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By *adyGarden OP   Woman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

It has been a difficult few weeks that started with being burgled, then one of my uncles died and finished off with being dumped.

Give me some jokes so I can find my smile again

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"It has been a difficult few weeks that started with being burgled, then one of my uncles died and finished off with being dumped.

Give me some jokes so I can find my smile again "

Difficult is an understatement!

I don't know any jokes but I could sing you a song, you'd be grateful when it stopped .

Hope things turn round for you soon

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Two Essex girls were chatting.. One says I've slept with a Brazilian.. The other says you slut .. How many is that?

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By *adyGarden OP   Woman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"It has been a difficult few weeks that started with being burgled, then one of my uncles died and finished off with being dumped.

Give me some jokes so I can find my smile again

Difficult is an understatement!

I don't know any jokes but I could sing you a song, you'd be grateful when it stopped .

Hope things turn round for you soon"

I do love a good terrible singer that doesn't give a shit that they sound bad.

Made me giggle reading that

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By *adyGarden OP   Woman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"Two Essex girls were chatting.. One says I've slept with a Brazilian.. The other says you slut .. How many is that?"

Ok I'm glad I'm not from Essex or else I might be offended lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

joined a club for anti-social people last year- we've not met up yet.

My daughters rabbit died last week- the grieving process was delicious.

I bought a second hand time machine next week-They don't make them like they're going to any more.

RIP errol brown-Unless you believe in miracles.

Bought a new thesaurus. Its rubbish. Or to put it another way, its rubbish.

Why did princess di cross the road?- No seat belt (too soon?)

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"joined a club for anti-social people last year- we've not met up yet.

My daughters rabbit died last week- the grieving process was delicious.

I bought a second hand time machine next week-They don't make them like they're going to any more.

Very good cheered me up

RIP errol brown-Unless you believe in miracles.

Bought a new thesaurus. Its rubbish. Or to put it another way, its rubbish.

Why did princess di cross the road?- No seat belt (too soon?) "

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

As I was putting the garden furniture away for winter storage....

I said to my wife "I don't know why I bother getting this out you never sit on it.!"

She said.." put your cock away and put that table in the garage.!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen that film "Constipated"?

No!

It's because it hasn't come out yet!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

This never fails to put a smile on peoples faces!! And if it does.. well, you are stone cold dead!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF_YEFJpHX8

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By *adyGarden OP   Woman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"This never fails to put a smile on peoples faces!! And if it does.. well, you are stone cold dead!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF_YEFJpHX8"

Who comes up with that shit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj1JnOd7c9M

If you find farts funny?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj1JnOd7c9M

If you find farts funny?"
the farting nun organ is quite funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj1JnOd7c9M

If you find farts funny?the farting nun organ is quite funny"

Just had a look and now i'm in fart remixes. This is cool.

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