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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone as daft as me and have accidents which shouldn't have really happened unless you're a plonker?

So, went to shape my 'tache with my razor. Instead of cutting the hair above my lip. I cut my bloody nose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol yea I stabbed myself yesterday with my mascara wand x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol yea I stabbed myself yesterday with my mascara wand x"
I once took the top of a tube of super glue which had stuck fast with my teeth once im sure you can guess the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol yea I stabbed myself yesterday with my mascara wand xI once took the top of a tube of super glue which had stuck fast with my teeth once im sure you can guess the rest "
off not of

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Anyone as daft as me and have accidents which shouldn't have really happened unless you're a plonker?

So, went to shape my 'tache with my razor. Instead of cutting the hair above my lip. I cut my bloody nose!

"

Off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell lol I know a few people who would pay money to super glue my gob

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton

Breaking a pallet yesterday one side left lined it up for an easy break on my step. My foot hit the wood perfectly the wood snapped and hit me right on the balls.

Hurt like f...

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By *abel-30Woman
over a year ago

middle of no-where

i was out a walk with the dog last night, throwing a ball about. she ran and jumped on me pushing me into a river

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Anyone as daft as me and have accidents which shouldn't have really happened unless you're a plonker?

So, went to shape my 'tache with my razor. Instead of cutting the hair above my lip. I cut my bloody nose!

Off? "

As in couldn't get it off.

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"i was out a walk with the dog last night, throwing a ball about. she ran and jumped on me pushing me into a river "

Is she a Newfoundland?!

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

Stood on a rake which not only went through my welly, it then smacked me in the face.

A tetanus and a bloody nose. What a great day.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Breaking a pallet yesterday one side left lined it up for an easy break on my step. My foot hit the wood perfectly the wood snapped and hit me right on the balls.

Hurt like f... "

Ha! Had that happen to me when we were going through a phase of making random shit out of pallets a while back. I opted to buy a pallet breaker from screwfix. Less than £20 and way less cuts, scrapes and bruised bollocks!

Most of my most recent accidents involve other people (or animals!).

Certain people leaving electrical appliances that I most definitely never use (yep - hair related!) lying around with the plug upturned. A certain woof doing her best to trip me up on walks.

And OAP's in mobility scooters running me over.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do things like gesture with my hand whilst holding my phone and end up flinging it onto concrete, accompanied by a small smashing noise.

And break my arm by walking along and tripping over.

And driving across most of England and Wales without incident, only to reverse my then boyfriend's car into a bollard with a couple teenagers watching, who found it hilarious. (Boyfriend forgave me, still married me!)

Etc.

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"Breaking a pallet yesterday one side left lined it up for an easy break on my step. My foot hit the wood perfectly the wood snapped and hit me right on the balls.

Hurt like f... "

Ouch

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Whilst reading this thread I walked outside barefoot, stood on a stone, hurt like hell and during my pain dance stubbed a toe on the other foot on a bloody chair!

I'm staying in now!

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Taking the seized back wheel of a Mk5 Cortina , finally removed rusty wheel that was stuck to the outer drum . Put wheel on floor and called it a bastard , threw a large lump hammer at it , it hit the tyre and bounced back ,saw starts for around 5 minutes

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I sprayed shaving foam instead of deodorant under my armpits once

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I sprayed shaving foam instead of deodorant under my armpits once "

I did that with hairspray once. (Not mine, obviously! )

Could barely put my arms down.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was trimming my eyebrow with my beard trimmer(Mr g),didn't look at which setting it was at and shaved my complete eye brow off.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Breaking a pallet yesterday one side left lined it up for an easy break on my step. My foot hit the wood perfectly the wood snapped and hit me right on the balls.

Hurt like f... "

Giggling quite a lot at this one

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I fell down behind the sofa and was wedged head first back against the wall for quite a while once when I was trying to reach something.....took me ages to think of sliding sideways for escape

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I was a bit overheated so went to cool my tongue in the freezer. You can imagine the rest, as well as the injury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut my thumb in my son's bedroom door. Nail went black & fell off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making a brew with no shirt on, stirring the tea, my elbow touched the still boiling hot kettle, my hand shot forward,managing to flick the teabag out of the cup straight onto my stomach. Burnt elbow, burnt stomach, new swear words invented and youngest lad laughing so hard he made me laugh about it.

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"Making a brew with no shirt on, stirring the tea, my elbow touched the still boiling hot kettle, my hand shot forward,managing to flick the teabag out of the cup straight onto my stomach. Burnt elbow, burnt stomach, new swear words invented and youngest lad laughing so hard he made me laugh about it."

I'm sorry but that made me giggle out loud!

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

A female friend of mine thinks that I don't like my feet. I broke my right foot tripping over a toy at home, whilst getting ready for work. I ended up being in plaster up to my knee for 5 weeks. I've badly twisted my left ankle after slipping off the back step, taking 3 weeks to heal. Whilst carrying boiling water upstairs, the bucket slipped as I placed in on the top step, going over my right foot. After rushing to the bath, I only got a first/second degree burn. The latest was 3 weeks ago, I badly stubbed my 4th toe on my right foot (either badly spraining it or chipping the bone) in the bedroom (still sore now). It cut short my time working in 3 trenches during an archaeological dig, for which you would expect me to injure myself. I guess I'll have to wear those steel toecap boots at home from now on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was drying a long stem wine glass, applied a little too much pressure... So as the broken stem was sliding right through my little finger I'm thinking, bugger there goes my relaxing Saturday night it...

Spent the next day in the plastic surgery ward awaiting my time in theater to sort the mess out

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