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If you had to have sex with a forumite RIGHT NOW Part 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?

(Carrying on from the previous!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?

(Carrying on from the previous!)"

Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?

(Carrying on from the previous!)

Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....? "

very smoothly done there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?

(Carrying on from the previous!)

Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....? "

Your subtlety astounds me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?

(Carrying on from the previous!)

Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?

Your subtlety astounds me "

Haha I'm about as subtle as a sledge hammer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm going to bed now so ladies if you're going to fight over me make sure you use baby oil and don't forget to tape it,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?

(Carrying on from the previous!)

Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?

Your subtlety astounds me

Haha I'm about as subtle as a sledge hammer!"

I might have noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?

(Carrying on from the previous!)

Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?

very smoothly done there "

You smooth mother fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?

(Carrying on from the previous!)

Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?

very smoothly done there

You smooth mother fucker "

Ooh, more dirty pretty things. Would you like to join Harley and I....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're gonna be busy Harley, get yourself to Stoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?

(Carrying on from the previous!)

Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?

very smoothly done there

You smooth mother fucker

Ooh, more dirty pretty things. Would you like to join Harley and I....? "

You could watch I suppose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're gonna be busy Harley, get yourself to Stoke "

Bloody hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am providing the haribos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?

(Carrying on from the previous!)

Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?

very smoothly done there

You smooth mother fucker

Ooh, more dirty pretty things. Would you like to join Harley and I....?

You could watch I suppose "

Is this a foursome or a fivesome??

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Chicken sandwich, filters and a can of drink!!! Get it right, gawd!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am providing the haribos "

Halftime refreshments

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chicken sandwich, filters and a can of drink!!! Get it right, gawd!!! "

You joining?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am providing the haribos

Halftime refreshments "
YEs that's it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?

(Carrying on from the previous!)

Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?

very smoothly done there

You smooth mother fucker

Ooh, more dirty pretty things. Would you like to join Harley and I....?

You could watch I suppose

Is this a foursome or a fivesome??"

Can I get involved too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?

(Carrying on from the previous!)

Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?

very smoothly done there

You smooth mother fucker

Ooh, more dirty pretty things. Would you like to join Harley and I....?

You could watch I suppose "

Now hey, I begrudge being omitted from my own fantasy. I must ask you to refrain from ostracising me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?

(Carrying on from the previous!)

Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?

very smoothly done there

You smooth mother fucker

Ooh, more dirty pretty things. Would you like to join Harley and I....?

You could watch I suppose

Is this a foursome or a fivesome??

Can I get involved too? "

More of an orgy now I think! We're gonna need more than just haribos!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?

(Carrying on from the previous!)

Well you're a dirty pretty thing, can I just have you....?

very smoothly done there

You smooth mother fucker

Ooh, more dirty pretty things. Would you like to join Harley and I....?

You could watch I suppose

Is this a foursome or a fivesome??

Can I get involved too? "

Nice bum

Hop in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If shag is providing the sweets, I'll provide the drinks

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"You're gonna be busy Harley, get yourself to Stoke

Bloody hell "

Can I come to stoke too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're gonna be busy Harley, get yourself to Stoke

Bloody hell

Can I come to stoke too? "

Yep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haribo sales are going to go through the roof at this rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty pretty thing ...

I would .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're gonna be busy Harley, get yourself to Stoke

Bloody hell

Can I come to stoke too? "

You better had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're gonna be busy Harley, get yourself to Stoke

Bloody hell

Can I come to stoke too?

You better had "

Can I have a stroke too ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If shag is providing the sweets, I'll provide the drinks "
Yes. I will have a Fanta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're gonna be busy Harley, get yourself to Stoke

Bloody hell

Can I come to stoke too?

You better had

Can I have a stroke too ?? "

Hell yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're gonna be busy Harley, get yourself to Stoke

Bloody hell

Can I come to stoke too?

You better had

Can I have a stroke too ??

Hell yeah "

Can I come? I'll bring haribo

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Chicken sandwich, filters and a can of drink!!! Get it right, gawd!!!

You joining?"

Always

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're gonna be busy Harley, get yourself to Stoke

Bloody hell

Can I come to stoke too?

You better had

Can I have a stroke too ??

Hell yeah

Can I come? I'll bring haribo "

You can always cum my dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who'd have thought it..........Stoke, popular

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

I wanna play I wanna play

I'll bring Haribos and Flumps and Refresher bars and Drumstick lollies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're gonna be busy Harley, get yourself to Stoke

Bloody hell

Can I come to stoke too?

You better had

Can I have a stroke too ??

Hell yeah

Can I come? I'll bring haribo

You can always cum my dear."

Why thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're gonna be busy Harley, get yourself to Stoke

Bloody hell

Can I come to stoke too?

You better had

Can I have a stroke too ??

Hell yeah

Can I come? I'll bring haribo

You can always cum my dear.

Why thankyou "

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about me, I'm feeling left out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about me, I'm feeling left out "

Round 6?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about me, I'm feeling left out "

I'm on my way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about me, I'm feeling left out

Round 6? "

I think we're on about 20 now aren't we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about me, I'm feeling left out

I'm on my way! "

Ooohhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about me, I'm feeling left out

Round 6?

I think we're on about 20 now aren't we "

Lucky 21 then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about me, I'm feeling left out

Round 6?

I think we're on about 20 now aren't we

Lucky 21 then "

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about me, I'm feeling left out

Round 6?

I think we're on about 20 now aren't we

Lucky 21 then

Oh go on then "

Woohoo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.

But probably a bus to fit everyone on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.

But probably a bus to fit everyone on "

National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.

But probably a bus to fit everyone on

National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet "

Think of all the fun that could bring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.

But probably a bus to fit everyone on

National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet "

No disrespect to "A twosome" but make sure it's a return ticket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chicken sandwich, filters and a can of drink!!! Get it right, gawd!!! "

No...you owe me the cash for the drink sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.

But probably a bus to fit everyone on

National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet

Think of all the fun that could bring"

I'm already planning how we can modify it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.

But probably a bus to fit everyone on

National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet

Think of all the fun that could bring

I'm already planning how we can modify it "

Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.

But probably a bus to fit everyone on

National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet

Think of all the fun that could bring

I'm already planning how we can modify it

Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed "

I think we'd need a bigger bed then that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.

But probably a bus to fit everyone on

National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet

Think of all the fun that could bring

I'm already planning how we can modify it

Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed

I think we'd need a bigger bed then that "

Need room for the hot tub as well though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.

But probably a bus to fit everyone on

National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet

Think of all the fun that could bring

I'm already planning how we can modify it

Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed

I think we'd need a bigger bed then that "

Personally I'd of utilised all the space for a few subwoofers

But a water bed could work, no high heels though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.

But probably a bus to fit everyone on

National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet

Think of all the fun that could bring

I'm already planning how we can modify it

Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed

I think we'd need a bigger bed then that

Personally I'd of utilised all the space for a few subwoofers

But a water bed could work, no high heels though

"

Good point that ol' 33hz vibe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.

But probably a bus to fit everyone on

National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet

Think of all the fun that could bring

I'm already planning how we can modify it

Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed

I think we'd need a bigger bed then that

Personally I'd of utilised all the space for a few subwoofers

But a water bed could work, no high heels though

"

Why not, we could turn it into a water party

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.

But probably a bus to fit everyone on

National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet

Think of all the fun that could bring

I'm already planning how we can modify it

Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed

I think we'd need a bigger bed then that

Personally I'd of utilised all the space for a few subwoofers

But a water bed could work, no high heels though

Good point that ol' 33hz vibe"

What on earth?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to have sex with any forumites but a night out with Howard1978, Anna Anon, Mr & Mrs ddc, Danberks & Walkingtaff would be a great laugh I reckon & better than any sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.

But probably a bus to fit everyone on

National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet

Think of all the fun that could bring

I'm already planning how we can modify it

Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed

I think we'd need a bigger bed then that

Personally I'd of utilised all the space for a few subwoofers

But a water bed could work, no high heels though

Good point that ol' 33hz vibe"

Oh yes! My ports tuned to 33hz

Rib cage rattling behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.

But probably a bus to fit everyone on

National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet

Think of all the fun that could bring

I'm already planning how we can modify it

Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed

I think we'd need a bigger bed then that

Personally I'd of utilised all the space for a few subwoofers

But a water bed could work, no high heels though

Good point that ol' 33hz vibe

What on earth?!"

Something to do with the subwoofers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't want to have sex with any forumites but a night out with Howard1978, Anna Anon, Mr & Mrs ddc, Danberks & Walkingtaff would be a great laugh I reckon & better than any sex."

That's because you haven't had sex with me.......best 3 minutes of your life guaranteed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't want to have sex with any forumites but a night out with Howard1978, Anna Anon, Mr & Mrs ddc, Danberks & Walkingtaff would be a great laugh I reckon & better than any sex."

And Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who's for Dirrty Pretty Thing?

(Carrying on from the previous!)"

eh why are you asking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.

But probably a bus to fit everyone on

National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet

Think of all the fun that could bring

I'm already planning how we can modify it

Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed

I think we'd need a bigger bed then that

Personally I'd of utilised all the space for a few subwoofers

But a water bed could work, no high heels though

Good point that ol' 33hz vibe

Oh yes! My ports tuned to 33hz

Rib cage rattling behaviour "

In used have 4 Earthquake 15" subs in my old Mercedes, they hit 33hz a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't want to have sex with any forumites but a night out with Howard1978, Anna Anon, Mr & Mrs ddc, Danberks & Walkingtaff would be a great laugh I reckon & better than any sex.

And Tina "

For god's sake don't say Shag or I will block you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't want to have sex with any forumites but a night out with Howard1978, Anna Anon, Mr & Mrs ddc, Danberks & Walkingtaff would be a great laugh I reckon & better than any sex.

And Tina

For god's sake don't say Shag or I will block you "

And I'd want Rachael fun4u too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't want to have sex with any forumites but a night out with Howard1978, Anna Anon, Mr & Mrs ddc, Danberks & Walkingtaff would be a great laugh I reckon & better than any sex.

And Tina

For god's sake don't say Shag or I will block you "

Just Tina!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.

But probably a bus to fit everyone on

National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet

Think of all the fun that could bring

I'm already planning how we can modify it

Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed

I think we'd need a bigger bed then that

Personally I'd of utilised all the space for a few subwoofers

But a water bed could work, no high heels though

Good point that ol' 33hz vibe

Oh yes! My ports tuned to 33hz

Rib cage rattling behaviour

In used have 4 Earthquake 15" subs in my old Mercedes, they hit 33hz a lot "

4 15s was that walled by any chance or no back seats, or were they in a sealed enclosure?

I'm running two 10" JL audio W7s in a ported enclosure hitting about 145db for 10" subs they outperform 12s all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what an odd thwead,,vewy vewy odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know who.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know who."

Voldemort?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd choose Mikki

It'd be a ball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wanna clone myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know who.

Voldemort?"

Your Voldemort. Doesn't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Removed from the above poster at 00.04.31 secs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What we need now is a classic Aussie shagging wagon, like the one out off the inbetweeners 2.

But probably a bus to fit everyone on

National Express coach to Stoke seems the best bet

Think of all the fun that could bring

I'm already planning how we can modify it

Remove 4 rows of seats and install water bed

I think we'd need a bigger bed then that

Personally I'd of utilised all the space for a few subwoofers

But a water bed could work, no high heels though

Good point that ol' 33hz vibe

Oh yes! My ports tuned to 33hz

Rib cage rattling behaviour

In used have 4 Earthquake 15" subs in my old Mercedes, they hit 33hz a lot

4 15s was that walled by any chance or no back seats, or were they in a sealed enclosure?

I'm running two 10" JL audio W7s in a ported enclosure hitting about 145db for 10" subs they outperform 12s all day

"

Walled with no back seats

Phoenix gold amps in boot install.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome

I was considering a wall but don't want to completely fuck the car.

Spoke to a guy who got 4 18s in a vw polo wrote the car off but hit around 157db

I'm happy in boot boomers2 category for competitions goes up to two 10s or one 12 and the W7s run rings around most in that category

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When yer shagging in these motors do you both just lie back and let the speakers do the work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

When yer shagging in these motors do you both just lie back and let the speakers do the work?"

If you got a 20 or 30hz tone and played it continuous it would have the desired effect.

Most people have no idea what's hit them when they first sit in a car running over 140db

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awesome

I was considering a wall but don't want to completely fuck the car.

Spoke to a guy who got 4 18s in a vw polo wrote the car off but hit around 157db

I'm happy in boot boomers2 category for competitions goes up to two 10s or one 12 and the W7s run rings around most in that category "

My mate ran 8 18" Cerwin Vega subs in a Chevy day van used to hit 162db

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One last question, do you guys tow a trailer with the power plant/generator on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

One last question, do you guys tow a trailer with the power plant/generator on? "

Ha ha no but I used to run a second alternator and two Optima gel batteries in the boot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

53.5mm cable to power them and a combined fusing of over 300amps

Uprated alternators help too with upgraded wires to the battery

You'd be surprised at what standard car batteries are capable of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RUNS THROUGH NAKED

does that bring the attention from speakers, I thought this was a swinging site pffft

As you were gentlemen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"RUNS THROUGH NAKED

does that bring the attention from speakers, I thought this was a swinging site pffft

As you were gentlemen "

Hey, I'm naked too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As we were guys.

It's interesting that no women are querying your 10"ers saying oh yeah, where did u start the tape from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RUNS THROUGH NAKED

does that bring the attention from speakers, I thought this was a swinging site pffft

As you were gentlemen "

Ooops did go off on a tangent somewhat. Anyhoo o missed the streak can you do it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RUNS THROUGH NAKED

does that bring the attention from speakers, I thought this was a swinging site pffft

As you were gentlemen

Ooops did go off on a tangent somewhat. Anyhoo o missed the streak can you do it again "

Streak? Must of missed it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

As we were guys.

It's interesting that no women are querying your 10"ers saying oh yeah, where did u start the tape from.

"

Start the tape from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RUNS THROUGH NAKED

does that bring the attention from speakers, I thought this was a swinging site pffft

As you were gentlemen

Ooops did go off on a tangent somewhat. Anyhoo o missed the streak can you do it again "

What ? you missed the streak.

This naked woman ran though, big boobs too. Real swinging they were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RUNS THROUGH NAKED

does that bring the attention from speakers, I thought this was a swinging site pffft

As you were gentlemen

Ooops did go off on a tangent somewhat. Anyhoo o missed the streak can you do it again "

You should have had your bloody eyes open then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RUNS THROUGH NAKED

does that bring the attention from speakers, I thought this was a swinging site pffft

As you were gentlemen

Ooops did go off on a tangent somewhat. Anyhoo o missed the streak can you do it again

What ? you missed the streak.

This naked woman ran though, big boobs too. Real swinging they were. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

As we were guys.

It's interesting that no women are querying your 10"ers saying oh yeah, where did u start the tape from.

Start the tape from "

Yeah, as in

Me : i've got a 10" cock.

Wifey (ex) : But you started the tape (measure) from yer belly button.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RUNS THROUGH NAKED

does that bring the attention from speakers, I thought this was a swinging site pffft

As you were gentlemen

Ooops did go off on a tangent somewhat. Anyhoo o missed the streak can you do it again

Streak? Must of missed it too "

"Don't look Ethel, it's too late she's already got a free shot. Boogie der boogie der"

Classic! Especially over 140db's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

As we were guys.

It's interesting that no women are querying your 10"ers saying oh yeah, where did u start the tape from.

Start the tape from

Yeah, as in

Me : i've got a 10" cock.

Wifey (ex) : But you started the tape (measure) from yer belly button. "

Ah I was wondering what a tape had to do with speakers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm Mrs xxxhot n hornyxxx and Mrs DirtyPrettyThings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had to have sex with a forumite right now it would be a choice Mr Right Hand or Mr Left Hand nobodyelse lining up outside

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I had a dream about having sex with a fab forumite last night, does that count? Not even sure why, we've not spoken in months never mind actually met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a dream about having sex with a fab forumite last night, does that count? Not even sure why, we've not spoken in months never mind actually met "

really?

Nobody has asked who yet?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Chicken sandwich, filters and a can of drink!!! Get it right, gawd!!!

No...you owe me the cash for the drink sorry "

I've just seen this :') I bought the filters anyway so nerr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually fantasise about a few of the forumites... but i will keep that too myself

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"I had a dream about having sex with a fab forumite last night, does that count? Not even sure why, we've not spoken in months never mind actually met

really?

Nobody has asked who yet? "

Yeh I was expecting someone nosy to ask..

Ironic who actually did ask the question though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a few i would like to get my hands on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh there's a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People seem very quiet about who they fantasise about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres a few i would like to get my hands on "

Just your hands? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres a few i would like to get my hands on

Just your hands? ? "

Well my hands for a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have sex with myself, and I will in a bit!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'd have sex with myself, and I will in a bit! "

Someone suggested that I should go and do just that the other day.

At least I think that's what they meant?

A

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over a year ago


"I'd have sex with myself, and I will in a bit!

Someone suggested that I should go and do just that the other day.

At least I think that's what they meant?

A"

Haha

Were they being polite in how they said it?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'd have sex with myself, and I will in a bit!

Someone suggested that I should go and do just that the other day.

At least I think that's what they meant?

A

Haha

Were they being polite in how they said it?"

No.

Just "Go fuck yourself."

Not a hint of a "please".......

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have sex with myself, and I will in a bit!

Someone suggested that I should go and do just that the other day.

At least I think that's what they meant?

A

Haha

Were they being polite in how they said it?

No.

Just "Go fuck yourself."

Not a hint of a "please".......

A"

No manners, clearly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is Scarletta? She is gorgeous.

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