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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On the final note of...

MrPolarBear

Toshn

Thx118

And...

Walkingtaff

As you were

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I think we've established that only the haribos want me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me "

I want you! You just don't want me

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Yay, another rejection post!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

I want you! You just don't want me "

Only if I'm d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay, another rejection post! "

All girl orgy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention Haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

I want you! You just don't want me

Only if I'm d*unk "

Here - have some wine......

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

I want you! You just don't want me

Only if I'm d*unk

Here - have some wine......"

Thanks xD wine makes me horny. The OP calls me spaghetti girl

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Did someone mention Haribos "

Yeah, shag is bringing them for the rejection crew

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I'm too greedy to pick just one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

I want you! You just don't want me

Only if I'm d*unk

Here - have some wine......

Thanks xD wine makes me horny. The OP calls me spaghetti girl "

Yep... Not straight when you're wet.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

I want you! You just don't want me

Only if I'm d*unk

Here - have some wine......

Thanks xD wine makes me horny. The OP calls me spaghetti girl

Yep... Not straight when you're wet."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

I want you! You just don't want me

Only if I'm d*unk

Here - have some wine......

Thanks xD wine makes me horny. The OP calls me spaghetti girl

Yep... Not straight when you're wet."

And hot...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Did someone mention Haribos

Yeah, shag is bringing them for the rejection crew "

Really? Every cloud...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 60's called, they want their love-in back.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

I want you! You just don't want me

Only if I'm d*unk

Here - have some wine......

Thanks xD wine makes me horny. The OP calls me spaghetti girl

Yep... Not straight when you're wet."

does she stick to the wall when she's ready to be eaten?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The 60's called, they want their love-in back. "

The cats called. They want their claws back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention Haribos

Yeah, shag is bringing them for the rejection crew "

He's taking his time, I wanna go to bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just in from training and I would not let anyone near me like this. I need a shower and a beer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention Haribos

Yeah, shag is bringing them for the rejection crew

He's taking his time, I wanna go to bed!

"

Did I mention that I like your new avatar pic Miss CL?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh did some one mention haribos

The new minion ones are delish.

Now about that orgy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not read this thread or part 1.. But if anyone wants to know who the fabled / mythical forum clique* are, scan for popular answers ...

* relax, it's just a joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

I want you! You just don't want me

Only if I'm d*unk

Here - have some wine......

Thanks xD wine makes me horny. The OP calls me spaghetti girl

Yep... Not straight when you're wet.

does she stick to the wall when she's ready to be eaten? "

Yep! Prefers to be forced up against it actually...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not read this thread or part 1.. But if anyone wants to know who the fabled / mythical forum clique* are, scan for popular answers ...

* relax, it's just a joke"

See Miss Innocent's last post......

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

I want you! You just don't want me

Only if I'm d*unk

Here - have some wine......

Thanks xD wine makes me horny. The OP calls me spaghetti girl

Yep... Not straight when you're wet.

does she stick to the wall when she's ready to be eaten? "

No, I stick to the bed when I'm ready to be eaten

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

I want you! You just don't want me

Only if I'm d*unk

Here - have some wine......

Thanks xD wine makes me horny. The OP calls me spaghetti girl

Yep... Not straight when you're wet.

does she stick to the wall when she's ready to be eaten?

Yep! Prefers to be forced up against it actually..."

This too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The 60's called, they want their love-in back.

The cats called. They want their claws back."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not read this thread or part 1.. But if anyone wants to know who the fabled / mythical forum clique* are, scan for popular answers ...

* relax, it's just a joke

See Miss Innocent's last post......"

I love your status update

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not read this thread or part 1.. But if anyone wants to know who the fabled / mythical forum clique* are, scan for popular answers ...

* relax, it's just a joke

See Miss Innocent's last post......

I love your status update "

WTYVM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention Haribos

Yeah, shag is bringing them for the rejection crew

He's taking his time, I wanna go to bed!

Did I mention that I like your new avatar pic Miss CL? "

Yes you did

Please feel free to tell me again & again.....

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

I want you! You just don't want me

Only if I'm d*unk

Here - have some wine......

Thanks xD wine makes me horny. The OP calls me spaghetti girl

Yep... Not straight when you're wet.

does she stick to the wall when she's ready to be eaten?

No, I stick to the bed when I'm ready to be eaten "

Can i bring rope....just to make sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too greedy to pick just one "

I'll just run about the bed really fast and give you the illusion two other people are here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not read this thread or part 1.. But if anyone wants to know who the fabled / mythical forum clique* are, scan for popular answers ...

* relax, it's just a joke

See Miss Innocent's last post......"

See asterixed disclaimer, above ...

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

I want you! You just don't want me

Only if I'm d*unk

Here - have some wine......

Thanks xD wine makes me horny. The OP calls me spaghetti girl

Yep... Not straight when you're wet.

does she stick to the wall when she's ready to be eaten?

No, I stick to the bed when I'm ready to be eaten

Can i bring rope....just to make sure? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not read this thread or part 1.. But if anyone wants to know who the fabled / mythical forum clique* are, scan for popular answers ...

* relax, it's just a joke

See Miss Innocent's last post......

I love your status update

WTYVM "

I'm too old to get this

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I've not read this thread or part 1.. But if anyone wants to know who the fabled / mythical forum clique* are, scan for popular answers ...

* relax, it's just a joke

See Miss Innocent's last post......

I love your status update

WTYVM

I'm too old to get this "

Translation.. Guessed.. Well thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay, another rejection post! "

they obviously don't know what they are talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not read this thread or part 1.. But if anyone wants to know who the fabled / mythical forum clique* are, scan for popular answers ...

* relax, it's just a joke

See Miss Innocent's last post......

I love your status update

WTYVM

I'm too old to get this

Translation.. Guessed.. Well thank you very much "

Cheers!!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

I want you! You just don't want me

Only if I'm d*unk

Here - have some wine......

Thanks xD wine makes me horny. The OP calls me spaghetti girl

Yep... Not straight when you're wet.

does she stick to the wall when she's ready to be eaten?

No, I stick to the bed when I'm ready to be eaten

Can i bring rope....just to make sure?

"

Scratch that idea- can i upgrade to tying you to Miss Harley first and then to the bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're installing a revolving door on our bedroom to accommodate the objects of our lust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleotastic without fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any takers.....got a couple of hours free before bedtime

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Any takers.....got a couple of hours free before bedtime "

Yum - am sure plenty of women would love to spend a couple of hours with you at bedtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, a lot of sexy women in this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a certain cork man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're installing a revolving door on our bedroom to accommodate the objects of our lust. "

My party trick is to slam a revolving door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're installing a revolving door on our bedroom to accommodate the objects of our lust.

My party trick is to slam a revolving door "

As long as you're left inside our room when you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still your mum.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Still your mum."

You seem to be ready and waiting Jim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still your mum."

She said only if you bring the Preparation H cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scarletta - she's lovely (thats me punching above my weight!)

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

I want you! You just don't want me

Only if I'm d*unk

Here - have some wine......"

you can keep the wine.....where are the haribos

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Someone seems to have rubbed my name of the first list and this one!

Jealous bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still your mum.

She said only if you bring the Preparation H cream."

Best. Lube. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now!!! Jeez, I'm in a noodle bar, there's enough raw meet whizzing round at present thank you very much!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay, another rejection post!

All girl orgy? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey I have to have my dinner and walk the Pooch first .

Then I am all yours lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still your mum.

You seem to be ready and waiting Jim? "

I'm raring to go.

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Dirty pretty things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still your mum.

She said only if you bring the Preparation H cream.

Best. Lube. Ever. "

I had to search engine Preparation H.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thx118 can I start by licking n kissing ur scar

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Classy lady, and it wouldn't be because I had to. It would be because I wanted to. And have done for a while now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops head in ...nope rejected .pops back oot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention Haribos

Yeah, shag is bringing them for the rejection crew

He's taking his time, I wanna go to bed!

"
I just noticed the post lol and yes I am providing the sweets and haribos

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Does anyone want me yet? Nope. Ok. Bye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone want me yet? Nope. Ok. Bye. "

Me

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Does anyone want me yet? Nope. Ok. Bye.

Me "

Yay

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

'Find in page' enabled. No results. Buggers off to seek solace in a glass of cold milk and a biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Find in page' enabled. No results. Buggers off to seek solace in a glass of cold milk and a biscuit."
you know the score here. Get yourself to Stoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Find in page' enabled. No results. Buggers off to seek solace in a glass of cold milk and a biscuit."

Wine works better....

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"'Find in page' enabled. No results. Buggers off to seek solace in a glass of cold milk and a biscuit.

Wine works better...."

I'm saving the wine for when I feel properly butthurt. I haven't read my messages yet today so that might be wine o'clock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Find in page' enabled. No results. Buggers off to seek solace in a glass of cold milk and a biscuit."

that's not milk........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops head in... I'll be.in the corner if anyone.wants.me ....... Please yell I'm a.little.deaf tonight

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"'Find in page' enabled. No results. Buggers off to seek solace in a glass of cold milk and a biscuit.

that's not milk........"

I wondered why the cow looked surprised earlier...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm....think I should have read part one then I'd know what this is about. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the final note of...

MrPolarBear

Toshn

Thx118

And...

Walkingtaff

As you were "
very flattered to be named among them young uns. Thank you mwah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the final note of...

MrPolarBear

Toshn

Thx118

And...

Walkingtaff

As you were very flattered to be named among them young uns. Thank you mwah x"

Who could say no to that arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the final note of...

MrPolarBear

Toshn

Thx118

And...

Walkingtaff

As you were very flattered to be named among them young uns. Thank you mwah x

Who could say no to that arse? "
I have other bits to yer know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the final note of...

MrPolarBear

Toshn

Thx118

And...

Walkingtaff

As you were very flattered to be named among them young uns. Thank you mwah x

Who could say no to that arse? I have other bits to yer know "

Which are just as nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the final note of...

MrPolarBear

Toshn

Thx118

And...

Walkingtaff

As you were very flattered to be named among them young uns. Thank you mwah x

Who could say no to that arse? I have other bits to yer know "

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a few, both on and off this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my, I couldn't just pick one.

I'm a tad greedy.

I'm pretty sure they are aware!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there's 6 at least on this thread so far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ONE haha your having a giraffe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On the final note of...

MrPolarBear

Toshn

Thx118

And...

Walkingtaff

As you were very flattered to be named among them young uns. Thank you mwah x

Who could say no to that arse? "

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Does anyone want me yet? Nope. Ok. Bye. "

I thought you and Harley were tied together and to the bed?

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I've not read part 1, so I'm just gonna assume my name was mentioned A LOT

P.S. Please no-one piss on my bonfire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only just seen this thread

(to be fair, I've been busy this weekend having my kids with me)

Names :

Classy Laydee

Naughty Nymphos

Ligiea

Peach Perfect

Sweet Home Alabama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not read part 1, so I'm just gonna assume my name was mentioned A LOT

P.S. Please no-one piss on my bonfire "

Damn, another to add to our list

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I've not read part 1, so I'm just gonna assume my name was mentioned A LOT

P.S. Please no-one piss on my bonfire "

Pop into the floating your boat thread. The OP would love you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not read part 1, so I'm just gonna assume my name was mentioned A LOT

P.S. Please no-one piss on my bonfire "

Heaps as much as mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not read part 1, so I'm just gonna assume my name was mentioned A LOT

P.S. Please no-one piss on my bonfire "

Oh to be in Wigan tonight....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my, I couldn't just pick one.

I'm a tad greedy.

I'm pretty sure they are aware! "

welcome back from the naughty step

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"I've not read part 1, so I'm just gonna assume my name was mentioned A LOT

P.S. Please no-one piss on my bonfire

Pop into the floating your boat thread. The OP would love you!"

Bugger every time I am too busy working to go on fab I miss something! Going to find thread now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rejection Hurts :0(

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"I've not read part 1, so I'm just gonna assume my name was mentioned A LOT

P.S. Please no-one piss on my bonfire

Oh to be in Wigan tonight...."

You could look after my cats for me, I'm in Doncaster tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rejection Hurts :0( "

Whoops, How on earth did I miss you.

Must admit, I did skim through the original thread quite quickly.

You're defo on my list Miss Barker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rejection Hurts :0( "

aww come here i'll give you one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rejection Hurts :0( "

Come join the pooch and I in the garden with a glass of the good red stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've not read part 1, so I'm just gonna assume my name was mentioned A LOT

P.S. Please no-one piss on my bonfire "

Eh, you're a cutie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not read part 1, so I'm just gonna assume my name was mentioned A LOT

P.S. Please no-one piss on my bonfire

Oh to be in Wigan tonight....

You could look after my cats for me, I'm in Doncaster tonight "

Oh to be in Doncaster tonight.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rejection Hurts :0( "

You're most definitely on our list x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you guys starting to feel the Lust ! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rejection Hurts :0(

Come join the pooch and I in the garden with a glass of the good red stuff "

Jam Taff...... Jam

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

So far:

Rhia

Ligeia

Stokes finest

Miss barker

Velvet rope

That'd keep me busy for a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Find in page' enabled. No results. Buggers off to seek solace in a glass of cold milk and a biscuit.

that's not milk........

I wondered why the cow looked surprised earlier..."

Oh that's why the cows are so noisy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest there are a lot more non-forumites I'd fuck than forum users.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll fuck anyone with a pulse. Commiserations to all those of you that doesn't apply to..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rejection Hurts :0(

Come join the pooch and I in the garden with a glass of the good red stuff

Jam Taff...... Jam"

Heck yes strawberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rejection Hurts :0(

Come join the pooch and I in the garden with a glass of the good red stuff

Jam Taff...... Jam

Heck yes strawberry "

Ask Zoya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threads like this make me realise just how few women on the forums I actually fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Threads like this make me realise just how few women on the forums I actually fancy "

Time to strut your way out of the closet! You go girlfriend!! Woooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Threads like this make me realise just how few women on the forums I actually fancy

Time to strut your way out of the closet! You go girlfriend!! Woooo! "

Witty (slow clap)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Threads like this make me realise just how few women on the forums I actually fancy

Time to strut your way out of the closet! You go girlfriend!! Woooo!

Witty (slow clap)"

Oh you're such a bitch! Grrrr! I love it!mmmm kitty got claws!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Threads like this make me realise just how few women on the forums I actually fancy

Time to strut your way out of the closet! You go girlfriend!! Woooo!

Witty (slow clap)

Oh you're such a bitch! Grrrr! I love it!mmmm kitty got claws! "

Calm down.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Threads like this make me realise just how few women on the forums I actually fancy "

You've only just realised that? It's always been pretty obvious to me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Threads like this make me realise just how few women on the forums I actually fancy

Time to strut your way out of the closet! You go girlfriend!! Woooo!

Witty (slow clap)

Oh you're such a bitch! Grrrr! I love it!mmmm kitty got claws!

Calm down."

Well take your negativity else where love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a number I'd love to meet, maybe even hold hands? A little peck on the cheek ..

But (a) I doubt very much that the feelings are reciprocated and (b) I'm not naming names. That would be committing Fabicide against the majority of this site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Threads like this make me realise just how few women on the forums I actually fancy

Time to strut your way out of the closet! You go girlfriend!! Woooo!

Witty (slow clap)

Oh you're such a bitch! Grrrr! I love it!mmmm kitty got claws!

Calm down.

Well take your negativity else where love. "

I would but then the forums wouldn't get to read any of your jokes would they?

And I'm sure they wouldn't want that, because you're a really funny guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love these lover tiffs.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Threads like this make me realise just how few women on the forums I actually fancy

Time to strut your way out of the closet! You go girlfriend!! Woooo!

Witty (slow clap)

Oh you're such a bitch! Grrrr! I love it!mmmm kitty got claws!

Calm down.

Well take your negativity else where love.

I would but then the forums wouldn't get to read any of your jokes would they?

And I'm sure they wouldn't want that, because you're a really funny guy."

Thanks! It's just a hobby you know? But so nice to get recognition from my peers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta love these lover tiffs....."

I can smell the testosterone from here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Threads like this make me realise just how few women on the forums I actually fancy

Time to strut your way out of the closet! You go girlfriend!! Woooo!

Witty (slow clap)

Oh you're such a bitch! Grrrr! I love it!mmmm kitty got claws!

Calm down.

Well take your negativity else where love.

I would but then the forums wouldn't get to read any of your jokes would they?

And I'm sure they wouldn't want that, because you're a really funny guy.

Thanks! It's just a hobby you know? But so nice to get recognition from my peers."

And it's also nice that you consider me a peer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Threads like this make me realise just how few women on the forums I actually fancy

You've only just realised that? It's always been pretty obvious to me..."

That's gonna leave a mark........

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Does anyone want me yet? Nope. Ok. Bye.

I thought you and Harley were tied together and to the bed? "

But then I'll catch the lady ghey :-/

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

What sex right now...

Damn , IVe still got my rollers in, my legs and bits need shaving and , well it's to damn hot for sex... Can I take a rain check please .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What sex right now...

Damn , IVe still got my rollers in, my legs and bits need shaving and , well it's to damn hot for sex... Can I take a rain check please . "

No. Drool, drool,

Memories of married life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Threads like this make me realise just how few women on the forums I actually fancy

Time to strut your way out of the closet! You go girlfriend!! Woooo!

Witty (slow clap)

Oh you're such a bitch! Grrrr! I love it!mmmm kitty got claws!

Calm down.

Well take your negativity else where love.

I would but then the forums wouldn't get to read any of your jokes would they?

And I'm sure they wouldn't want that, because you're a really funny guy.

Thanks! It's just a hobby you know? But so nice to get recognition from my peers.

And it's also nice that you consider me a peer "

Of course! well I'm bisexual to xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone want me yet? Nope. Ok. Bye.

I thought you and Harley were tied together and to the bed?

But then I'll catch the lady ghey :-/ "

You already have the lady ghey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Threads like this make me realise just how few women on the forums I actually fancy "

Computer says : A perfect match.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Does anyone want me yet? Nope. Ok. Bye.

I thought you and Harley were tied together and to the bed?

But then I'll catch the lady ghey :-/

You already have the lady ghey."

What are the symptoms?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone want me yet? Nope. Ok. Bye.

I thought you and Harley were tied together and to the bed?

But then I'll catch the lady ghey :-/

You already have the lady ghey.

What are the symptoms?! "

Spaghetti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are a number I'd love to meet, maybe even hold hands? A little peck on the cheek ..

But (a) I doubt very much that the feelings are reciprocated and (b) I'm not naming names. That would be committing Fabicide against the majority of this site!

"

Why ?

A, No harm in naming someone you like,

B, No harm in naming someone you like,

C, You get the theme,

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Does anyone want me yet? Nope. Ok. Bye.

I thought you and Harley were tied together and to the bed?

But then I'll catch the lady ghey :-/

You already have the lady ghey.

What are the symptoms?!

Spaghetti "

I genuinely just laughed. A lot. Cow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Threads like this make me realise just how few women on the forums I actually fancy

Time to strut your way out of the closet! You go girlfriend!! Woooo!

Witty (slow clap)

Oh you're such a bitch! Grrrr! I love it!mmmm kitty got claws!

Calm down.

Well take your negativity else where love.

I would but then the forums wouldn't get to read any of your jokes would they?

And I'm sure they wouldn't want that, because you're a really funny guy.

Thanks! It's just a hobby you know? But so nice to get recognition from my peers.

And it's also nice that you consider me a queer

Of course! well I'm bisexual too xx"

FTFY

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

I'm going to be realistic and put me

Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are a number I'd love to meet, maybe even hold hands? A little peck on the cheek ..

But (a) I doubt very much that the feelings are reciprocated and (b) I'm not naming names. That would be committing Fabicide against the majority of this site!

"

Go ooooon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone want me yet? Nope. Ok. Bye.

I thought you and Harley were tied together and to the bed?

But then I'll catch the lady ghey :-/

You already have the lady ghey.

What are the symptoms?!

Spaghetti

I genuinely just laughed. A lot. Cow! "

Yeah, but you love me baby

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"What sex right now...

Damn , IVe still got my rollers in, my legs and bits need shaving and , well it's to damn hot for sex... Can I take a rain check please .

No. Drool, drool,

Memories of married life. "

I WAnt a divorce ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are a number I'd love to meet, maybe even hold hands? A little peck on the cheek ..

But (a) I doubt very much that the feelings are reciprocated and (b) I'm not naming names. That would be committing Fabicide against the majority of this site!

Why ?

A, No harm in naming someone you like,

B, No harm in naming someone you like,

C, You get the theme,

"

True. Good points well made

I guess I'm just sh*t at this whole swinging / flirting thing - I'm always the guy sitting awkwardly on my own in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Threads like this make me realise just how few women on the forums I actually fancy

Time to strut your way out of the closet! You go girlfriend!! Woooo! "

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"There are a number I'd love to meet, maybe even hold hands? A little peck on the cheek ..

But (a) I doubt very much that the feelings are reciprocated and (b) I'm not naming names. That would be committing Fabicide against the majority of this site!

Why ?

A, No harm in naming someone you like,

B, No harm in naming someone you like,

C, You get the theme,

True. Good points well made

I guess I'm just sh*t at this whole swinging / flirting thing - I'm always the guy sitting awkwardly on my own in the corner

"

Nobody puts Dan in the corner

Dance with me sweetie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What sex right now...

Damn , IVe still got my rollers in, my legs and bits need shaving and , well it's to damn hot for sex... Can I take a rain check please .

No. Drool, drool,

Memories of married life.

I WAnt a divorce ... "

Absolutely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's threads like this that makes me realise how few forum users want to fuck me. Oh well,I'll console myself tomorrow when my ultra sexy,hot as fuck,built like a brick shit house friend pops over to sort me out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me "

Ahem......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are a number I'd love to meet, maybe even hold hands? A little peck on the cheek ..

But (a) I doubt very much that the feelings are reciprocated and (b) I'm not naming names. That would be committing Fabicide against the majority of this site!

Why ?

A, No harm in naming someone you like,

B, No harm in naming someone you like,

C, You get the theme,

True. Good points well made

I guess I'm just sh*t at this whole swinging / flirting thing - I'm always the guy sitting awkwardly on my own in the corner

Nobody puts Dan in the corner

Dance with me sweetie x "

Aw bless thank you!

You're definitely my new fave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are a number I'd love to meet, maybe even hold hands? A little peck on the cheek ..

But (a) I doubt very much that the feelings are reciprocated and (b) I'm not naming names. That would be committing Fabicide against the majority of this site!

Why ?

A, No harm in naming someone you like,

B, No harm in naming someone you like,

C, You get the theme,

True. Good points well made

I guess I'm just sh*t at this whole swinging / flirting thing - I'm always the guy sitting awkwardly on my own in the corner

"

Well get off your arse and join in then ya plank!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

Ahem......"

Such romance...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

Ahem......"

Ohhhhhhh hello stranger!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are a number I'd love to meet, maybe even hold hands? A little peck on the cheek ..

But (a) I doubt very much that the feelings are reciprocated and (b) I'm not naming names. That would be committing Fabicide against the majority of this site!

Why ?

A, No harm in naming someone you like,

B, No harm in naming someone you like,

C, You get the theme,

True. Good points well made

I guess I'm just sh*t at this whole swinging / flirting thing - I'm always the guy sitting awkwardly on my own in the corner

Well get off your arse and join in then ya plank!! "

Being all Dom again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are a number I'd love to meet, maybe even hold hands? A little peck on the cheek ..

But (a) I doubt very much that the feelings are reciprocated and (b) I'm not naming names. That would be committing Fabicide against the majority of this site!

Why ?

A, No harm in naming someone you like,

B, No harm in naming someone you like,

C, You get the theme,

True. Good points well made

I guess I'm just sh*t at this whole swinging / flirting thing - I'm always the guy sitting awkwardly on my own in the corner

"

The wanking puts a lot off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kightslayer...lol...that is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's threads like this that makes me realise how few forum users want to fuck me. Oh well,I'll console myself tomorrow when my ultra sexy,hot as fuck,built like a brick shit house friend pops over to sort me out. "

Got a mmf planned tomorrow & neither are on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are a number I'd love to meet, maybe even hold hands? A little peck on the cheek ..

But (a) I doubt very much that the feelings are reciprocated and (b) I'm not naming names. That would be committing Fabicide against the majority of this site!

Why ?

A, No harm in naming someone you like,

B, No harm in naming someone you like,

C, You get the theme,

True. Good points well made

I guess I'm just sh*t at this whole swinging / flirting thing - I'm always the guy sitting awkwardly on my own in the corner

The wanking puts a lot off "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we all just have a big orgy?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are a number I'd love to meet, maybe even hold hands? A little peck on the cheek ..

But (a) I doubt very much that the feelings are reciprocated and (b) I'm not naming names. That would be committing Fabicide against the majority of this site!

Why ?

A, No harm in naming someone you like,

B, No harm in naming someone you like,

C, You get the theme,

True. Good points well made

I guess I'm just sh*t at this whole swinging / flirting thing - I'm always the guy sitting awkwardly on my own in the corner

Well get off your arse and join in then ya plank!!

Being all Dom again? "

Nah, just bossy this time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't waste my time looking for my name

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"What sex right now...

Damn , IVe still got my rollers in, my legs and bits need shaving and , well it's to damn hot for sex... Can I take a rain check please .

No. Drool, drool,

Memories of married life.

I WAnt a divorce ...

Absolutely. "

Good. No we both single . Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

Ahem......

Ohhhhhhh hello stranger!!! "

Oi oi bloody hell...there's two in here I want now :/ this is awkward...can I just say both?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are a number I'd love to meet, maybe even hold hands? A little peck on the cheek ..

But (a) I doubt very much that the feelings are reciprocated and (b) I'm not naming names. That would be committing Fabicide against the majority of this site!

Why ?

A, No harm in naming someone you like,

B, No harm in naming someone you like,

C, You get the theme,

True. Good points well made

I guess I'm just sh*t at this whole swinging / flirting thing - I'm always the guy sitting awkwardly on my own in the corner

Well get off your arse and join in then ya plank!!

Being all Dom again?

Nah, just bossy this time!! "

Damnit woman, getting my hopes up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's threads like this that makes me realise how few forum users want to fuck me. Oh well,I'll console myself tomorrow when my ultra sexy,hot as fuck,built like a brick shit house friend pops over to sort me out.

Got a mmf planned tomorrow & neither are on the forums "

Ooh you lucky cow. My man isn't from Fab,none of my regulars are. I keep my Fab life separate from my real sex life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's threads like this that makes me realise how few forum users want to fuck me. Oh well,I'll console myself tomorrow when my ultra sexy,hot as fuck,built like a brick shit house friend pops over to sort me out.

Got a mmf planned tomorrow & neither are on the forums "

Have a wicked time! I'm sure you'll have to change your profile name come tomorrow night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we all just have a big orgy?! "

To celebrate your return from the naughty step?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

Ahem......

Ohhhhhhh hello stranger!!!

Oi oi bloody hell...there's two in here I want now :/ this is awkward...can I just say both? "

You mean Quimm? If so both at once... But Dan will want in too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kightslayer...lol...that is all."

Can we have twos up on you please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

Ahem......

Such romance... "

I just bought her a chicken sandwich and some filters! What more can a girl want eh?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being bold (for once) i wouldn't half mind seeing Anna Anon on a spread sheet and seeing how well she pivots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

Ahem......

Ohhhhhhh hello stranger!!!

Oi oi bloody hell...there's two in here I want now :/ this is awkward...can I just say both?

You mean Quimm? If so both at once... But Dan will want in too! "

Nope.

G.n.d and you ya tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

Ahem......

Ohhhhhhh hello stranger!!!

Oi oi bloody hell...there's two in here I want now :/ this is awkward...can I just say both?

You mean Quimm? If so both at once... But Dan will want in too! "
Just realised my error.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we all just have a big orgy?!

To celebrate your return from the naughty step? "

Aye, it hurts keeping my gob shut!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

Ahem......

Ohhhhhhh hello stranger!!!

Oi oi bloody hell...there's two in here I want now :/ this is awkward...can I just say both?

You mean Quimm? If so both at once... But Dan will want in too! Just realised my error. "

I feel insulted.

And unloved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we all just have a big orgy?!

To celebrate your return from the naughty step?

Aye, it hurts keeping my gob shut! "

First rule of naughty step.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we've established that only the haribos want me

Ahem......

Ohhhhhhh hello stranger!!!

Oi oi bloody hell...there's two in here I want now :/ this is awkward...can I just say both?

You mean Quimm? If so both at once... But Dan will want in too! Just realised my error.

I feel insulted.

And unloved. "

Ah bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick the threads about to close who fancies a quicky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick the threads about to close who fancies a quicky "

No doubt there'll be some late cummers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont start part 3

The parties still going in part 2

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