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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you require. ..need...want....desire?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Few more hours sleep would be nice!

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By *ellowmaleMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Few more hours sleep would be nice!"

snap and someone to work for me today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morphine!

Woke up with my right knee absolutely killing me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee or sleep or a maid to reorganise my stuff!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Few more hours sleep would be nice!

snap and someone to work for me today

Yeah that too!! My lads nursery is closed so he's off out with my parents for the day and I get to work till 3 then go to a school meeting. Harumph

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Few more hours sleep would be nice!"

No chance of a nap in the sun later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you require. ..need...want....desire? "

Need: coffee

Want: cheese on toast

Desire: someone to make them for me, then to tie me to the bed and spend all morning scratching, teasing, licking and fucking

But I have to go to work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wee

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"What do you require. ..need...want....desire? "
On holiday in Cap d Agde now so will be looking forward to some action in the Sauna club latter. I can usually get three ladies per day in there so will be there afternoon and evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee

Gallons of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Few more hours sleep would be nice!

snap and someone to work for me today

Yeah that too!! My lads nursery is closed so he's off out with my parents for the day and I get to work till 3 then go to a school meeting. Harumph

working on a day that he's got off must suck big time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you require. ..need...want....desire?

Need: coffee

Want: cheese on toast

Desire: someone to make them for me, then to tie me to the bed and spend all morning scratching, teasing, licking and fucking

But I have to go to work! "

It all sounded fabulous till the last bit

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Off to the gym but feeling sleepy, so would like a good pampering instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morphine!

Woke up with my right knee absolutely killing me!"

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body clock not to wake me two hours early every day.

And I need a good fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wee

Go to the loo then woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To snuggle the beautiful lady next to me and go back to sleep.

Guess I'll finish my coffee and jump in the shower though

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By *ellowmaleMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

"Coffee

Gallons of it?

Yup....keep it coming!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morphine!

Woke up with my right knee absolutely killing me!

Ouch

I'll walk it off...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My body clock not to wake me two hours early every day.

And I need a good fuck"

Add a wee N green tea to that list and that's me

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Few more hours sleep would be nice!

No chance of a nap in the sun later? "

Nope. Work then school meeting takes me to 5.30.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a day off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cwtch and a coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morphine!

Woke up with my right knee absolutely killing me!

Ouch

I'll walk it off..."

Your so brave

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

The bed to myself so I can sleep

(Got my son and the dog in it)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Few more hours sleep would be nice!

No chance of a nap in the sun later?

Nope. Work then school meeting takes me to 5.30. "

Early night then ?

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By *ock Cunt Lover PhilMan
over a year ago

Wrexham & surrounding areas

I'd love this and other sites I use to be free of time wasters. Wishful thinking though lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I require a kick up the arse to get out of bed! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cwtch and a coffee

Kettles on here's a virtual hug (((())))

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"What do you require. ..need...want....desire? "

My cup of tea.

Mrs ddc is 13 minutes late

Mr ddc

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

A toilet roll Quick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The bed to myself so I can sleep

(Got my son and the dog in it) "

I actually had a cat free bed last night I finally got to starfish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love this and other sites I use to be free of time wasters. Wishful thinking though lol. "

Pfft miracles don't happen you do know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need.... The loo

Want.... A shower

Desire..... Mmm too many things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

Then maybe morning sex

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Sleep and a cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you require. ..need...want....desire? "

2 weeks holiday in the sun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A toilet roll Quick"

Ooopsyx too late

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need.... The loo

Want.... A shower

Desire..... Mmm too many things "
want no desire for the monster?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"What do you require. ..need...want....desire?

My cup of tea.

Mrs ddc is 13 minutes late

Mr ddc"

OMFG! I've wasted time to read this.

Gotta go, sandwiches to make and late already.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bed to myself so I can sleep

(Got my son and the dog in it)

I actually had a cat free bed last night I finally got to starfish

My exes cats used to lay one between my feet the other above my head made moving a right pain!

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By *ock Cunt Lover PhilMan
over a year ago

Wrexham & surrounding areas

"I'd love this and other sites I use to be free of time wasters. Wishful thinking though lol.

Pfft miracles don't happen you do know that

I sure do lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need.... The loo

Want.... A shower

Desire..... Mmm too many things want no desire for the monster?

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noooooo still have my legs well and truely crossed at the thought of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Those wanting tea and coffee it's on the side grab em as you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The bed to myself so I can sleep

(Got my son and the dog in it)

I actually had a cat free bed last night I finally got to starfish

My exes cats used to lay one between my feet the other above my head made moving a right pain!"

Tell me about it mine as more bed than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those wanting tea and coffee it's on the side grab em as you go"

That means I have to get out of bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a glorious sunny morning like this!!!

I want nothing

Just enjoy the day

But if i got jumped on in bed it would be the icing on the cake lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morphine!

Woke up with my right knee absolutely killing me!"

Same except it's my left knee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need.... The loo

Want.... A shower

Desire..... Mmm too many things want no desire for the monster?

noooooo still have my legs well and truely crossed at the thought of that

Pfft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Those wanting tea and coffee it's on the side grab em as you go

That means I have to get out of bed!"

Yes it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need...to get out of bed!

Want...to stay in bed!

Desire...the sexy young lady I just messaged!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cwtch and a coffee

Kettles on here's a virtual hug (((())))"

Kettle ?

I don't want any of that instant sludge

finest arabica, freshly ground please

Thanks for the ((((())))) btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those wanting tea and coffee it's on the side grab em as you go

That means I have to get out of bed!

Yes it does

Can't u bring it to me?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Coffee and painkillers and I wouldn't say no to a bloody good old fashioned snog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need sleep,

Want a bacon sandwich,

Would love someone to finish my wallpapering,

Chances of any of those 3 things happening.............zero

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cwtch and a coffee

Kettles on here's a virtual hug (((())))

Kettle ?

I don't want any of that instant sludge

finest arabica, freshly ground please

Thanks for the ((((())))) btw

Ya either make do with the sludge or just settle for the hug..pfft some peeps want jam on it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need...to get out of bed!

Want...to stay in bed!

Desire...the sexy young lady I just messaged!

Hope you get all 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Those wanting tea and coffee it's on the side grab em as you go

That means I have to get out of bed!

Yes it does

Can't u bring it to me?"

No ..No time busy doing the brew n butties

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee and painkillers and I wouldn't say no to a bloody good old fashioned snog. "

can supply the brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To not die of embarassment. Just sent a voice recording of me singing happy birthday to a (male platanic) friend. Only i didnt. I sent him a soundclip of me orgasming!!

Well....hopefully he'll see the fu ny side.

Oh gawd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To go back to bed...spoon for an hour or two. Any offers? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cwtch and a coffee

Kettles on here's a virtual hug (((())))

Kettle ?

I don't want any of that instant sludge

finest arabica, freshly ground please

Thanks for the ((((())))) btw

Ya either make do with the sludge or just settle for the hug..pfft some peeps want jam on it!

only on my croissants please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need sleep,

Want a bacon sandwich,

Would love someone to finish my wallpapering,

Chances of any of those 3 things happening.............zero

Can do the butty N wallpapering..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To not die of embarassment. Just sent a voice recording of me singing happy birthday to a (male platanic) friend. Only i didnt. I sent him a soundclip of me orgasming!!

Well....hopefully he'll see the fu ny side.

Oh gawd.

Sorry but I'm giggling away here ..classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need sleep,

Want a bacon sandwich,

Would love someone to finish my wallpapering,

Chances of any of those 3 things happening.............zero

Can do the butty N wallpapering.."

2 outta 3, cool beans.

I love you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cwtch and a coffee

Kettles on here's a virtual hug (((())))

Kettle ?

I don't want any of that instant sludge

finest arabica, freshly ground please

Thanks for the ((((())))) btw

Ya either make do with the sludge or just settle for the hug..pfft some peeps want jam on it!

only on my croissants please

Good lord anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice kissing and cuddling session please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need my headache to pass

I want it to be tomorrow so I can begin my escape

I desire the plans I was making in my mind to have actually been possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need sleep,

Want a bacon sandwich,

Would love someone to finish my wallpapering,

Chances of any of those 3 things happening.............zero

Can do the butty N wallpapering..

2 outta 3, cool beans.

I love you!

Cool ears won't taste ice on your buttyOhh I say I only offered to wallpaper no need to go into declaring the L word

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need sleep,

Want a bacon sandwich,

Would love someone to finish my wallpapering,

Chances of any of those 3 things happening.............zero

Can do the butty N wallpapering..

2 outta 3, cool beans.

I love you!

Cool ears won't taste ice on your buttyOhh I say I only offered to wallpaper no need to go into declaring the L word

Will someone pass me my eyes

Cool ears? I'm in need of my glasses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice kissing and cuddling session please

Pucker up mmmmmmmmwwwaaaaahhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need my headache to pass

I want it to be tomorrow so I can begin my escape

I desire the plans I was making in my mind to have actually been possible "

Hope the headache soon goes x

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"To not die of embarassment. Just sent a voice recording of me singing happy birthday to a (male platanic) friend. Only i didnt. I sent him a soundclip of me orgasming!!

Well....hopefully he'll see the fu ny side.

Oh gawd.

Gulp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To have the day off to go to the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice kissing and cuddling session please

Pucker up mmmmmmmmwwwaaaaahhhh"

Might go a bit further than kissing and cuddling as im feeling a tad frisky again this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another cuppa

They are on the side

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To have the day off to go to the beach "

Sounds good

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

"To not die of embarassment. Just sent a voice recording of me singing happy birthday to a (male platanic) friend. Only i didnt. I sent him a soundclip of me orgasming!!

Well....hopefully he'll see the fu ny side.

Oh gawd.

Oh that's funny! I always worry I'll do something like that! I'm sure it will brighten his day, enjoy yours! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice kissing and cuddling session please

Pucker up mmmmmmmmwwwaaaaahhhh

Might go a bit further than kissing and cuddling as im feeling a tad frisky again this morning

Bromide in ya brew that should sort ya

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Need - to get my butt out of bed

Want - a coffee

Desire - a naked man to persuade me to stay in bed with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To not die of embarassment. Just sent a voice recording of me singing happy birthday to a (male platanic) friend. Only i didnt. I sent him a soundclip of me orgasming!!

Well....hopefully he'll see the fu ny side."

Or he'll find it arousing and reply in kind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you require. ..need...want....desire?

Need: coffee

Want: cheese on toast

Desire: someone to make them for me, then to tie me to the bed and spend all morning scratching, teasing, licking and fucking

But I have to go to work!

It all sounded fabulous till the last bit

I have my coffee at least. And am back in bed (with cats) because I'd forgotten I'm starting late today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice kissing and cuddling session please

Pucker up mmmmmmmmwwwaaaaahhhh

Might go a bit further than kissing and cuddling as im feeling a tad frisky again this morning

Bromide in ya brew that should sort ya

My favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need - to get my butt out of bed

Want - a coffee

Desire - a naked man to persuade me to stay in bed with him

Well hellooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stockings need Stockings, have a meet this morning and my puppy has just ran off with my stockings and there now full of holes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you require. ..need...want....desire?

Need: coffee

Want: cheese on toast

Desire: someone to make them for me, then to tie me to the bed and spend all morning scratching, teasing, licking and fucking

But I have to go to work!

It all sounded fabulous till the last bit

I have my coffee at least. And am back in bed (with cats) because I'd forgotten I'm starting late today! "

No cheese on toast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stockings need Stockings, have a meet this morning and my puppy has just ran off with my stockings and there now full of holes"

Tell them it's a new style

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

More sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need a good Gang bang 8" only mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More sleep"

Grab a cat nap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need a good Gang bang 8" only mmmmm "

God luck with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eye drops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"eye drops

Just put mine in everything gone blurrrry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pain killers

Sex

Cuppa

Sex

Holiday

Sex

In that order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to wash and dry and curl my hair for me and do my makeup as I'm still not ready for work.

Dry shampoo and a ponytail it is then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pain killers

Sex

Cuppa

Sex

Holiday

Sex

In that order

Painkillers for sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone to wash and dry and curl my hair for me and do my makeup as I'm still not ready for work.

Dry shampoo and a ponytail it is then

Isn't dry shampoo a god send

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off work till Monday now, I'm as happy as a pig in shit, I doubt anything right now could make me happier except maybe a nice hunk to come round and take care of my sexual needs but I have more chance of winning the lottery so I won't ponder to much on that one I'll just enjoy my days off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pain killers

Sex

Cuppa

Sex

Holiday

Sex

In that order

Painkillers for sex?

Ha ha painkillers for hayfever and my pounding headache!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ralgex.. came to work aching everywhere!

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

"The bed to myself so I can sleep

(Got my son and the dog in it)

I actually had a cat free bed last night I finally got to starfish

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

Am half an hr early for wrk

Coffee time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few more zero's added to my bank statement final amount!

Oh, and a nice cuppa tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to wash and dry and curl my hair for me and do my makeup as I'm still not ready for work.

Dry shampoo and a ponytail it is then

Isn't dry shampoo a god send

Hell yes. I should have shares in Batiste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few more zero's added to my bank statement final amount!

Oh, and a nice cuppa tea

In place of the other numbers sounds like my bank account lol

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