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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So how many people wash their hands before they shove a Burger, Greggs Pasty, Fish and Chips, a KFC, a Vanilla slice or Elephants Foot (drool, drool)down their gullet?

Not many i would wager. You're more likely to catch more germs than having had a piss.

C'mon, spill the beans.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

nope

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I wipe them on my jeans, so they must be clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't eat any of those. If I eat away from home I either wash my hands in the toilets or use the wrapper to hold my food in. I rarely eat on the street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always carry wipes in my handbag for such occasions x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spit washed

Always did the job when I was a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always carry hand sanitiser with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always carry wet wipes.....

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro


"I don't eat any of those. If I eat away from home I either wash my hands in the toilets or use the wrapper to hold my food in. I rarely eat on the street. "

It's best to wash 'em in the sink

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

So how many people wash their hands before they shove a Burger, Greggs Pasty, Fish and Chips, a KFC, a Vanilla slice or Elephants Foot (drool, drool)down their gullet?

Not many i would wager. You're more likely to catch more germs than having had a piss.

C'mon, spill the beans. "

More importantly, if there are more germs on a £1 coin than in a toilet, do you accept your change?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to know if any of those ultra clean have any allergies?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I pay someone to hold it for me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I pay someone to hold it for me.."

You should pay someone to wipe your bum and hold your dick for you when you pee

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Wet wipes ..... before and after ....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I pay someone to hold it for me..

You should pay someone to wipe your bum and hold your dick for you when you pee "

Are you suggesting I dont already

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

So how many people wash their hands before they shove a Burger, Greggs Pasty, Fish and Chips, a KFC, a Vanilla slice or Elephants Foot (drool, drool)down their gullet?

Not many i would wager. You're more likely to catch more germs than having had a piss.

C'mon, spill the beans.

More importantly, if there are more germs on a £1 coin than in a toilet, do you accept your change?

Mr ddc

"

ooooh err, only shopping at Poundworld from now on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

So how many people wash their hands before they shove a Burger, Greggs Pasty, Fish and Chips, a KFC, a Vanilla slice or Elephants Foot (drool, drool)down their gullet?

Not many i would wager. You're more likely to catch more germs than having had a piss.

C'mon, spill the beans.

More importantly, if there are more germs on a £1 coin than in a toilet, do you accept your change?

Mr ddc

ooooh err, only shopping at Poundworld from now on. "

Give them the germs and diseases lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love to know if any of those ultra clean have any allergies?"

I didn't before I took chemo for my arthritis. It works on a cellular level. It didn't help my arthritis but a side effect was allergies I didn't have before. Unfortunately for me my immune system attacks my body and I don't like being ill because it goes all weird on me.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Of there's no vinegar I piss on my chips. Not only does it sterilise them, it stops mrs ddc nicking them.

It does get me thrown out of McDonalds though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I pay someone to hold it for me..

You should pay someone to wipe your bum and hold your dick for you when you pee

Are you suggesting I dont already "

I knew it!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I pay someone to hold it for me..

You should pay someone to wipe your bum and hold your dick for you when you pee

Are you suggesting I dont already

I knew it! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love to know if any of those ultra clean have any allergies?

I didn't before I took chemo for my arthritis. It works on a cellular level. It didn't help my arthritis but a side effect was allergies I didn't have before. Unfortunately for me my immune system attacks my body and I don't like being ill because it goes all weird on me. "

My colleague who is very ocd with cleanliness is diabetic so has to inject so this is why she's very particular about hygiene.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of there's no vinegar I piss on my chips. Not only does it sterilise them, it stops mrs ddc nicking them.

It does get me thrown out of McDonalds though

"

Aw, there'll be other jobs. Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aways always wash hands WITH SOAP dry and put the seat down and use spray if it stinks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aways always wash hands WITH SOAP dry and put the seat down and use spray if it stinks. "

Carbolic Tar Soap stinks.

And my god, the taste, i stopped effing swearing at 7 yo.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Of there's no vinegar I piss on my chips. Not only does it sterilise them, it stops mrs ddc nicking them.

It does get me thrown out of McDonalds though

Aw, there'll be other jobs. Good luck."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aways always wash hands WITH SOAP dry and put the seat down and use spray if it stinks.

Carbolic Tar Soap stinks.

And my god, the taste, i stopped effing swearing at 7 yo. "

I love carbolic soap

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

If you think about the amount of germs on things.. Like really think about it.. You'd probably want to live in an ultra clean bubble... I carry hand sanitiser with me, or baby wipes or whatever.. But there's no way in hell that anybody can go about their day without getting germs on their hands or in their mouth. I wash my hands after doing anything that has actual dirt or after going to the toilet... But if I'm out and I want a drink, there's germs on the bottle or can, I don't wash that in hot soapy water first! As a kid you probably ate dirt and put all sorts of things in your mouth and you probably rarely got ill from doing it.. Whilst I've been writing this I've touched my face a few times.. My phone that I'm currently touching has been in my bra.. Everything we touch has germs on it.. So what. Just don't go licking toilet seats or sucking on coins and you'll be fine

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands


"

So how many people wash their hands before they shove a Burger, Greggs Pasty, Fish and Chips, a KFC, a Vanilla slice or Elephants Foot (drool, drool)down their gullet?

Not many i would wager. You're more likely to catch more germs than having had a piss.

C'mon, spill the beans.

More importantly, if there are more germs on a £1 coin than in a toilet, do you accept your change?

Mr ddc

"

And the amount of people that hand me coins and notes after putting them in their mouths. Yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love to know if any of those ultra clean have any allergies?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you think about the amount of germs on things.. Like really think about it.. You'd probably want to live in an ultra clean bubble... I carry hand sanitiser with me, or baby wipes or whatever.. But there's no way in hell that anybody can go about their day without getting germs on their hands or in their mouth. I wash my hands after doing anything that has actual dirt or after going to the toilet... But if I'm out and I want a drink, there's germs on the bottle or can, I don't wash that in hot soapy water first! As a kid you probably ate dirt and put all sorts of things in your mouth and you probably rarely got ill from doing it.. Whilst I've been writing this I've touched my face a few times.. My phone that I'm currently touching has been in my bra.. Everything we touch has germs on it.. So what. Just don't go licking toilet seats or sucking on coins and you'll be fine "
always wash hands after toilet your phone will be OK in your bra noticed lots of woman keep their phones in there bra's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I spit washed

Always did the job when I was a kid "
lolol you read my mind ..I was going to say that .

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"If you think about the amount of germs on things.. Like really think about it.. You'd probably want to live in an ultra clean bubble... I carry hand sanitiser with me, or baby wipes or whatever.. But there's no way in hell that anybody can go about their day without getting germs on their hands or in their mouth. I wash my hands after doing anything that has actual dirt or after going to the toilet... But if I'm out and I want a drink, there's germs on the bottle or can, I don't wash that in hot soapy water first! As a kid you probably ate dirt and put all sorts of things in your mouth and you probably rarely got ill from doing it.. Whilst I've been writing this I've touched my face a few times.. My phone that I'm currently touching has been in my bra.. Everything we touch has germs on it.. So what. Just don't go licking toilet seats or sucking on coins and you'll be fine

always wash hands after toilet your phone will be OK in your bra noticed lots of woman keep their phones in there bra's "

I do wash my hands after the toilet but that's not the only place you can pick up germs. I'm saying that by touching anything you get germs on your hands.. And I was using my phone as an example.. I've touched my phone after touching a door handle.. Therefore germs.. And I've touched my phone and then my face.. So germs. I'm not dead yet.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

You'd be better off washing the pasty

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

When I'm at work , it would probably be more hygienic for me to wash my cock after I've had a Jimmy riddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

So how many people wash their hands before they shove a Burger, Greggs Pasty, Fish and Chips, a KFC, a Vanilla slice or Elephants Foot (drool, drool)down their gullet?

Not many i would wager. You're more likely to catch more germs than having had a piss.

C'mon, spill the beans. "

I don't. For the same reason I don't walk around in surgical scrubs, a mask and coat everything in iodine solution. It's totally unnecessary and is just pandering to the makers of antiseptics who love to tell us about bacterial counts on everyday items. A sterile environment, just leads to an empty immune system. Man up!

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell


"If you think about the amount of germs on things.. Like really think about it.. You'd probably want to live in an ultra clean bubble... I carry hand sanitiser with me, or baby wipes or whatever.. But there's no way in hell that anybody can go about their day without getting germs on their hands or in their mouth. I wash my hands after doing anything that has actual dirt or after going to the toilet... But if I'm out and I want a drink, there's germs on the bottle or can, I don't wash that in hot soapy water first! As a kid you probably ate dirt and put all sorts of things in your mouth and you probably rarely got ill from doing it.. Whilst I've been writing this I've touched my face a few times.. My phone that I'm currently touching has been in my bra.. Everything we touch has germs on it.. So what. Just don't go licking toilet seats or sucking on coins and you'll be fine "

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


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So how many people wash their hands before they shove a Burger, Greggs Pasty, Fish and Chips, a KFC, a Vanilla slice or Elephants Foot (drool, drool)down their gullet?

Not many i would wager. You're more likely to catch more germs than having had a piss.

C'mon, spill the beans. "

i always go to a public toilet to piss over my fingers, before i eat those sort of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joys of.job hand sanitizer and always have wipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

So how many people wash their hands before they shove a Burger, Greggs Pasty, Fish and Chips, a KFC, a Vanilla slice or Elephants Foot (drool, drool)down their gullet?

Not many i would wager. You're more likely to catch more germs than having had a piss.

C'mon, spill the beans.

I don't. For the same reason I don't walk around in surgical scrubs, a mask and coat everything in iodine solution. It's totally unnecessary and is just pandering to the makers of antiseptics who love to tell us about bacterial counts on everyday items. A sterile environment, just leads to an empty immune system. Man up!"
too true that's why there are too many bugs going about now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wash my hands regulary but im not precious enough to go around worrying if others do etc.. stomach acid destroys a lot. ive not been killed of by bugs yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Joys of.job hand sanitizer and always have wipes "

Do you apply those to everything that you come into contact with that you then put in your mouth? Your being conned!

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

How many who have answered these two hygiene questions give oral?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if there is a whiff of dettol!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I ve always got clean hands especially before eating

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I spit washed

Always did the job when I was a kid lolol you read my mind ..I was going to say that . "

My Nan used to wash my face like this.

Cough one up, flem it into a hanky 'Now come here lovely boy'. (bit like Windsor Davies)

Piss off Nan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wash my hands regulary but im not precious enough to go around worrying if others do etc.. stomach acid destroys a lot. ive not been killed of by bugs yet lol"

True enough at least it must be given the number of people that leave toilet cubicles thes days and give the sunks a swerve.

Apparently women are as bad as men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love to know if any of those ultra clean have any allergies?"

My sister is super hygienic and is always ill or has something wrong with her.

I, on the other hand, am less so. I don't get colds, coughs, headaches, etc.

We have an immune system for a reason. Just saying.

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