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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The last three times i've pulled (not via fab), the girls i've been with literally just licked the end of my cock and didn't go past the a bell end and it was just boring and a poor job. Also it's not like you can tell them you are doing a crap job until you finish having sex. So guys just wondering what you lot do when stuck having a terrible blowjob? Do you say or do something or do you just accept your fate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do something different that you will enjoy. Or talk to her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shove your cock down their throat & say "Suck on this bitch!!"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Not all of us like giving blowjobs but might feel it's expected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shove your cock down their throat & say "Suck on this bitch!!" "

lol I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the girls you are fucking are very inexperienced. Why not try telling them what you like? I couldn't imagine someone giving me crap oral without having to say what turns me on. Of course this can be done with tact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There should be compulsory classes for women to attend. A certificate will be awarded upon completion of the "How to suck cock properly" course and said certificate must be produceable upon demand by me, the blowjob inspector (kind of like a policeman asking to see your driving licence)

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By *oqsukkaMan
over a year ago

Brixton

Lol get a fag to suck u instead. We love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Christ what a topic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeting the wrong girls then

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Just print this out and post it on your lower abdomen. If you're committed to the idea you might get it tattooed at strategic points around your body.

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/396789

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or they could just be testing to taste. Was you clean. Some dont suck.if its been elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They must not enjoy bjs only had one that was no good at bjs the xwife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had Amy complaints...... Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And some men are terrible at performing oral sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And some men are terrible at performing oral sex. "
hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shove your cock down their throat & say "Suck on this bitch!!" "

and then end up with covered in vomit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love my helmet licked and sucked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just print this out and post it on your lower abdomen. If you're committed to the idea you might get it tattooed at strategic points around your body.

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/396789"

now that's someone who knows what she's doing!

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By *umpty dumptyMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Good answe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/06/15 13:51:57]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it happen few times, but it doesn't matter as its the goal I am after (the pussey)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And some men are terrible at performing oral sex. "
. You are right us men can be just as bad like to take it slow with a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't have to tell them it's crap to tell them what you like, surely. A bit of positive encouragement always goes a long way with me.

Or maybe they just don't want to do it, in which case it'll always be a bit rubbish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex hated bj but did it whilst swinging under pressure looked shit but the guy was getting more than i was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had Amy complaints...... Just saying "

Not surprised, you're very sexy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last three times i've pulled (not via fab), the girls i've been with literally just licked the end of my cock and didn't go past the a bell end and it was just boring and a poor job. Also it's not like you can tell them you are doing a crap job until you finish having sex. So guys just wondering what you lot do when stuck having a terrible blowjob? Do you say or do something or do you just accept your fate?"

Flip them over and rammed it up there arse dry, that'll teach him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And some men are terrible at performing oral sex. "

They are and there's no excuse for it either. Personally, I love to give oral.

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


"And some men are terrible at performing oral sex. "

I had some bloke who thought you had to literally bite it! Needless to say I never went back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or they could just be testing to taste. Was you clean. Some dont suck.if its been elsewhere. "

Absolutely true, if it's completely clean then I get stuck in, if not I do as little as possible or try to move onto sex quickly! It's amazing how many people seem oblivious to their own body odours. It's something I'm very over the top about and don't understand why everybody else doesn't take the same level of care.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or they could just be testing to taste. Was you clean. Some dont suck.if its been elsewhere.

Absolutely true, if it's completely clean then I get stuck in, if not I do as little as possible or try to move onto sex quickly! It's amazing how many people seem oblivious to their own body odours. It's something I'm very over the top about and don't understand why everybody else doesn't take the same level of care."

umm. my dick is very clean and my balls too lol. it wasn't that she gave it a quick lick and moved on. it was the fact it was about 15 minutes of complete unsatisfaction

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell


"And some men are terrible at performing oral sex.

I had some bloke who thought you had to literally bite it! Needless to say I never went back "

Well when you said "eat me".....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some girls need to be told how to do it if they are inexperienced!

One of my favourite blow jobs ive done recently i spent ages teasing his cock with little kisses and licking but not making full contact til he begged me to suck it.. Oh ive got myself horny thinking about it! I need to do that again x

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"The last three times i've pulled (not via fab), the girls i've been with literally just licked the end of my cock and didn't go past the a bell end and it was just boring and a poor job. Also it's not like you can tell them you are doing a crap job until you finish having sex. So guys just wondering what you lot do when stuck having a terrible blowjob? Do you say or do something or do you just accept your fate?"

Isn't there a saying about bad workman and blaming the tools?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manouvre into the 69 position. Women love to receive oral too, not that many guys seem to care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shove your cock down their throat & say "Suck on this bitch!!" "

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Shove your cock down their throat & say "Suck on this bitch!!" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they just need to be taught how to do it right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr tends to either change what he is doing with a meet if she isn't good... Or ask me to come help.... I can then direct in a bossy but nice way and will encourage..

I always watch how a partner does it first..but do do it for my enjoyment as much as the guys so wouldn't find it pleasurable if the guy only wanted it a certain way...

I think everyone should feel they can guide no matter what when it comes to someone giving oral on you but don't be insulting ...

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

It's hardly bloody rocket science..but you either do or you don't want to do it..Sounded like it was more your idea than theirs...also there's not a right way....my guys all like it different...

Find a woman like me who specialises in oral...

Happy blows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe they just need to be taught how to do it right. "

Could this be a new occupation for you Biscotti? I reckon I give a pretty horny blowjob so maybe I could lend a hand training up the bad b/f girls out there

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By *etsdothis010Woman
over a year ago

london


"The last three times i've pulled (not via fab), the girls i've been with literally just licked the end of my cock and didn't go past the a bell end and it was just boring and a poor job. Also it's not like you can tell them you are doing a crap job until you finish having sex. So guys just wondering what you lot do when stuck having a terrible blowjob? Do you say or do something or do you just accept your fate?"

You should have told her to take it to the back of her throat. that's how it should be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe they just need to be taught how to do it right.

Could this be a new occupation for you Biscotti? I reckon I give a pretty horny blowjob so maybe I could lend a hand training up the bad b/f girls out there"

Please see my above post about a "training course" - the pair of you can be the tutors

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By *etsdothis010Woman
over a year ago

london


"The last three times i've pulled (not via fab), the girls i've been with literally just licked the end of my cock and didn't go past the a bell end and it was just boring and a poor job. Also it's not like you can tell them you are doing a crap job until you finish having sex. So guys just wondering what you lot do when stuck having a terrible blowjob? Do you say or do something or do you just accept your fate?

You should have told her to take it to the back of her throat. that's how it should be done "

I'll temporarily make public one of my pics to show what i'm talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last three times i've pulled (not via fab), the girls i've been with literally just licked the end of my cock and didn't go past the a bell end and it was just boring and a poor job. Also it's not like you can tell them you are doing a crap job until you finish having sex. So guys just wondering what you lot do when stuck having a terrible blowjob? Do you say or do something or do you just accept your fate?

You should have told her to take it to the back of her throat. that's how it should be done

I'll temporarily make public one of my pics to show what i'm talking about "

Beautiful, just like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or they could just be testing to taste. Was you clean. Some dont suck.if its been elsewhere.

Absolutely true, if it's completely clean then I get stuck in, if not I do as little as possible or try to move onto sex quickly! It's amazing how many people seem oblivious to their own body odours. It's something I'm very over the top about and don't understand why everybody else doesn't take the same level of care.

umm. my dick is very clean and my balls too lol. it wasn't that she gave it a quick lick and moved on. it was the fact it was about 15 minutes of complete unsatisfaction"

If that's the case why didn't you change the situation into something more enjoyable for you both. Maybe a little bit of role play, pulling her hair, changing positions......

Mind you I would have stopped giving you a BJ when I realised you weren't being responsive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or they could just be testing to taste. Was you clean. Some dont suck.if its been elsewhere.

Absolutely true, if it's completely clean then I get stuck in, if not I do as little as possible or try to move onto sex quickly! It's amazing how many people seem oblivious to their own body odours. It's something I'm very over the top about and don't understand why everybody else doesn't take the same level of care.

umm. my dick is very clean and my balls too lol. it wasn't that she gave it a quick lick and moved on. it was the fact it was about 15 minutes of complete unsatisfaction

If that's the case why didn't you change the situation into something more enjoyable for you both. Maybe a little bit of role play, pulling her hair, changing positions......

Mind you I would have stopped giving you a BJ when I realised you weren't being responsive."

it's bad etiquette right to say your doing a bad job - do this or do that plus i think she thought she was doing a good job. Sometimes you gotta take one for the team and accept your fate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The last three times i've pulled (not via fab), the girls i've been with literally just licked the end of my cock and didn't go past the a bell end and it was just boring and a poor job. Also it's not like you can tell them you are doing a crap job until you finish having sex. So guys just wondering what you lot do when stuck having a terrible blowjob? Do you say or do something or do you just accept your fate?

You should have told her to take it to the back of her throat. that's how it should be done

I'll temporarily make public one of my pics to show what i'm talking about "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you have a cheesey cock and the idea of sucking it makes them sick!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always suck to completion - fair's fair

;-) S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were they reciprocating what they received from you ? If I reciprocated I would barely have a cock touch my lips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or they could just be testing to taste. Was you clean. Some dont suck.if its been elsewhere.

Absolutely true, if it's completely clean then I get stuck in, if not I do as little as possible or try to move onto sex quickly! It's amazing how many people seem oblivious to their own body odours. It's something I'm very over the top about and don't understand why everybody else doesn't take the same level of care.

umm. my dick is very clean and my balls too lol. it wasn't that she gave it a quick lick and moved on. it was the fact it was about 15 minutes of complete unsatisfaction

If that's the case why didn't you change the situation into something more enjoyable for you both. Maybe a little bit of role play, pulling her hair, changing positions......

Mind you I would have stopped giving you a BJ when I realised you weren't being responsive."

I've just had a rather pleasant mid afternoon daydream thanks to that comment Miss CL.....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The best lovers don't need to be told what to do, they know what is good and sense your responses and needs.

In general it's ideal to communicate verbally, before and during fun, so that you all understand talents, needs and get feedback.

On fab then many will be clear that we deep throat, rather than gingerly tongue the very end of a throbbing cock. Pick some deep throaters as respite service now. Settle for nothing less. Plenty to choose from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr tends to either change what he is doing with a meet if she isn't good... Or ask me to come help.... I can then direct in a bossy but nice way and will encourage..

I always watch how a partner does it first..but do do it for my enjoyment as much as the guys so wouldn't find it pleasurable if the guy only wanted it a certain way...

I think everyone should feel they can guide no matter what when it comes to someone giving oral on you but don't be insulting ... "

Exactly the same for us ... my wife will always make sure it's done how I like it

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"Maybe you have a cheesey cock and the idea of sucking it makes them sick!! "

Some people actually like cheesy Cox. .

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can just hint at what you'd like rather than telling her she's not doing it right, position her head differently or encourage her to go deeper, you really don't have to lie there!

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"Maybe you have a cheesey cock and the idea of sucking it makes them sick!!

Some people actually like cheesy Cox. ."

I was just sick in my mouth a little

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Try encouragement..

Mmmm that's so good.. now lower lower suck my balls yes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe the girls you are fucking are very inexperienced. Why not try telling them what you like? I couldn't imagine someone giving me crap oral without having to say what turns me on. Of course this can be done with tact."

I agree amd in addition different guys like different things. So these girlsnmay have made their last meets go wild with this technique

Feel free to guide your meets to what u like. I would be more than happy if a meet did that to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I say something....how they gonna learn if you don't? Surely it is common courtesy.... They all have to start somewhere and some need more teaching than others.

In the end you get a good BJ.

If I was not doing something right I would expect a woman to say so.... Some like it differently and I would hope they will tell me so they get the best too....

Ffs it isn't hard to talk....shouldn't we all do this??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or they could just be testing to taste. Was you clean. Some dont suck.if its been elsewhere.

Absolutely true, if it's completely clean then I get stuck in, if not I do as little as possible or try to move onto sex quickly! It's amazing how many people seem oblivious to their own body odours. It's something I'm very over the top about and don't understand why everybody else doesn't take the same level of care.

umm. my dick is very clean and my balls too lol. it wasn't that she gave it a quick lick and moved on. it was the fact it was about 15 minutes of complete unsatisfaction

If that's the case why didn't you change the situation into something more enjoyable for you both. Maybe a little bit of role play, pulling her hair, changing positions......

Mind you I would have stopped giving you a BJ when I realised you weren't being responsive.

it's bad etiquette right to say your doing a bad job - do this or do that plus i think she thought she was doing a good job. Sometimes you gotta take one for the team and accept your fate"
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You don't have to say with words....use your body to direct the play.

And lets face it her technique may have driven the last guy she was with wild, everyone is different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last three times i've pulled (not via fab), the girls i've been with literally just licked the end of my cock and didn't go past the a bell end and it was just boring and a poor job. Also it's not like you can tell them you are doing a crap job until you finish having sex. So guys just wondering what you lot do when stuck having a terrible blowjob? Do you say or do something or do you just accept your fate?"

Girls suck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does take practise and sometimes nerves play a part for women and inexperience. You need patience for those mind blowing moments and if you talk about what you want before hand that works too. A description of how the perfect bj is for you and what you are going to do to her can help set the scene too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or they could just be testing to taste. Was you clean. Some dont suck.if its been elsewhere.

Absolutely true, if it's completely clean then I get stuck in, if not I do as little as possible or try to move onto sex quickly! It's amazing how many people seem oblivious to their own body odours. It's something I'm very over the top about and don't understand why everybody else doesn't take the same level of care.

umm. my dick is very clean and my balls too lol. it wasn't that she gave it a quick lick and moved on. it was the fact it was about 15 minutes of complete unsatisfaction"

So for 15 mins, you maintained a hard on from something your were not enjoying? And left her thinking you liked it as didn't say otherwise?

Not all guys like the same thing, no objections to a guy saying what he likes, I'd be bloody offended if a guy was bored and hadn't bothered to say what he liked!

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By *eembabyWoman
over a year ago

Brum

Lmao I've been with a few lads that are shit at going down i just tell them to stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also it's not like you can tell them you are doing a crap job until you finish having sex"

I wouldn't last 15 minutes if it was that crap, Either tell/show them or move on to something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last three times i've pulled (not via fab), the girls i've been with literally just licked the end of my cock and didn't go past the a bell end and it was just boring and a poor job. Also it's not like you can tell them you are doing a crap job until you finish having sex. So guys just wondering what you lot do when stuck having a terrible blowjob? Do you say or do something or do you just accept your fate?

You should have told her to take it to the back of her throat. that's how it should be done "

My gag reflex is too sensitive!

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