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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cut my ballbag shaving, pissed blood all over the place. Took ages to stop bleeding!

Anyone else done this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OUCH!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut my ballbag shaving, pissed blood all over the place. Took ages to stop bleeding!

Anyone else done this?"

Twice on the same vein

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I cut my lady bits, didn't notice, got dressed and went to the loo like 10 mins later.. Thought I had come on! Not quite the same but yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No...i dont use blunt razors lol

Get nivea shaving oil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No...i dont use blunt razors lol

Get nivea shaving oil."

A fresh sharp razor doesn't cut

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You & Pops make a great pair, he cut his nose earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume you didn't actually piss blood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut my ballbag shaving, pissed blood all over the place. Took ages to stop bleeding!

Anyone else done this?"

Cant be that bad, wasn't there a Kiwi rugby player that had his bawbag torn open during a game in recent years, went off, had his balls stiched back inside, and came back on to play.

Mind you, any cut down there will nip and bleed for ages.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Ben go to the docs if you want a vasectomy dont do it yourself

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Cut my ballbag shaving, pissed blood all over the place. Took ages to stop bleeding!

Anyone else done this?"

put vinegar on it

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Cut my ballbag shaving, pissed blood all over the place. Took ages to stop bleeding!

Anyone else done this?"

I've never been near your ballbag Ben.

I'm taking the 'Shaggy' defence.

It wasn't me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss on yer cuts.

My old man used to say that whenever he or his mates got cuts (outdoor manual worker all his working life)the best thing to do was to piss on it. Preferably your own lol.

I suppose the logic is that the immune system kicks in big time.

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By *cotbbtopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Don't shave...simples

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

no but i did nearly burn my foof off once

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"You & Pops make a great pair, he cut his nose earlier

Thatll teach him to go nosing around Bens balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You & Pops make a great pair, he cut his nose earlier

Thatll teach him to go nosing around Bens balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You & Pops make a great pair, he cut his nose earlier

Was he trying to spite his face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I don't shave, just trim really really close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One thing about cutting your ball sack is that no one can see all the bits of tissue paper on the cuts lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Did it years ago and had to take a rain check on a small gathering which turned out to a belter..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How did cutting your ballbag cause you to piss blood everywhere? I think you need to see an urologist as soon as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I set fire to mine and rub off the singed bits

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