FabSwingers.com forum: Questions I need to know the answers to

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How much is that doggy in the window??

Do you know the way to Amarillo?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Why, Delilah?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Should I stay or should I go?

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

When will I be famous?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Who let the dogs out?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Whats the name of the game?

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If God is so powerful could he create something so heavy we couldn't life it?

When the asteroid hit the earth and wipe out the dinosaurs did it also add spin to the earth (like when you spin a basketball) causing a larger gravitational pull resulting in much smaller animal's

How much is too much

How big is a piece of sring

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Who's that girl?

Don't you want me?

Why does it always rain on me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it me you're looking for?

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"How much is that doggy in the window??

Do you know the way to Amarillo?"

Stop perving on people's animals. It's not for sale... oh you mean my wife well £3.50 and a pack 9f jaffa cake

Yes I know the way and so does the all powerful Google maps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know the way to Amarillo?"

Head north on Highway 27 from Lubbock, Texas (The birth place of Buddy Holly)

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Why, Delilah?"

Reasons

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

Do ya think I'm sexy?

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Should I stay or should I go?"

Stay for a bit, have some fun then go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alice Alice who the fuck is Alice ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who put the bomp, in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Who's that girl?which girl

Don't you want me? awwww

Why does it always rain on me?"
you forgot ya brolly again

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"When will I be famous?"

Depends on which road you take.

Rub your boobs in David Cameron face and boom, theirs your dinner

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Do ya think I'm sexy?"
yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, I admit it, I shot the sheriff, but who actually shot the deputy?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Is it me you're looking for?"
are you lost or wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Who let the dogs out?"

They are called the beautifully challenged.... stop being so cruel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alice Alice who the fuck is Alice ?"

Didn't she used to live next door?

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Whats the name of the game?"

Monopoly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alice Alice who the fuck is Alice ?"

Dunno but I'm living next door to the bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's bad?

(Actually rather appropriate today, of all days. 6 years on)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's that girl?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would I lie to you, would I say something that wasn't true?

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Who's that girl?

Don't you want me?

Why does it always rain on me?"

She's the one your looking at

Only to help paint this wall and move some furniture

Cause you like in the UK

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

What if the hokey y really is what it's all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who put the bomp, in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?"

Who put the Shang in the shangalanga ding dang?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Alice Alice who the fuck is Alice ?

Dunno but I'm living next door to the bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who framed roger rabbit?

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

Will you still love me tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can you touch?

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Do ya think I'm sexy?"

Very... nuff said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's it all about, Alfie?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Why do we never get an answer when we're knocking at the door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time is love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is she really going out with him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Jon Snow really dead or is he back for season 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello. Is it me you're looking for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/06/15 20:03:25]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How will I know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a rat in my kitchen what am I gonna do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a bear really sh1t in the woods?

I think we should leave that question open for future generations, to promote their sense of curiosity about the big bad bear in the big bad world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have you done for me lately?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you really want to hurt me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know the muffin man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know the muffin man"

I thought he came from down your way?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Is the pope catholic ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you say when you call your lover boy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

babe, does my ass look big in this dress?

it certainly does, now lets take it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How longs a piece of string??

Why did mary have a lil lamb?

Oh and why did the mouse run up the clock? Seems pointless as it ran streight back down?

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Why "

Because

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What if the hokey y really is what it's all about?"

What if??? That IS what it's all about.

You need to renew your membership to hokey coley monthly to see what you have been missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, how you doin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is love? "

wats love got to do got to do with it? Lol

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Is Jon Snow really dead or is he back for season 6"

He's back and I know how... PM for details

R + L = J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the ultimate one and very appropriate for some people on here.

Why can't we be friends?

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Will you still love me tomorrow?"

That depends on your performance tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I lay here, would you lay with me and just forget about the world?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you say when you call your lover boy?"

I say .........baby.oooooooooo baby.....my sweet baby... your the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WAR huh what is it good for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely nothin'

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Who's been nominated to answer these ?

jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who you gonna call?

Ghost busters!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When will I see you again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where were you hiding, when the storm broke, when the rains began to fall?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a bear really sh1t in the woods?

I think we should leave that question open for future generations, to promote their sense of curiosity about the big bad bear in the big bad world "

...No, I dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do fools fall in love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much is that doggy in the window?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

How can we be lovers, if we can't be friends?

Have you seen her?

Who are you?

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

What's new pussy cat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does the fox say?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I lay here, would you lay with me and just forget about the world?"

Will there be cake?

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar ?

How do I live without you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time is it Mr Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If God is so powerful could he create something so heavy we couldn't life it?

When the asteroid hit the earth and wipe out the dinosaurs did it also add spin to the earth (like when you spin a basketball) causing a larger gravitational pull resulting in much smaller animal's

How much is too much

How big is a piece of sring

Oxygen levels were higher in prehistoric times, that's why animals were bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why DID the chicken cross the road?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is she really going out with him?"

Dunno, but there's something going on around this thread

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Was it something I said?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it something I said?

What did she say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Up truly the only way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who let the dogs out?"

That was me. I let the dogs out.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

What have the Romans ever done for us?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Are we human or are we dancer?

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me why I don't like Mondays?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we there yet?

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

"What have the Romans ever done for us?"

Errrr.......invented plumbing?

Made some very long straight roads in England?

Showed us how to wear a sheet with style?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, but other than that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it that when you're searching for something you misplaced, it's always in the last place you look?

Simple, you've found it, so you stop looking.

Why do jewelers advertise "ears pierced while you wait"?

What other option is there, drop them off and pick them up later?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Have you ever loved a woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who killed Lucy?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Yes , to my detriment .

What is the official start to the weekend ?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oh Lord is it mine?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Where does the other sock go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why DID the chicken cross the road? "

Can we all just leave the chicken alone? We don't question why the old lady crosses the road or the man down the street why he uses a zebra crossing! Is it our business to know what the poor chicken is up to? Mind your own business nosey!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

What's our vector, Victor?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Where does the other sock go?

Down my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who shot Ian Beale?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the meaning of life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the meaning of life?"
42

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be or not to be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will you still need me, will you still feed me when I'm 64?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Where does the other sock go?

Down my pants

What all of them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where does the other sock go?

Down my pants

What all of them!!

Indeed, a black hole lurks within....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Where does the other sock go?

Down my pants

What all of them!!

Indeed, a black hole lurks within.... "

Eeeewwww!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be or not to be? "

That is the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the meaning of life?

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What's the meaning of life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the meaning of Fife?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Damn spelling...

Do you think the song is about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?"

Your mum?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

How much does a Greek earn these days?

How Hi is a China man?

Did ya ever pick yer feet in Perkipsie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you whisper, green grass..?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Cos the trees don't need to know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A classic :

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavour On The Bedpost Over Night?

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By *ummersun99Woman
over a year ago

North Yorkshire by the Sea

Do you love me??.... Now that I can dance! :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much is that doggy in the window??

Do you know the way to Amarillo?"
its there just to look nice .. lol not for sale .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you feel the love tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you feel the love tonight? "
god that's Line king . lol

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

"What can you touch?"

You can't touch this.......HAMMER TIME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here we go yo, here we go yo, so what's, so what's the scenario?...

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Do you love me??.... Now that I can dance! :D "

Scaramouche, Scaramouche will you do the fandango?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're so vain, I bet you think this "thread" is about you, don't you?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Who are you? who who who who

I really wanna know

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

How many green bottles were actually on the wall?

Everyone seems to have a time constrained theory, but what was the actual number that was so remarkable that a guy wrote a song about them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are we human?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the story, morning glory?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? "

I am going to break this thread.... because I actually know this answer to this one......

basically they wore them because not all missions went ahead (some were aborted mid flight or just before the raid) so if they had to turn back round they wore them as other pilots would have done

i am really sad to know this... i am sorry for ruining a perfectly good thread.... you may carry on!!!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Their comms were fixed to it as well

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Whats the name of the game?"

Wanna be bobby's girl?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Why are all fire engines called Dennis?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Whadever Happened to the Heroes?

All the Shakespearos?

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