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Two things i learnt yesterday in William Hills the book maker

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By *aneandpaul OP   Couple
over a year ago

cleveleys

First thing got two pens put them end to end on the counter in front of the young girl got my cock out put it on the counter and its the same size as the pens.

Second thing i found out i am now barred from every William Hills in the country did any one else learn any thing new yesterday

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over a year ago


"First thing got two pens put them end to end on the counter in front of the young girl got my cock out put it on the counter and its the same size as the pens.

Second thing i found out i am now barred from every William Hills in the country did any one else learn any thing new yesterday "

As another bloke did the same thing in Argos earlier in the week,I've learnt not to use the pens in argos or the bookies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First thing got two pens put them end to end on the counter in front of the young girl got my cock out put it on the counter and its the same size as the pens.

Second thing i found out i am now barred from every William Hills in the country did any one else learn any thing new yesterday

As another bloke did the same thing in Argos earlier in the week,I've learnt not to use the pens in argos or the bookies."

should have cppyrighted my shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First thing got two pens put them end to end on the counter in front of the young girl got my cock out put it on the counter and its the same size as the pens.

Second thing i found out i am now barred from every William Hills in the country did any one else learn any thing new yesterday

As another bloke did the same thing in Argos earlier in the week,I've learnt not to use the pens in argos or the bookies."

Do you mean those tiny little pens that they have in Argos - about 2" long...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First thing got two pens put them end to end on the counter in front of the young girl got my cock out put it on the counter and its the same size as the pens.

Second thing i found out i am now barred from every William Hills in the country did any one else learn any thing new yesterday

As another bloke did the same thing in Argos earlier in the week,I've learnt not to use the pens in argos or the bookies.

Do you mean those tiny little pens that they have in Argos - about 2" long...?

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theyre 3.2 inches long actually haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First thing got two pens put them end to end on the counter in front of the young girl got my cock out put it on the counter and its the same size as the pens.

Second thing i found out i am now barred from every William Hills in the country did any one else learn any thing new yesterday

As another bloke did the same thing in Argos earlier in the week,I've learnt not to use the pens in argos or the bookies.

Do you mean those tiny little pens that they have in Argos - about 2" long...?

theyre 3.2 inches long actually haha"

Together?

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington


"First thing got two pens put them end to end on the counter in front of the young girl got my cock out put it on the counter and its the same size as the pens.

Second thing i found out i am now barred from every William Hills in the country did any one else learn any thing new yesterday

As another bloke did the same thing in Argos earlier in the week,I've learnt not to use the pens in argos or the bookies.

should have cppyrighted my shit"

this

two things ive learnt today;

1 dont go in to bookies

2 people show off they have a 6.4" penis

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"theyre 3.2 inches long actually haha"

I have just learned that some people will measure anything!

And that an extra 2.4" is very important if it is added to the end of a 4" dick!

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

I've learned never again to put the little pens in mouth in Argos.

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