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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right, now, I'm not the sharpest pencil in the box, so can anybody tell me how cats are always associated with eating fish?

As far as I'm aware, they don't like to go near deep water, and even when they are thirsty they drink from puddles.

They climb trees, sit on roofs, and walk on top of walls.

How the fuck do they come across fishes??????

Or am I missing summat?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Ask the fecking cat which had two of my smaller Sturgeon out of the pond!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know, as mine does not like fish, and I have given up cooking fresh fish for her.

She likes to drink out of the toilet and eat the dog's food when he is not looking. If that keeps her happy, then so be it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shouldnt they be eating tins of sparrow instead of tuna..... or mice in gravy?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

jack..

Cats ancestors , the Egyptian cats lived in the wild marshes near The Nile, and helped themselves to the huge supplies of fresh fish..thats where ( allegedly) they got the taste for fish xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"jack..

Cats ancestors , the Egyptian cats lived in the wild marshes near The Nile, and helped themselves to the huge supplies of fresh fish..thats where ( allegedly) they got the taste for fish xx"

Well I never... an' I thought they lived near the Whikas, Go Cat and KiteKat mines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought it has summat to do with Fishy smelling Pussies...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"jack..

Cats ancestors , the Egyptian cats lived in the wild marshes near The Nile, and helped themselves to the huge supplies of fresh fish..thats where ( allegedly) they got the taste for fish xx

Well I never... an' I thought they lived near the Whikas, Go Cat and KiteKat mines "
Whiskas ya mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"jack..

Cats ancestors , the Egyptian cats lived in the wild marshes near The Nile, and helped themselves to the huge supplies of fresh fish..thats where ( allegedly) they got the taste for fish xx

Well I never... an' I thought they lived near the Whikas, Go Cat and KiteKat mines Whiskas ya mean "

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine will not touch Whiskers either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok I concur that cats originate from ancient Eygpt, but what about Barn owls before we had barns, field mice when there were only meadows, hedge sparrows when the bushes grew wild, house sparrows when we lived in caves or mud huts ? and why don't they call them Eygptian origin felines.

And where do all the baby Pigeons hang out.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"ok I concur that cats originate from ancient Eygpt, but what about Barn owls before we had barns, field mice when there were only meadows, hedge sparrows when the bushes grew wild, house sparrows when we lived in caves or mud huts ? and why don't they call them Eygptian origin felines.

And where do all the baby Pigeons hang out."
im not into ornithology so couldnt tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I having another senior moment, or did I once watch a BBC documentary about Tigers swimming....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im not into ornithology so couldnt tell ya "

I'm a horny thologist

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"im not into ornithology so couldnt tell ya

I'm a horny thologist "
i know...i sat on your lap at chams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im not into ornithology so couldnt tell ya

I'm a horny thologist i know...i sat on your lap at chams "

That explains his limp...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"im not into ornithology so couldnt tell ya

I'm a horny thologist i know...i sat on your lap at chams

That explains his limp..."
lol...git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I having another senior moment, or did I once watch a BBC documentary about Tigers swimming....? "

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Just another senior moment? Thought you have them all the time!

... runs and hides!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Am I having another senior moment, or did I once watch a BBC documentary about Tigers swimming....?

.

Just another senior moment? Thought you have them all the time!

... runs and hides! "
see now i was too much of a lady to say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat loves fish. I have to prepare double whenever I do it or else he won't leave me alone!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Am I having another senior moment, or did I once watch a BBC documentary about Tigers swimming....? "

Tigers love water and swimm regularly.

Lions are frightened of water

But in Tigons and Ligers, the tiger genes take over and the do like swimming

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

You can put allsorts of "human" food in front of my cat and she won`t touch it! Cream, Sunday dinner, fish fingers, ham, even boiled cod! Turns her nose up at it! She`ll occasionally give you a "you eat that shit?" look But open a tin of sardines and she`s there like a shot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can put allsorts of "human" food in front of my cat and she won`t touch it! Cream, Sunday dinner, fish fingers, ham, even boiled cod! Turns her nose up at it! She`ll occasionally give you a "you eat that shit?" look But open a tin of sardines and she`s there like a shot!"

Yeah, apparently they used to sit near the Pharoh's fridge for such an opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ginger moggies won't eat fresh prawns but love tinned tuna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I having another senior moment, or did I once watch a BBC documentary about Tigers swimming....?

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Just another senior moment? Thought you have them all the time!

... runs and hides! "

Oi!! Leave me computer thingummybob for a few minutes to 'ave a bed bath.... and theres people takin' liberties..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I having another senior moment, or did I once watch a BBC documentary about Tigers swimming....?

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Just another senior moment? Thought you have them all the time!

... runs and hides! see now i was too much of a lady to say that "

An' as for you miss... Just let me park me zimmer...over...here........ Now I'll haaaaaaaaa........ NURSE!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I having another senior moment, or did I once watch a BBC documentary about Tigers swimming....?

Tigers love water and swimm regularly.

Lions are frightened of water

But in Tigons and Ligers, the tiger genes take over and the do like swimming"

And full marks to madamoiselle Petillante for a concise response to todays homework.... 10/10 my dear.

Nah Nah Na Nah Nah you others...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe its because pussies smell like fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you also know that cats love cheese?

And ive one cat that likes fresh fish but wont eat fish flavoured cat food, or is she a fussy bugger

Guess its the food chain

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

my cats wil eat anything lol

found one once with his head in a bag of salt and vinegar twirls merrily munching away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone want a Bengal pedigree cat ...

Our frigging cat is far too much like felix - it eats tuna and has been relegated to the garden due to its poor behaviour - yesterday in front of guests after letting it in and making a fuss..

It proceeded to fart and shit - extremely runny and wide covering shit all over the living room florr - I have tried to convince Di that it needs a christmas sack and river treatment - even tried spilling soy sauce on it in front of eastern visitors but it is proving the nine lives theory...

as Henry said who will rid me of this troublesome...

anyone know the green bin lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe its because pussies smell like fish"

It is actually the other way round, don't you read the bible.

Adam and Eve ate an apple then had sex, 2 minutes later Adam smoked a fag and Eve washed herself in the sea thus making all fish smell like her pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, now, I'm not the sharpest pencil in the box, so can anybody tell me how cats are always associated with eating fish?

As far as I'm aware, they don't like to go near deep water, and even when they are thirsty they drink from puddles.

They climb trees, sit on roofs, and walk on top of walls.

How the fuck do they come across fishes??????

Or am I missing summat? "

tigers fish

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham


"Right, now, I'm not the sharpest pencil in the box, so can anybody tell me how cats are always associated with eating fish?

As far as I'm aware, they don't like to go near deep water, and even when they are thirsty they drink from puddles.

They climb trees, sit on roofs, and walk on top of walls.

How the fuck do they come across fishes??????

Or am I missing summat?

tigers fish"
this is true just passed one carrying a fly fishing rod and 3 trout on a string

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I blame cartoons, they always show cats eating fish and mice eating cheese.

A lot of cats love cheese, but mice don't seem to be mad on it.

Anyway, I must go Acme have just delivered my rocket powered roller-skates and a crossbow that fires sink plungers..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a good point there jack my 3 cats hate fish i got them some times of this all fish cat food thay just look and go off dont even smell it i give it to the dogs thay eat most things. My cats are so picky really are. And not posh cats i got 2 i found in a drain pip out side and other just turnd up on my door step.lol jo xxxx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Cats feeding preferences seem to be:

Anything you have...until you give it them.

Mummified, long dead mammals and birds...often left as a 'treat' for the pet upright.

Frogs.

Worms.

Grass...inevitably followed by the 'travelling puke'.

The 'other' tin of food.

Anything in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it depends on the cat.. a few years ago.... and he kept hunting and killing next door but ones koi carp. I was really not popular.

but mine liked fish. :D

Katie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I blame cartoons, they always show cats eating fish and mice eating cheese.

A lot of cats love cheese, but mice don't seem to be mad on it.

Anyway, I must go Acme have just delivered my rocket powered roller-skates and a crossbow that fires sink plungers.. "

just a thought but since cats love eating mice so much, how come there is no mouse-flavoured cat food? errrr gotta nip out now ...... patent office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine enjoy frankfurters cut in half. they chase n kick em around the kitchen for a while before eating them.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

my old cat wilberforce was mad for icecream - he'd come running every time her heard someone open the freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our cat loves strawberries and grapes. we have to cut them in half and hold them while he licks them.

he has us well trained

he also appears to have the ability to say 'prawns' and 'out'

but maybe that's us misinterpreting 'miaow'

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