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Mr DDC is a bit of a winker

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mr DDC can wink with either eye (ambi-winkstrous?)

However I can only wink with my right eye. (I go all Les Dawson, with facial contortions trying to wink with my left eye)

My way, team right, is surely the 'proper/right' way as is done by the emoticon.

Which wink team are you on?

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean to say you can't use both eyes?

Bet you can't raise either eyebrow independently as well....

There goes the Fab Dairy Milk advert challenge

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"You mean to say you can't use both eyes?

Bet you can't raise either eyebrow independently as well....

There goes the Fab Dairy Milk advert challenge "

No, I can't do the eyebrow thing either!

Am I alone in this?

Mrs DDC

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I can wink both eyes and can raise both eyebrows - I can't whistle though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both eyes, both eyebrows, either side of mouth, etc.

But then apparently I have extreme control over my muscles/nervous system according to the surgeon - he declined to say if that was a good or bad thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolling your tongue is another one

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Both so duble the truble

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Both eyes. Can't do individual eyebrows only together. Can roll my tongue tho and touch the tip of my nose with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Both so duble the truble "
........but I was told that you can wink with your third eye also, Blade.................. poser!!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Was starting to think I was the freak but I can roll my tongue, phew!

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wink with both eyes and raise/lower both sides of my mouth, but can only raise my left eyebrow (which I think is Roger Moore's preferred eyebrow) or both together.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

OMG

So while I am downstairs stuffing a young bird in the kitchen, getting ready for slipping it in somewhere hot (everyone likes a good roast, no?) you're upstairs taking the Michael!

Besides not only can I raise one eyebrow independently:

I can also wink with both eyes: ¦-)

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like blinking I do

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I can wiggles my nose like a bunny but only when I have a mirror in front of me so I can see my face do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ambi-winkstrous

Comfortable with either and no 3day old poo face when trying

Spocs prosper hands split I have never mastered, not without positioning them with the other hand,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I can also move my ears, but only both together.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

The emoticon is winking their left eye... Just saying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wink with with both eyes, it's not a sexy look more of a something in the eye look..

Can't raise my eyebrows independently but I can flair my nostrils

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I have a minion to do this stuff for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't raise my eyebrows independently until I came on here. Now I'm an expert.

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow


"The emoticon is winking their left eye... Just saying! "

This lol!

Ambiwinkstrous here and a tongue roller but can't move my eyebrows independently

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Moving or wiggling your ears is the best thing, my middle one can do it, brilliant trick

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I have a minion to do this stuff for me. "

Great idea!

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the right left wink and eyebrow raise at the same time as wiggling my ears independently.

Not sure I should put that on my CV though!

Scarlett can only wink with her right eye unless I spunk in her left eye and then she can do all sorts of facial contortions!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a blink called a blink because it's a wink with both eye Lids

Belink wouldn't sound right so ta da we have blink

*mind blown*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a side note, the guy that does rogue traders on watchdog blinked all of 3 times the entire time he was on recently

Freaked me out a little,

Ok a lot, there was shouting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr DDC can wink with either eye (ambi-winkstrous?)

However I can only wink with my right eye. (I go all Les Dawson, with facial contortions trying to wink with my left eye)

My way, team right, is surely the 'proper/right' way as is done by the emoticon.

Which wink team are you on?

Mrs DDC

"

I'm winkydextrous

and can do a mean Spock eyebrow raise too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only move my right eyebrow on its own, and only wink left eye, can move my ears but only together, roll my tongue, and turn it side ways, but only to the left, but can flare my nostrils individually, I can also move my left eye independently.

Now I feel like a weirdo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else looking like a complete twit winking and raising their eyebrows? I feel like a fool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else looking like a complete twit winking and raising their eyebrows? I feel like a fool "

No, just you. I look cool as fuck with my suave eyebrow raise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rolling your tongue is another one "

Apparently you can only roll your tongue, if one of your parents can do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else looking like a complete twit winking and raising their eyebrows? I feel like a fool "

Yes me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else looking like a complete twit winking and raising their eyebrows? I feel like a fool

No, just you. I look cool as fuck with my suave eyebrow raise "

I caught myself mid squint and stopped before one of the grandchildren saw me. They already think I'm going senile.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

A girl in my work can flutter her eyelashes and no matter how many times I make her show me I still can't do it - she is soooooooo cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can wiggles my nose like a bunny but only when I have a mirror in front of me so I can see my face do it "

I can do this one of my exes taught me. I can be in the middle of a conversation and start doing it, brilliant distraction for the other person

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I can wiggles my nose like a bunny but only when I have a mirror in front of me so I can see my face do it

I can do this one of my exes taught me. I can be in the middle of a conversation and start doing it, brilliant distraction for the other person "

You are better at it than me - I need to watch myself in the mirror and then I can turn around and do it......my face doesn't know how to unless it is watching

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