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Nocturnal roll call.pt2.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

STOP!

Carry on

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Here.....and gone again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and out... then in... then out again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here.....and gone again "

Good evening and goodnight Mr. Velvet

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"STOP!

Carry on "

That's it bloody hammer time it my head now.

Can't touch this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In and out... then in... then out again. "

Good evening Mr. Vanity

Don't forget to shake it all about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"STOP!

Carry on

That's it bloody hammer time it my head now.

Can't touch this "

Doo do do do, do do do do.

Doo do do do, do do do do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boo "

Aaaaarrrgggghhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed seems like most of you have worked it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/06/15 00:49:34]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed seems like most of you have worked it out

Its witchcraft I tell you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really struggling to sleep tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed seems like most of you have worked it out

Its witchcraft I tell you "

I've done it

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"I'm really struggling to sleep tonight

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Pop round il get the horlicks out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm really struggling to sleep tonight

"

Good evening Ms. Ellie

Too hot to sleep tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evening peoples

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed seems like most of you have worked it out

Its witchcraft I tell you

I've done it "
blame ace hes always meddling in witchcraft

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening mr smoothie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed seems like most of you have worked it out

Its witchcraft I tell you

I've done it blame ace hes always meddling in witchcraft "

I'm surprised I could work it out this time of night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening peoples "

Morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed seems like most of you have worked it out

Its witchcraft I tell you

I've done it "

Careful you lot may end up with a ban.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"evening peoples "

Good evening Mr. Smoothie

How's things your end?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"evening peoples

Morning "
its not morning till toshies thread goes up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really struggling to sleep tonight

Good evening Ms. Ellie

Too hot to sleep tonight "

Tis. So all the windows are open and next door are having a domestic stood on the patio which I'm too engrossed in to go to sleep.

He wants her to stay. She says it's awkward. We're at a sex stand off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed seems like most of you have worked it out

Its witchcraft I tell you

I've done it

Careful you lot may end up with a ban. "

I'm off till Sunday night now it will have passed by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening peoples

Morning its not morning till toshies thread goes up "

Oh ok then

Evening smoothie

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed seems like most of you have worked it out

Its witchcraft I tell you

I've done it blame ace hes always meddling in witchcraft "

Who moi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a jack nicholas £5 in an old pair of jeans............I'M SORT OF RICH!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"evening peoples

Morning its not morning till toshies thread goes up "

Word

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm really struggling to sleep tonight

Good evening Ms. Ellie

Too hot to sleep tonight

Tis. So all the windows are open and next door are having a domestic stood on the patio which I'm too engrossed in to go to sleep.

He wants her to stay. She says it's awkward. We're at a sex stand off "

Oh Blimey. Jeremy Kyle live

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed seems like most of you have worked it out

Its witchcraft I tell you

I've done it blame ace hes always meddling in witchcraft

Who moi? "

Oui, vous

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed seems like most of you have worked it out

Its witchcraft I tell you

I've done it

Careful you lot may end up with a ban.

I'm off till Sunday night now it will have passed by then "

that's what I was thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I found a jack nicholas £5 in an old pair of jeans............I'M SORT OF RICH!"

Good evening Doc

Beers on you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed seems like most of you have worked it out "

I haven't worked it out

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed seems like most of you have worked it out

I haven't worked it out "

nor me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found a jack nicholas £5 in an old pair of jeans............I'M SORT OF RICH!

Good evening Doc

Beers on you then "

To be fair, after my redundancy package last month, my mates have been bullying me for my money lol. Spent a wee bit of it on my wee baby nephew who's had to have 3 holes in his heart fixed. Bought my big ginger cunt of a brother a big bottle of Malt to cheer the prick up after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed seems like most of you have worked it out

I haven't worked it out

nor me "

Careful your nose'll start growing

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Bloomin 'eck, that was quick!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed seems like most of you have worked it out

I haven't worked it out

nor me "

Nope, me neither

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed seems like most of you have worked it out

I haven't worked it out

nor me

Careful your nose'll start growing "

but I'm a real boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I found a jack nicholas £5 in an old pair of jeans............I'M SORT OF RICH!

Good evening Doc

Beers on you then

To be fair, after my redundancy package last month, my mates have been bullying me for my money lol. Spent a wee bit of it on my wee baby nephew who's had to have 3 holes in his heart fixed. Bought my big ginger cunt of a brother a big bottle of Malt to cheer the prick up after that."

Beers on me then dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloomin 'eck, that was quick! "

What was ?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Bloomin 'eck, that was quick! "

no your jist late x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening mr smoothie xx"

evening _oddy flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok you lot how the bloody hell do you keep posting after the threads closed seems like most of you have worked it out

I haven't worked it out

nor me

Careful your nose'll start growing

but I'm a real boy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening peoples

Good evening Mr. Smoothie

How's things your end?"

evening Dan, topper

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm outa here night all xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found a jack nicholas £5 in an old pair of jeans............I'M SORT OF RICH!

Good evening Doc

Beers on you then

To be fair, after my redundancy package last month, my mates have been bullying me for my money lol. Spent a wee bit of it on my wee baby nephew who's had to have 3 holes in his heart fixed. Bought my big ginger cunt of a brother a big bottle of Malt to cheer the prick up after that.

Beers on me then dude "

Yay!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Bloomin 'eck, that was quick!

What was ?"

The filling up of the first part!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Bloomin 'eck, that was quick!

no your jist late x"

Was not, was right in at the beginning of part one, I just turned my back for five minutes.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"evening peoples

Good evening Mr. Smoothie

How's things your end?

evening Dan, topper "

Good, good..you working or lurking tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm outa here night all xxx"

Nighty night filthy dreams

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloomin 'eck, that was quick!

no your jist late x

Was not, was right in at the beginning of part one, I just turned my back for five minutes..... "

That's all it takes some nights

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Me too, eyes are closing, night all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lurking as usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm outa here night all xxx"

Night Mr blade

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me too, eyes are closing, night all "

Nighty night filthy dreams x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me too, eyes are closing, night all "

Night night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lurking as usual "

Nowt wrong with that

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

maybe 1 more little 1

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Bloomin 'eck, that was quick!

no your jist late x

Was not, was right in at the beginning of part one, I just turned my back for five minutes..... "

Funny things can happen when you turn ya back in here

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Me too, eyes are closing, night all "

we can't go together peaple will talk

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Bloomin 'eck, that was quick!

no your jist late x

Was not, was right in at the beginning of part one, I just turned my back for five minutes.....

Funny things can happen when you turn ya back in here "

that depends who's stood behind you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloomin 'eck, that was quick!

no your jist late x

Was not, was right in at the beginning of part one, I just turned my back for five minutes.....

Funny things can happen when you turn ya back in here

that depends who's stood behind you "

You still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm upset, thats me needing to shave once every day now. I'm getting old.

Found a grey hair and all now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe i have a little 1 "

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Bloomin 'eck, that was quick!

no your jist late x

Was not, was right in at the beginning of part one, I just turned my back for five minutes.....

Funny things can happen when you turn ya back in here

that depends who's stood behind you

You still here "

1 last jd and a fat 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm upset, thats me needing to shave once every day now. I'm getting old.

Found a grey hair and all now "

Been there, still doing that

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya "

clever cow i see what you did there ya tinker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya "

Oh dear, he won't be happy with that

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm upset, thats me needing to shave once every day now. I'm getting old.

Found a grey hair and all now "

your 31you basterd how do you think we feel. ok I feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

clever cow i see what you did there ya tinker "

I didn't do anything...honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

Oh dear, he won't be happy with that "

It's ok he me

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

clever cow i see what you did there ya tinker

I didn't do anything...honest "

over my knee Now. oooow errrrr I feel all masterful now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

clever cow i see what you did there ya tinker

I didn't do anything...honest "

Oh really

Must of been admin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm upset, thats me needing to shave once every day now. I'm getting old.

Found a grey hair and all now

your 31you basterd how do you think we feel. ok I feel "

Old? I know I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

clever cow i see what you did there ya tinker

I didn't do anything...honest

Oh really

Must of been admin "

That's it, it was them not me

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

Oh dear, he won't be happy with that

It's ok he me"

its amazing what a good fanny ahot gets you away with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm upset, thats me needing to shave once every day now. I'm getting old.

Found a grey hair and all now

your 31you basterd how do you think we feel. ok I feel "

Well i use a cheapy tesco 3 blade razor so i'm, doing better finacialy than i was with my wallet rapist gillette fusions, and the smoothness is just as good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

Oh dear, he won't be happy with that

It's ok he me

its amazing what a good fanny ahot gets you away with "

I don't like having it as my profile pic but it's from the pick the profile picture thread

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm upset, thats me needing to shave once every day now. I'm getting old.

Found a grey hair and all now

your 31you basterd how do you think we feel. ok I feel

Well i use a cheapy tesco 3 blade razor so i'm, doing better finacialy than i was with my wallet rapist gillette fusions, and the smoothness is just as good."

clever sod

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

Oh dear, he won't be happy with that

It's ok he me

its amazing what a good fanny ahot gets you away with

I don't like having it as my profile pic but it's from the pick the profile picture thread "

looks mighty fine to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

Oh dear, he won't be happy with that

It's ok he me

its amazing what a good fanny ahot gets you away with

I don't like having it as my profile pic but it's from the pick the profile picture thread

looks mighty fine to me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

Oh dear, he won't be happy with that

It's ok he me

its amazing what a good fanny ahot gets you away with

I don't like having it as my profile pic but it's from the pick the profile picture thread

looks mighty fine to me "

Well i'll let you and other fabbers into a wee secret, i used to work for tesco and half the shit they masqueradee as own brand is made or designed by guys working for or who have worked for the big boys.....including the razors like gillette

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

Oh dear, he won't be happy with that

It's ok he me

its amazing what a good fanny ahot gets you away with

I don't like having it as my profile pic but it's from the pick the profile picture thread "

That's the trouble with those threads

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

Oh dear, he won't be happy with that

It's ok he me

its amazing what a good fanny ahot gets you away with

I don't like having it as my profile pic but it's from the pick the profile picture thread

looks mighty fine to me

"

should I change mine do you think ?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

[Removed by poster at 26/06/15 01:46:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here again x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

how that for a fanny shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

Oh dear, he won't be happy with that

It's ok he me

its amazing what a good fanny ahot gets you away with

I don't like having it as my profile pic but it's from the pick the profile picture thread

That's the trouble with those threads "

It's going back to the Newtons cradle pic

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

Oh dear, he won't be happy with that

It's ok he me

its amazing what a good fanny ahot gets you away with

I don't like having it as my profile pic but it's from the pick the profile picture thread

That's the trouble with those threads

It's going back to the Newtons cradle pic "

nooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

Oh dear, he won't be happy with that

It's ok he me

its amazing what a good fanny ahot gets you away with

I don't like having it as my profile pic but it's from the pick the profile picture thread

That's the trouble with those threads

It's going back to the Newtons cradle pic

nooooooo "

Afraid so, what's wrong with that 1 Mr

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

Oh dear, he won't be happy with that

It's ok he me

its amazing what a good fanny ahot gets you away with

I don't like having it as my profile pic but it's from the pick the profile picture thread

That's the trouble with those threads "

I gave ma cock pic an airing earlier for another thread, he's gone back into hibernation now though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here again x"

Good evening Jamie

You working or lurking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

Oh dear, he won't be happy with that

It's ok he me

its amazing what a good fanny ahot gets you away with

I don't like having it as my profile pic but it's from the pick the profile picture thread

That's the trouble with those threads

It's going back to the Newtons cradle pic "

YAY!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

Oh dear, he won't be happy with that

It's ok he me

its amazing what a good fanny ahot gets you away with

I don't like having it as my profile pic but it's from the pick the profile picture thread

That's the trouble with those threads

It's going back to the Newtons cradle pic

nooooooo

Afraid so, what's wrong with that 1 Mr "

nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

Oh dear, he won't be happy with that

It's ok he me

its amazing what a good fanny ahot gets you away with

I don't like having it as my profile pic but it's from the pick the profile picture thread

That's the trouble with those threads

It's going back to the Newtons cradle pic

nooooooo "

Yesssssss! !!!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"maybe i have a little 1

Aw it's a shame, bless ya

Oh dear, he won't be happy with that

It's ok he me

its amazing what a good fanny ahot gets you away with

I don't like having it as my profile pic but it's from the pick the profile picture thread

That's the trouble with those threads

It's going back to the Newtons cradle pic

YAY! "

seconded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it "

You'll have to put up with us then

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it "

there gona see what you been up to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it

You'll have to put up with us then "

Oh noes that sucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it

You'll have to put up with us then

Oh noes that sucks "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it

You'll have to put up with us then

Oh noes that sucks

"

The I.t. bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it

You'll have to put up with us then

Oh noes that sucks

The I.t. bit "

Thought you were on about my company then

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

I am away for a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am away for a wank"

Nice name

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I am away for a wank"

enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord"

fantastic news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord

fantastic news "

P.s what's feyenoord

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord

fantastic news

P.s what's feyenoord "

guessing football team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord

fantastic news "

It is, he came through the op last night, but it was a big thing for a 10w eek old baby, best thing is, i'll make him a Scottish/Celtic/Feyenoord boy. Its for the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord

fantastic news

P.s what's feyenoord

guessing football team"

You googled that didn't you

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord

fantastic news

P.s what's feyenoord

guessing football team

You googled that didn't you "

no was I right? ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it

You'll have to put up with us then

Oh noes that sucks

The I.t. bit

Thought you were on about my company then "

Don't be daft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord

fantastic news

P.s what's feyenoord

guessing football team

You googled that didn't you

no was I right? ? "

Yeah I googled it but he answered ^ there too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am away for a wank"

Good evening Willy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord

fantastic news "

Glad it's sorted dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it

You'll have to put up with us then

Oh noes that sucks

The I.t. bit

Thought you were on about my company then

Don't be daft "

I thought you'd nodded off Dan

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord

fantastic news

P.s what's feyenoord

guessing football team

You googled that didn't you

no was I right? ?

Yeah I googled it but he answered ^ there too"

so he did. doh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it

You'll have to put up with us then

Oh noes that sucks

The I.t. bit

Thought you were on about my company then

Don't be daft

I thought you'd nodded off Dan "

Not yet although I won't be long. Just had to put some more eye drops in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it

You'll have to put up with us then

Oh noes that sucks

The I.t. bit

Thought you were on about my company then

Don't be daft

I thought you'd nodded off Dan

Not yet although I won't be long. Just had to put some more eye drops in "

Stay keep me company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well its a wee bit late but my baby nephew is up and babbling nonsense after having 3 holes in his heart sewed up in Holland. Never seen my big ginger prick of a brother so happy, he even looks alert. Better turn him into a Celtic fan before the father in law turns him to feyenoord

fantastic news

P.s what's feyenoord

guessing football team

You googled that didn't you

no was I right? ?

Yeah I googled it but he answered ^ there too

so he did. doh"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bored now, my computer is down and I.T. are remotely messing with it

You'll have to put up with us then

Oh noes that sucks

The I.t. bit

Thought you were on about my company then

Don't be daft

I thought you'd nodded off Dan

Not yet although I won't be long. Just had to put some more eye drops in

Stay keep me company "

I'll be on for a wee bit longer.

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

I didn't bother with the wank I had a crisp sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn't bother with the wank I had a crisp sandwich"

Cant beat a good crisp sarnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't bother with the wank I had a crisp sandwich

Cant beat a good crisp sarnie "

Was thinking exactly the same what flavor though

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

cheese and onion _ I like to keep my breathe as minging as possible _ It stops people from smelling my feet

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

I once saw a nipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once saw a nipple"

I have a feeling you may be s little d*unk, am I right

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"I once saw a nipple

I have a feeling you may be s little d*unk, am I right "

no

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"I once saw a nipple

I have a feeling you may be s little d*unk, am I right "

I was on a bouncy castle for 3 hours once - I think it fucking wrecked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't sleep

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"I can't sleep "

I never sleep its handy when you want a wank though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't sleep "

Keep me company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't sleep

I never sleep its handy when you want a wank though"

Or a crisp sandwich

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

who would win a race between a big goat and a wee dog?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My sleeping pills are kicking in so I'm off to try and catch some z's. Catch you all later

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

I am off to listen to moon safari and pretend I don't have work in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sleeping pills are kicking in so I'm off to try and catch some z's. Catch you all later "

Have a good sleep

Night night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am off to listen to moon safari and pretend I don't have work in the morning"

Night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sleeping pills are kicking in so I'm off to try and catch some z's. Catch you all later "

Night night

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"I am off to listen to moon safari and pretend I don't have work in the morning

Night"

just looked at your profile mr and mrs hot n horny only I am hundreds of miles away in a different country and I am completely not what you are looking for I was considering stalking you. then I thought that is too much effort so instead I will have a wank over your pics sometime before pancake Tuesday - thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am off to listen to moon safari and pretend I don't have work in the morning

Night

just looked at your profile mr and mrs hot n horny only I am hundreds of miles away in a different country and I am completely not what you are looking for I was considering stalking you. then I thought that is too much effort so instead I will have a wank over your pics sometime before pancake Tuesday - thanks"

have fun with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am off to listen to moon safari and pretend I don't have work in the morning

Night

just looked at your profile mr and mrs hot n horny only I am hundreds of miles away in a different country and I am completely not what you are looking for I was considering stalking you. then I thought that is too much effort so instead I will have a wank over your pics sometime before pancake Tuesday - thanks"

I echo these sentiments but in a less crazy way haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am off to listen to moon safari and pretend I don't have work in the morning

Night

just looked at your profile mr and mrs hot n horny only I am hundreds of miles away in a different country and I am completely not what you are looking for I was considering stalking you. then I thought that is too much effort so instead I will have a wank over your pics sometime before pancake Tuesday - thanks

I echo these sentiments but in a less crazy way haha "

he gets the prize for the most random posts on a thread

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"I am off to listen to moon safari and pretend I don't have work in the morning

Night

just looked at your profile mr and mrs hot n horny only I am hundreds of miles away in a different country and I am completely not what you are looking for I was considering stalking you. then I thought that is too much effort so instead I will have a wank over your pics sometime before pancake Tuesday - thanks

have fun with that"
do you have £35 I could borrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am off to listen to moon safari and pretend I don't have work in the morning

Night

just looked at your profile mr and mrs hot n horny only I am hundreds of miles away in a different country and I am completely not what you are looking for I was considering stalking you. then I thought that is too much effort so instead I will have a wank over your pics sometime before pancake Tuesday - thanks

I echo these sentiments but in a less crazy way haha

he gets the prize for the most random posts on a thread "

Tickled me to be fair, need it at the mo - serious insomnia, so it's good to have a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the princess of darkness! like a badger or a owl I am lady nocturnal insomniac extraordinaire......mornings whoever left still staring at fab looking for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am off to listen to moon safari and pretend I don't have work in the morning

Night

just looked at your profile mr and mrs hot n horny only I am hundreds of miles away in a different country and I am completely not what you are looking for I was considering stalking you. then I thought that is too much effort so instead I will have a wank over your pics sometime before pancake Tuesday - thanks

I echo these sentiments but in a less crazy way haha

he gets the prize for the most random posts on a thread

Tickled me to be fair, need it at the mo - serious insomnia, so it's good to have a laugh "

It sure is, passes the night a lot quicker

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"I am the princess of darkness! like a badger or a owl I am lady nocturnal insomniac extraordinaire......mornings whoever left still staring at fab looking for life"
#

I am the walrus

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over a year ago


"I am the princess of darkness! like a badger or a owl I am lady nocturnal insomniac extraordinaire......mornings whoever left still staring at fab looking for life"

I'm 1 of the only 1s left on this thread I think

Oh and the wanking crisp sandwich eater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am off to listen to moon safari and pretend I don't have work in the morning

Night

just looked at your profile mr and mrs hot n horny only I am hundreds of miles away in a different country and I am completely not what you are looking for I was considering stalking you. then I thought that is too much effort so instead I will have a wank over your pics sometime before pancake Tuesday - thanks

I echo these sentiments but in a less crazy way haha

he gets the prize for the most random posts on a thread

Tickled me to be fair, need it at the mo - serious insomnia, so it's good to have a laugh

It sure is, passes the night a lot quicker"

Agreed! Fancy pm'ing?

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over a year ago


"I am the princess of darkness! like a badger or a owl I am lady nocturnal insomniac extraordinaire......mornings whoever left still staring at fab looking for life#

I am the walrus"

Hahahaha excellent work

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

a strawberry is actually not a berry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wanking while consuming bread products is bit kinky Mmmmmm carbs..... eurrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wanking while consuming bread products is bit kinky Mmmmmm carbs..... eurrr!"

'A pasta wank' haha

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

wanking 3 times a day will prolong your life by up to 5.7 years - I just totally made that up but imagine if it was true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberries, on the other hand, are known as "accessory fruits," which makes it sound like they did something wrong. They're just trying to exist, man! In these fruits, the surrounding flesh around the seed isn't derived from the fruit's ovaries but from the receptacle in which the ovaries are found. When fully developed, these aggregates have merged together into one single fruit. Hows that for fruitception?

Mind blown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wanking twice a day helps fight heart disease..........

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over a year ago


"I am the princess of darkness! like a badger or a owl I am lady nocturnal insomniac extraordinaire......mornings whoever left still staring at fab looking for life

I'm 1 of the only 1s left on this thread I think

Oh and the wanking crisp sandwich eater "

I'm still here

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I'm here.. Still.

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over a year ago


"I'm here.. Still. "

You've just woken me right up - great pics , beautiful smile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am the princess of darkness! like a badger or a owl I am lady nocturnal insomniac extraordinaire......mornings whoever left still staring at fab looking for life

I'm 1 of the only 1s left on this thread I think

Oh and the wanking crisp sandwich eater

I'm still here "

PP save me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here.. Still. "

Oh goody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here.. Still. "

Are you working too

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I'm here.. Still.

You've just woken me right up - great pics , beautiful smile x"

Aww fanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am the princess of darkness! like a badger or a owl I am lady nocturnal insomniac extraordinaire......mornings whoever left still staring at fab looking for life

I'm 1 of the only 1s left on this thread I think

Oh and the wanking crisp sandwich eater

I'm still here

PP save me "

Oh it would be my pleasure

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I'm here.. Still.

Oh goody "

I detect a hint of sarcasm

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I'm here.. Still.

Are you working too"

Nope just can't sleep

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

If Daniel is asleep.. Who's gonna start part 3?

Or is it almost time for the morning thread?

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over a year ago


"I'm here.. Still.

You've just woken me right up - great pics , beautiful smile x

Aww fanks "

You're more than welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If Daniel is asleep.. Who's gonna start part 3?

Or is it almost time for the morning thread? "

I think you know the answer to that question

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"If Daniel is asleep.. Who's gonna start part 3?

Or is it almost time for the morning thread?

I think you know the answer to that question "

Actually I don't, that's why I asked! Silly

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Suppose it's time for the morning thread then

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