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what's down the back of your sofa?

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

so far this week, a few Fabsters have reported finding things down the back of the sofa, including their Mojo, and Caz squirrels Money down hers.

but what's down yours? I've looked and I found 40p , some fluff and a suspicious looking piece of chocolate.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't have a sofa.

I lost my clitoris this week, do you think it could be down someone else's sofa?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I don't have a sofa.

I lost my clitoris this week, do you think it could be down someone else's sofa?"

maybe its not lost..?

could be pining for the fjords..

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


" so far this week, a few Fabsters have reported finding things down the back of the sofa, including their Mojo, and Caz squirrels Money down hers.

but what's down yours? I've looked and I found 40p , some fluff and a suspicious looking piece of chocolate.

"
Depends how old the sofa is If like the one on bargain hunters thee Other week you have the £50 note great Uncle percy lost in 1910 recorded in his deeds out of date now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3pens, 2 odd socks, a jiffy bag, a smartie (green) and a penny, n lots of fluff,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing down mine yet, had it less than a week.

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

Am starvin - hoping to find a slice of pizza - but only found toe nail clippings so far

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

As well as the money I find down mine, I've also found hairy sweeties, teaspoons, pens and lighters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As well as the money I find down mine, I've also found hairy sweeties, teaspoons, pens and lighters "

Long gone are the days when you could enjoy a hairy sweetie, never mind contemplate one.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"As well as the money I find down mine, I've also found hairy sweeties, teaspoons, pens and lighters

Long gone are the days when you could enjoy a hairy sweetie, never mind contemplate one. "

Oh I dunno...I'll not shave for a coupla weeks, pop round and burrow down into your sofa and pop up when you're not expecting it

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

I've dug deep, but sadly no willing males down mine, sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

32p, 3 pens, and a sock

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Well if nothing else. there are a lot cleaner sofas in fab land tonight..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if nothing else. there are a lot cleaner sofas in fab land tonight.. "

We're also 72p richer collectively, although we do still seem to be missing a clitoris somehow...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Well if nothing else. there are a lot cleaner sofas in fab land tonight.. "

Why are there so many socks down the back of these sofas?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

An empty bottle of wine, crisp packets, a few pens, a lighter, wooden bed slats but that's what's holding the whole thing together! Too much fluff

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Well if nothing else. there are a lot cleaner sofas in fab land tonight..

We're also 72p richer collectively, although we do still seem to be missing a clitoris somehow... "

You know how hard they are to find. Elusive little buggers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dig down my daughter's sofa when I need a pair of tweezers. I always find a pair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if nothing else. there are a lot cleaner sofas in fab land tonight..

We're also 72p richer collectively, although we do still seem to be missing a clitoris somehow...

You know how hard they are to find. Elusive little buggers.

"

Never had a problem finding them personally, although it has been a while since I had to!

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"Well if nothing else. there are a lot cleaner sofas in fab land tonight..

We're also 72p richer collectively, although we do still seem to be missing a clitoris somehow...

You know how hard they are to find. Elusive little buggers.

"

If you women can't find it what hope have us men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hand

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog hair usually in the weather I have to take the cussions off and vacuum it daily

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've just discovered the OP under mine

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By *on1Man
over a year ago

spain

Look in my outside bin. Sure that will tell you what's down my sofa . And im not talking . Rubbish ! Lol x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Well if nothing else. there are a lot cleaner sofas in fab land tonight..

We're also 72p richer collectively, although we do still seem to be missing a clitoris somehow...

You know how hard they are to find. Elusive little buggers.

If you women can't find it what hope have us men "

It's just me, not women generally.

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

A couple of single guys who I thought didn't want a repeat meet because they didn't reply to my messages.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's always good for change, there's a couple of quid atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MM's bag split when opening

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

As a universally recognised member of the mad cat lady club mine will have clumps of fur

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"It's always good for change, there's a couple of quid atm"

That's great , . You've brought out collective wealth to a higher level

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The lounge wall.

A

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Not sure what it is but it's still moving !!!!!

Jo x

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Stains of a semonic nature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£2.50 in change, a knife, crayons, lots of fluff and guinea pig poo ewwwwww

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I also don't have a sofa, but my clit is safe and sound and where it should be

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"£2.50 in change, a knife, crayons, lots of fluff and guinea pig poo ewwwwww"

Guinea pigs are so cute

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

We once Found a Genuine "Rennie Macintosh" Ring.. worth about 3 quid.. I think

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