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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

...never, repeat NEVER ask Mrs ddc to slice bread.

About to slice bread for my lunch, and I am faced with a loaf 3 inches in one corner, tapering to 5mm in the other.

What little, er... foibles does your partner have?

Mr ddc

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Thats why we have sliced bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No partner equals no foilables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No partner equals no foilables

And now to spell correctly ..foibles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's how bread should be sliced

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I'm sure it tastes better my way.

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Thats why we have sliced bread"

I wouldn't mind, but when I offered, I got the whole "I DO know how to slice bread

" look!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"That's how bread should be sliced

It must take years of practice!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I'm sure it tastes better my way.

Mrs DDC"

Grrrrrr

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Anyway I love your 'little foible'.

Surprised we're giving away all our secrets this morning, hopefully no one listening.

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Anyway I love your 'little foible'.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Last time I sliced bread it ended up red and the top of my finger was hanging off.

NEVER attempt to slice bread before the first coffee of the day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does being a complete fu**ing idiot count as a foible?

Words she gets wrong:

specific-pacific

Eye vision as opposed to just vision.

She once told me her favourite beatle was John Leonard.

She saw a grey unicorn on tv once and said she thought they only came in white??

Shes as thick as pig sh*t bless her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does being a complete fu**ing idiot count as a foible?

Words she gets wrong:

specific-pacific

Eye vision as opposed to just vision.

She once told me her favourite beatle was John Leonard.

She saw a grey unicorn on tv once and said she thought they only came in white??

Shes as thick as pig sh*t bless her

Is she too dim to realise you're looking elsewhere too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does being a complete fu**ing idiot count as a foible?

Words she gets wrong:

specific-pacific

Eye vision as opposed to just vision.

She once told me her favourite beatle was John Leonard.

She saw a grey unicorn on tv once and said she thought they only came in white??

Shes as thick as pig sh*t bless her

Is she too dim to realise you're looking elsewhere too? "

Of course she is, but being the bone idle, uncommitted, flakey, compulsive liar that she is, she's probably not bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like it's time for the end of relationship conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like it's time for the end of relationship conversation. "

Been there and tried that. Its complicated to say the least.

Anyway i'm not here to meet anyone so its irrelevant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like it's time for the end of relationship conversation. "

You could just keep out of other people's relationships.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like it's time for the end of relationship conversation.

You could just keep out of other people's relationships. "

She wasn't getting involved in other people's relationships. She just didn't want to continue the conversation on here as it was starting to go from a light hearted thread to something quite different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like it's time for the end of relationship conversation.

Been there and tried that. Its complicated to say the least.

Anyway i'm not here to meet anyone so its irrelevant."

I hope you sort things for the best for you both and the bitterness subsides.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"No partner equals no foilables

And now to spell correctly ..foibles"

I quite like fondling a man's foilables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you sort things for the best for you both and the bitterness subsides. "

I'm not bitter fella, I'm resigned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you sort things for the best for you both and the bitterness subsides.

I'm not bitter fella, I'm resigned

Fair enough. You sounded it with you rant though. There's a lot of unhappy people on here so you're not alone. I'm a great believer in talking things through though. I was at breaking point only three years ago myself. Talking suddenly turned it all around for us.

Ps. In this mode I'm a Miss not a Mr xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Bread that can double as an emergency wedge. It's the future.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I thought he was just lighten things up with humour .

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...never, repeat NEVER ask Mrs ddc to slice bread.

About to slice bread for my lunch, and I am faced with a loaf 3 inches in one corner, tapering to 5mm in the other.

What little, er... foibles does your partner have?

Mr ddc

Why on earth are you making your own lunch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...never, repeat NEVER ask Mrs ddc to slice bread.

About to slice bread for my lunch, and I am faced with a loaf 3 inches in one corner, tapering to 5mm in the other.

What little, er... foibles does your partner have?

Mr ddc

Why on earth are you making your own lunch?

Dog house? Or the chef is shagging the butler?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...never, repeat NEVER ask Mrs ddc to slice bread.

About to slice bread for my lunch, and I am faced with a loaf 3 inches in one corner, tapering to 5mm in the other.

What little, er... foibles does your partner have?

Mr ddc

"
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That's known as a gravy dipper in our household.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She saw a grey unicorn on tv once and said she thought they only came in white??

wow i didnt realise they came in different colours either

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By *abel-30Woman
over a year ago

middle of no-where

Not my partner but my ex had a few.

Is convinced ed Sheehan and Rupert grint are the same person

Adds letters into words.. MatalanD tescoS

Dish soap is always called fairy up liquid

Can't drive, never took a lesson but will tell you how to drive, to ignore signs.. Cos he knew best

Complains the computer is broken, won't tell you what is wrong with it... 20 mins later comes and asks you to fix it. Then goes in a mood cos he tried that and it didn't work

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

if I worried about my hubbys faults we wouldn't be together I also have lots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to finish a roll of toilet paper, get a new one out, and just balance it ontop of the old one in the holder or on the rare occasion she changed it, would leave the tube on the floor.

That's why she's my ex.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"...never, repeat NEVER ask Mrs ddc to slice bread.

About to slice bread for my lunch, and I am faced with a loaf 3 inches in one corner, tapering to 5mm in the other.

What little, er... foibles does your partner have?

Mr ddc

Is the lovely Mrs DDC left handed? If so she will be artistic and the bread knife will be sharpened at the wrong side for her to guide it. Buy her left handed implements, corkscrews are another frustrating tool for intelligent folk too.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"...never, repeat NEVER ask Mrs ddc to slice bread.

About to slice bread for my lunch, and I am faced with a loaf 3 inches in one corner, tapering to 5mm in the other.

What little, er... foibles does your partner have?

Mr ddc

If I wrote the full list it would end up as "thread closed got too big"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...never, repeat NEVER ask Mrs ddc to slice bread.

About to slice bread for my lunch, and I am faced with a loaf 3 inches in one corner, tapering to 5mm in the other.

What little, er... foibles does your partner have?

Mr ddc

I used to have a left handed pastry fork

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"...never, repeat NEVER ask Mrs ddc to slice bread.

About to slice bread for my lunch, and I am faced with a loaf 3 inches in one corner, tapering to 5mm in the other.

What little, er... foibles does your partner have?

Mr ddc

Thanks Bobby for trying to give me an excuse.

But nope, not left handed, just cack-handed!

Mrs DDC

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Sounds like B. When we were first married she would make me sandwiches to take to work for my lunch.

The first day she made me one sandwich delicious but not enough to last a day.

As I was hungry when I got home the second day she made me two sandwiches, doing physical work I was still hungry.

The third day she thought I'll show the greedy pig and bought an uncut loaf sliced it in half and filled it with a pound of ham.

Why was she angry when I replied to her question did I enjoy lunch today and I answered; the sandwich was great but I see you are down to one slice of bread again?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mr ddc

Why on earth are you making your own lunch?

Mrs ddc doesn't take my ocd seriously, and has been known not to add the fillings in strict alphabetical order

It's safer to do it myself

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Why on earth are you making your own lunch?

Dog house? Or the chef is shagging the butler?

Oi, I am the chef (though tardy and slightly tipsy tonight) AND butler!

And chauffeur, handyman, child-minder, senior partner and.....

Hang on, what does Mrs ddc do?

{runs to hide in the cleaning supplies cupboard - she never goes in there....}

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Why on earth are you making your own lunch?

Dog house? Or the chef is shagging the butler?

Oi, I am the chef (though tardy and slightly tipsy tonight) AND butler!

And chauffeur, handyman, child-minder, senior partner and.....

Hang on, what does Mrs ddc do?

{runs to hide in the cleaning supplies cupboard - she never goes in there....}

Am I invisible???!!!

Or just taken for granted???!!!

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Am I invisible???!!!

Mrs DDC"

Who said that?

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"I thought he was just lighten things up with humour .

Jo x "

Me too. But some folk really can't help themselves when it comes to single men profiles whom they perceive to be cheating. Single female profiles on the other hand......

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