alone or not

wake up hopefully before lady get up go for pee wash hands back to bed snuggles up to lady kissing her shoulder and back of her neck start to tease and play for morning sex

on own alarm goes off snooze snooze snooze get up go for pee wash coffee x 2 out the door unless slept in then its one coffee out the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up, kettle on, pee, feed cat, make coffee and scrambled eggs, quick shower, dress, face on, out the door. All in 30 minutes. "

Please teach Mrsdpt this art form

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend


"Up, kettle on, pee, feed cat, make coffee and scrambled eggs, quick shower, dress, face on, out the door. All in 30 minutes.

Please teach Mrsdpt this art form "

I'd like to second that motion lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up, get my son up and ready for school. Go back to sleep once he's set off.

Wake up again later, make a brew, start playing game son my phone and drink my brew.

Do all the housework.

Find other shit to do, maybe go out, maybe not.

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By *hatFellaNZMan
over a year ago

London

Wake up

Make coffee

Prayer & meditation

Quick 15 min workout with stretches

Check email

Shower & shave

Make/drink another coffee

Change for work

Pack my shit

Make breakfast smoothie and drink en route to work

But if I'm really tired, it goes: Shower, coffee, change, pack and leave.

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