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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

..apparently a panda at Edinburgh is preggers. oh yippy Skippy.. bloody pandas.

blimmin hate pandas they're clearly not interested in continuing their existence, they can't be bothered to reproduce, the press go nuts each time a panda might become pregnant.. I couldn't give a stuff!

let the buggers die out.they only sit about sulking anyway the bamboo-munching losers.

I for one will brr purchasing as much panda paté, panda steaks, and panda fur rugs as possible just to hasten their exit.

they're not even real bears anyway. whoever heard of a fatal encounter with a giant panda.

pointless balls of grumpy fluff.

there.I've said it. pandas.. meh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the smilies in this post seem out of place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

they're 3d panda-smileys. If you squint at them just so, you'll see 2 smileys like panda eyes popping out the screen.

yep.

here's some 3d panda-bamboo :

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope your right there about Panda being pregnant and she gives birth cause what a boost to the Scottish economy that you be , wouldn't make up for all the money Cameron is cutting in our Scottish budget but it will help .

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Admittedly, we both feel the same.

They can't even be asked to shag and there appears to be no natural desire to reproduce or carry on the species.

They're dead weight, let them die out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

couldn't we just replace the pandas with giant teddy bear pandas (like you get from fairgrounds).. say its pregnant, then add a smaller baby panda teddy bear when no-one is looking, at night, say.

that way everyone's happy. no more pandas, but the economy gets a boost.

solved! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..apparently a panda at Edinburgh is preggers. oh yippy Skippy.. bloody pandas.

blimmin hate pandas they're clearly not interested in continuing their existence, they can't be bothered to reproduce, the press go nuts each time a panda might become pregnant.. I couldn't give a stuff!

let the buggers die out.they only sit about sulking anyway the bamboo-munching losers.

I for one will brr purchasing as much panda paté, panda steaks, and panda fur rugs as possible just to hasten their exit.

they're not even real bears anyway. whoever heard of a fatal encounter with a giant panda.

pointless balls of grumpy fluff.

there.I've said it. pandas.. meh! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Admittedly, we both feel the same.

They can't even be asked to shag and there appears to be no natural desire to reproduce or carry on the species.

They're dead weight, let them die out"

heh yeah. keep the last one and have it stuffed as a warning to other pointless species that think just being allegedly "cute" means a free ticket on planet earth.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I hope your right there about Panda being pregnant and she gives birth cause what a boost to the Scottish economy that you be , wouldn't make up for all the money Cameron is cutting in our Scottish budget but it will help . "

Having a baby panda just means we owe the Chinese even more annual rent. That, at a time when oil revenues are lower than a cybernats sense of decency, is the last thing we need.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My auntie used to drive a Fiat Panda.

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope your right there about Panda being pregnant and she gives birth cause what a boost to the Scottish economy that you be , wouldn't make up for all the money Cameron is cutting in our Scottish budget but it will help . "

it belongs to China. It will go bac after 2 years (when mature enough to leave mother). the pandas are on loan for 10 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes we would pay them a bit more money but the money we made would out number the money they would receive. Plus we would only be keeping it until it could be returned to China safely and it would help preserve the panda population after all it is man who is helping to kill off this animal by taking land that we can't replace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On another note this is from Edinburgh Zoo today .

Many of you have been asking about whether or not Tian Tian is pregnant and Iain Valentine, Director of Giant Pandas for the Royal Zoological Society of Scotland, has provided this latest update: "Scientific data does suggest Tian Tian has conceived, however this is not pregnancy. Giant panda pregnancies are extremely complex. Pregnancy begins when implantation takes place and this has not yet occurred. There are many hurdles to get through yet, so we would request that people do not get too excited at this very early stage.” - See more at: http://www.edinburghzoo.org.uk/news/2015/06/giant-panda-update/#sthash.WwKZqcqq.dpuf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My auntie used to drive a Fiat Panda.

*courtesy of the useless information department* "

I don't think I've seen a fiat panda for years..maybe they have died out too.. Ailuropoda Melanoleuca, take the hint..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sat in a panda once - it was case of mistaken identity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised there are any left at all given the fact that the Chinese have a penchent for destroying any living creature if they think their claws/teeth/eyes/splenes etc etc are useful for their aches and pains. cu*ts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

omfg. the poxy scruffy lazy arse panda ISN'T EVEN PREGNANT. I just resent it even more.

a news item about something that isn't news that even-more isn't news because it didn't happen

Damn you pandas. can't wait for my panda rump steak.might bbq it right there in the zoo.

"come and get it! panda burgers! every one must go... bwaahhaha"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

very black and white issue this panda thing. hehehe.. black and white!! Hehehe....

poxy sodding pandas..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he finally knocked her up?

brilliant, theye been trying for the last year or 2.

must be pandamonium on the streets of edinburgh today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

pandamonium. good one. haha... I'm not going to panda-r to you and laugh at that.. #pandaPuns lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Admittedly, we both feel the same.

They can't even be asked to shag and there appears to be no natural desire to reproduce or carry on the species.

They're dead weight, let them die out"

I agree selfish bastard

I mean we took them from the wild, cut down their homes, bunged them in a zoo and now the selfish twats can't even be arsed to shag when we want them too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Admittedly, we both feel the same.

They can't even be asked to shag and there appears to be no natural desire to reproduce or carry on the species.

They're dead weight, let them die out

I agree selfish bastard

I mean we took them from the wild, cut down their homes, bunged them in a zoo and now the selfish twats can't even be arsed to shag when we want them too

"

exactly.ungrateful fuckers (or not as the case may be).. they'll want free national health access next..

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I hope your right there about Panda being pregnant and she gives birth cause what a boost to the Scottish economy that you be , wouldn't make up for all the money Cameron is cutting in our Scottish budget but it will help .

it belongs to China. It will go bac after 2 years (when mature enough to leave mother). the pandas are on loan for 10 years"

£600,000 a year is hardly a 'loan'.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A Panda is the worst kind of swinger.

Eats shoots and leaves.

A

*i'll get my coat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope your right there about Panda being pregnant and she gives birth cause what a boost to the Scottish economy that you be , wouldn't make up for all the money Cameron is cutting in our Scottish budget but it will help .

it belongs to China. It will go bac after 2 years (when mature enough to leave mother). the pandas are on loan for 10 years

£600,000 a year is hardly a 'loan'."

I'd loan 10 and make my money back and then some by the manufacture and retail of premium 80% panda beef (.. "Peef" ?) meat products...

poxy pandas... mmm.. TASTY pandas...

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"A Panda is the worst kind of swinger.

Eats shoots and leaves.

A

*i'll get my coat. "

I was running a sweepsteak for who would make that joke..... I've won!!!!!

PS if we are running an "irrational hatred of animals" thread..... may i add my dislike of koala's..... bloody furry things just sit there eating leaves!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pandamonium. good one. haha... I'm not going to panda-r to you and laugh at that.. #pandaPuns lol"

could be the symbol on a new flag for an INDE-PANDA-NT Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooooooo!!!

Ive a green panda don't let her die how will I get to Asda then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got another one.

can we say he PANDA-lised her pussy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"got another one.

can we say he PANDA-lised her pussy? "

got BAMBOO-zled by all the #pandaPuns (I liked inde-panda-nt, that was ace lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Noooooooooo!!!

Ive a green panda don't let her die how will I get to Asda then! "

hmm...tricky. maybe artificial inpetrolnation might keep it going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noooooooooo!!!

Ive a green panda don't let her die how will I get to Asda then! "

You're just PANDA-ring to Panda's now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

apparently, to get them in the mood - the zookeepers piped music into their enclosure.

S-PANDA Ballet

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"A Panda is the worst kind of swinger.

Eats shoots and leaves.

A

*i'll get my coat.

I was running a sweepsteak for who would make that joke..... I've won!!!!!

PS if we are running an "irrational hatred of animals" thread..... may i add my dislike of koala's..... bloody furry things just sit there eating leaves!!!!"

They're not really bears either!!

Fake bloody timewasters!!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noooooooooo!!!

Ive a green panda don't let her die how will I get to Asda then!

hmm...tricky. maybe artificial inpetrolnation might keep it going?"

Yes good plan i wonder if she is sick cos she is green ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noooooooooo!!!

Ive a green panda don't let her die how will I get to Asda then!

You're just PANDA-ring to Panda's now "

I wanted a black n white one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noooooooooo!!!

Ive a green panda don't let her die how will I get to Asda then!

You're just PANDA-ring to Panda's now

I wanted a black n white one "

With furry-panda shaped seats?

That's BEAR-ly PAWS-ible I'd imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they must be chuffed, probably going on holiday now in their PANDAls.

where they will PANDAr what name to give the baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he finally got into PANDAras box, lucky guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Panda is the worst kind of swinger.

Eats shoots and leaves.

A

*i'll get my coat. "

That's an eat more than most men do

*hang on I'm coming with you*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hopefully they get married, cos ive heard that sometimes, even in this day and age of modern modernity- some societies view an illegitimate child as a bit of a

sPANDAl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The panda mating selection process is reminiscent of the probability that you'll gain a meet on here haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"he finally got into PANDAras box, lucky guy"

maybe he got in on a special sPANDAx night.. filthy boy

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A Panda is the worst kind of swinger.

Eats shoots and leaves.

A

*i'll get my coat. "

The Panda I met on here was the best fuck ever. Of course I'm happy he met the love of his life here but every once in a while I remember the great Panda sex. He wasn't on loan from China though.

Tian Tian did this last year, didn't she? Then a few months down the line she wasn't pregnant. Pandas seem to be the only species that really can be a little bit pregnant.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A Panda is the worst kind of swinger.

Eats shoots and leaves.

A

*i'll get my coat.

I was running a sweepsteak for who would make that joke..... I've won!!!!!

PS if we are running an "irrational hatred of animals" thread..... may i add my dislike of koala's..... bloody furry things just sit there eating leaves!!!!"

But they smell of eucalyptus. They're too stoned to do anything but sit there. I got to stroke one when I went to Australia. They're killing themselves with an STI though as they are passing chlamydia around.

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